28 May 2006, 04:37
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The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun
 In preperation for the service Ladies and gentlemen, pray silence please for an official announcment.......After a whirlwind (and blatant) bout of flirting of their on line characters.... Mr The Flying Mouse & Miss mszee Herby happily and cordualy invite all their internet friends of mlukfc to the wedding of their internet personalities They were very bored, and thought that a wedding between their virtual alrer egos would be a rather fun (if rather dumb) thing to do. Put it this way, we get a party out of it  .Please note that they are not getting married in "real life".Turn up at a church, and you'll be very lonely  The wedding will commence on Sunday 28th May 2006 (This Sunday) At 5:00 PM BST (or 12:00 noon for the bride in America) After wedding function to be held at Mr Mouse's fine establishment The Bat & Belfry *prezzies appreciated*  Thank you for your attention Church locked up until the service tomorrow Last edited by The Flying Mouse; 28 May 2006 at 18:45. |
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28 May 2006, 16:04
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Only about 3 hours to go  *Starts pacing and chain smoking* |
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28 May 2006, 18:33
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Ladies & gentlemen. Thank you for coming to this, the first mlukfc wedding (hopefully it won't be the last  )The stage is set, and we will commence in about half an hour. There is a running order to this service, so PLEASE do not post anything till after the service is complete.We don't wanna spoil the fun After that feel free to post to your hearts content. Thank you, and ENJOY 
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28 May 2006, 18:52
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28 May 2006, 18:53
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Mega Loafer
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28 May 2006, 18:55
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Mega Loafer
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28 May 2006, 18:57
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Mega Loafer
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28 May 2006, 19:00
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Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared)
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 *starts music, song, bride walks down isle* 
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28 May 2006, 19:01
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ATTENTION ALL YE SINNERS, INFIDELS AND TRUE BELIEVERS OF LOAFDOM! May the spirit of the BabBazz move amongst disbelievers, may the gatekeeper of the pointed piano smite thee all, and may his pointed piano protect the disciples and followers of the Loaf for all eternity. Insidious messengers of BabBazz and Loafers alike observe today the ties that bind, the binds that tie, an eternal damnation called marriage. The poor unfortunates, Mszee and the Flying Mouse, have elected to be chained together from now until the end of time, and take the wrath of the Loaf for two combined as one on judgement day. Take heed of this lesson, unbelievers, and Loafers rejoice in the union of two of thine own, souls and sins repented of and now endowed in the light of the Loaf, protecting them against all BabBazz spawn, David-ghoul curses and false Elvis's wearing rhinestones. Is there one amongst thee who objecteth to this marriage? If so, leave now or forever hold thine peace, for twill only degenerate from this point onwards, until pits of fire consume the objector, and turn thine mortal remains to dust, ashes, and diseased monkeys.
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28 May 2006, 19:02
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Flying Mouse, with thine full consent and knowledge, doth thee truly wish to accept this random dope Mszee as thine eternal companion? Doth thee wish to accept that Mszee is not a messenger of the evil BabBazz, sent to spy out and overthrow thine life and country? Doth thee wish to suffer in this life and the next, in the name of the Loaf, for eternal rewards that may or may not negate immortal pain? Doth thee accept that rocks may cause thee to stumble, and thus stones be thrown at thine neighbours in the name of the Loaf?
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28 May 2006, 19:03
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28 May 2006, 19:04
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Mszee, doth thee really wish to accept this unfortunate Mouse as thine own, as the apple of thine eye, the buckle of thine shoe, and the clasp on thine bra strap? Doth thee really wish to cast thine sight upon this wretched creature daily, and tend to his every need and whim? Doth thee truly wish to be enslaved to this one tenuous excuse of a human being, both in this mortal life and through the agonies of torture thee shall endure in the eternal timespan, until the day of Loafy judgement, and be smited together by the pointed piano of the gatekeeper? Doth thee truly believe this frugal fragette shalt make thee happy, and thus wish to enter a union defined by lust, sin, lies and temptations?
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28 May 2006, 19:05
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Mega Loafer
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28 May 2006, 19:05
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Mega Loafer
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Fine, fine fine...I do
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28 May 2006, 19:06
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Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared)
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28 May 2006, 19:06
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Mega Loafer
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I DO...
GEEZ...DON'T PUSH ME! I AM THE BRIDE HERE! |
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28 May 2006, 19:06
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NOW FOR THE EXCHANGE OF RINGS: Ye both have the contraption known as the mousie cord
Mouse, apply thine own rings to thine fingers, for the touch of that woman may corrupt thine flesh and morality, thee must entwine thy fingers in the thing known as the mouse cord. Mszee, apply thine own rings to thine fingers, lest the burning touch of that zagraffotti-like toad smite thine body and transform it into a pillar of charred, smoking, burning flesh, bone and hair, thus now thee must entwine thy fingers mouse cord thing. |
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28 May 2006, 19:07
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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done
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28 May 2006, 19:08
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Mega Loafer
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Done...Toad???
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28 May 2006, 19:08
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Mega Loafer
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He always looked like ML to me?
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28 May 2006, 19:08
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Thus by the Power and name of the mighty Loaf, the promises made, and all made to broken, go forth into life and do not fear that which ye are about to suffer, for from pain and agony can come relief should thee accept and follow the Loaf, do not tolerate the harlots of this world, tempting thee with sexual immorality and sacrificial foods, for that is the way to destruction, to having thine eyeballs placed in soups for the roaming living dead and allowing vultures to desecrate and feed upon thy worthless carcasses. In the name of the Loaf, under the wing of the Bat, and the protection of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano, thee are united as wretched and miserable sinners, GO FORTH AND PROCREATE!
Ye may click the bride, as Mouse and Loaferette. |
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28 May 2006, 19:08
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Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared)
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AMEN
AMEN A A A AMEN |
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28 May 2006, 19:09
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28 May 2006, 19:09
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Pucker up baby X |
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28 May 2006, 19:10
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mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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May I be the first to offer my congratulations to the newlyweds, I assume we won't be seeing either of you for a while
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