The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun - Page 9

Caelan · 19 Jul 2006, 07:42

amen

L96 · 19 Jul 2006, 09:18

Hallelujah, praise the Loaf, a Loafer in residence! Lo, for the third coming shalt be, and the Meat shall arise on the 23rd October.

Caelan · 19 Jul 2006, 09:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lotus96

Hallelujah, praise the Loaf, a Loafer in residence! Lo, for the third coming shalt be, and the Meat shall arise on the 23rd October.

Halleluja, Halleluja.. Praise the Loaf..

Devil's Son · 19 Jul 2006, 10:44

yeah, halleluja, say it! halleluja!! Comn'on let's sing and praise the Loaf!!! Yeah !!!
..... mmmmhhhhhh, Precious Loaf, take my hand.
Lead me on, let me stand.
I am tired, I am weak, and worn.
Through the storm, through the night,
Lead me on to the light.
Take my hand, precious Loaf,
Lead me home. ..... mmmmhhhhhhhh..

L96 · 22 Jul 2006, 12:53

May the gatekeeper smite thee all with his pointed piano, for one of the two great perils to befall the Loafers is amongst us, bware of those that display blind followings and arrogance, be aware of the pitfalls they may lead thee into, for on the path to true Loafdom blind faith can lead the to pot holes, despair and disgrace. Be warned against not saying it better, for if thee cannot say it better, then thee need to say something or nothing, there is no hope in blind faith, for it leads to slowness of the mind, and lack of quality interpretation, and then thee cannot make decisions for thineself, whence that state occurs, the insidious BabBazz can sneak upon thee and capture thy soul for it's infinite torments, and thee will be unable to stop it, ye shalt only be able to follow it and thus thine lives, both mortal and beyond shalt be spent in the pits of misery and despair.

Beware also of arrogance, for there shalt be mighty destruction as the pedestals fall in the times of the third resurrection, for arrogance leads to self loathing and disharmony, thus leading those of blind faith tendencies into the darkness, ne'er to return to the light and the shelter of the pick of peace, then ye shalt ask thinselves "what the fcuk were we thinking?" yet by then twill be too late for self analysis and recriminations, for the legions of critics that swarm after all opponents of the BabBazz shalt be upon thee, picking thee of blind faith into fragments of bone and chunks of flesh, and for all thine screamings and shrieked protests, will be no mercy, for thee failed to heed the warning of arrogance and blind faith, and thus became lost in maze of the ways of the *true* Loaf, thy own misguidedness hast lead thee to follow the wrong teachings and be saying nothing at all to which no man nor Loaf nor Loafer shalt listen.

Jackoutofhell · 22 Jul 2006, 13:03

You know, I'm not quite sure if I could have said that better or not. I'll have to analyze myself. I'm not a terrific writer, and you made it pretty clear, something which I appreciate. I'll have to debate with myself. Could I have said it better? I may work on a solution and get back to you. Otherwise, great work!

Devil's Son · 23 Jul 2006, 13:20

amen

mszee · 13 Sep 2006, 03:24

And on this happy day of listening to preview of BatIII...where else would I come but here to pray for long life and well being of our God and Master, Meat Loaf...

L96 · 13 Sep 2006, 12:40

Were thee not told of the third coming, oh infidels and disbelievers of the Loaf? For bow thine head in shame, cast thy eyes downwards unto the earth from whence ye came, and to whence thee shall return, as Loafers march triumphant, the Meat leading the way with the gatekeeper fo the pointed piano, for truly they are together in the eternal bond of friendship, a lesson some of thee could well use to study.

HALLELOAFA.

AND GET A HAIRCUT, YOU SLOVENLY LOT... WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A FREAKING FASHION PARADE????

mszee · 13 Sep 2006, 15:08

No...I am growing my hair out...

L96 · 14 Sep 2006, 02:01

SHORT BACK AND SIDES, YOU UNDISCIPLINED THUG. YOUR ATTITUDE NEEDS SOME SERIOUS FREAKING REVISION, TAKE THAT TOOTHBRUSH AND CLEAN THE LATRINES, PRIVATE, AT THE DOUBLE.

mszee · 14 Sep 2006, 02:05

*Sits down in the last pew*...

And it's all coming back to me now...

