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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:28   #1351
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can regurgitate previously eaten food, just like a cow
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:28   #1352
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:29   #1353
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:30   #1354
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Thinks that Esperanto is a dance and reherses it diligently every night by himself
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:31   #1355
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:32   #1356
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Bwahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

That was a good one...gave me a good laugh...

Runs around with one galosha looking for his Cinderfella
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:37   #1357
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got the slipper suck on her big, callussed foot
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:38   #1358
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Kissed many frogs...and all of them turned into....................



















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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:39   #1359
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is a toad
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:40   #1360
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yes and fiercely proud of it

Installed Windows vista and crashed his puter
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:41   #1361
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hasn't got a computer. Connects to the net via two tin cans and a long piece of string
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:42   #1362
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has a conch shell for a cell phone

whoohoo...whooohooo...
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:43   #1363
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dropped her conch shell down the lavatory. would have got it out, but it was a number two, and she couldn't stomach it
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:44   #1364
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Has number two every night for appetizer
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:46   #1365
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:48   #1366
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despaerately needed a number two, but when sat down, only a fart came out.
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:49   #1367
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phurrrt

needs a number 2 cause he can't change his words
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 03:50   #1368
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couldn't think of anything clever to say whe he did change his words
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 04:16   #1369
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Got stuck on number 2 and thinks it's extremely funny
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 04:19   #1370
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(it is funny)

can't tell the time without saying to herself "The BIG hand is on the ____ and the little hand is on the ___".
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 04:24   #1371
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Likes to bang pots together and pretend that he is playing cymbals
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 04:26   #1372
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can play two different chopin pieces at the same time, because she has four hands.
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 04:30   #1373
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Don't like Chopin prefer Schuman...

All the time while playing Bach thought he is playing Vivaldi
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 04:32   #1374
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thinks Four Seasons is a pizza (well, it IS, but you know)
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Old 20 Mar 2007, 04:34   #1375
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It is also a hotel...and your point is???

Can't tell the difference between La Boheme and La Traviata
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