L96 · 14 Sep 2006, 02:09

NO SITTING ON PARADE, GET OFF YOUR SOFT CIVILIAN ARSE AND ON YOUR FEET, SOLDIER. IF I FIND ONE SPECK OF DIRT IN THOSE LATRINES, COOKHOUSE DUTY FOR A YEAR, PRIVATE.

mszee · 14 Sep 2006, 02:09

Dear...this is a church...keep your voice down or they will lock you up again...

Devil's Son · 14 Sep 2006, 18:21

... silence is gold ...sssshhhhh

Gez · 15 Sep 2006, 00:00

mszee · 15 Sep 2006, 04:29

Well...I think I've been sitting here way too long...

*Gets up and exits stage left*

Fade to black...

Rockette · 15 Sep 2006, 07:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by mszee

Well...I think I've been sitting here way too long...
*Gets up and exits stage left* Fade to black...

You must need new hair dye! When my hair fades, it certainly is not to black.

How about I change to dying my hair grey, with red and purple streaks? That oughtta slow down the regrowth.

Going now! Fade to blue rinse.

22 Jul 2006, 12:53	#205
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	May the gatekeeper smite thee all with his pointed piano, for one of the two great perils to befall the Loafers is amongst us, bware of those that display blind followings and arrogance, be aware of the pitfalls they may lead thee into, for on the path to true Loafdom blind faith can lead the to pot holes, despair and disgrace. Be warned against not saying it better, for if thee cannot say it better, then thee need to say something or nothing, there is no hope in blind faith, for it leads to slowness of the mind, and lack of quality interpretation, and then thee cannot make decisions for thineself, whence that state occurs, the insidious BabBazz can sneak upon thee and capture thy soul for it's infinite torments, and thee will be unable to stop it, ye shalt only be able to follow it and thus thine lives, both mortal and beyond shalt be spent in the pits of misery and despair. Beware also of arrogance, for there shalt be mighty destruction as the pedestals fall in the times of the third resurrection, for arrogance leads to self loathing and disharmony, thus leading those of blind faith tendencies into the darkness, ne'er to return to the light and the shelter of the pick of peace, then ye shalt ask thinselves "what the fcuk were we thinking?" yet by then twill be too late for self analysis and recriminations, for the legions of critics that swarm after all opponents of the BabBazz shalt be upon thee, picking thee of blind faith into fragments of bone and chunks of flesh, and for all thine screamings and shrieked protests, will be no mercy, for thee failed to heed the warning of arrogance and blind faith, and thus became lost in maze of the ways of the true Loaf, thy own misguidedness hast lead thee to follow the wrong teachings and be saying nothing at all to which no man nor Loaf nor Loafer shalt listen. Last edited by L96; 22 Jul 2006 at 13:06.

19 Jul 2006, 07:42	#201
Caelan life is one big adventure Join Date: 23.06.2005 Location: some town in Alberta called Leduc Posts: 5,550	amen

19 Jul 2006, 09:18	#202
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Hallelujah, praise the Loaf, a Loafer in residence! Lo, for the third coming shalt be, and the Meat shall arise on the 23rd October.

19 Jul 2006, 10:44	#204
Devil's Son always behind you Join Date: 09.05.2006 Posts: 1,342	yeah, halleluja, say it! halleluja!! Comn'on let's sing and praise the Loaf!!! Yeah !!! ..... mmmmhhhhhh, Precious Loaf, take my hand. Lead me on, let me stand. I am tired, I am weak, and worn. Through the storm, through the night, Lead me on to the light. Take my hand, precious Loaf, Lead me home. ..... mmmmhhhhhhhh..

22 Jul 2006, 13:03	#206
Jackoutofhell Super Loafer Join Date: 13.03.2006 Posts: 369	You know, I'm not quite sure if I could have said that better or not. I'll have to analyze myself. I'm not a terrific writer, and you made it pretty clear, something which I appreciate. I'll have to debate with myself. Could I have said it better? I may work on a solution and get back to you. Otherwise, great work!

23 Jul 2006, 13:20	#207
Devil's Son always behind you Join Date: 09.05.2006 Posts: 1,342	amen

13 Sep 2006, 03:24	#208
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	And on this happy day of listening to preview of BatIII...where else would I come but here to pray for long life and well being of our God and Master, Meat Loaf...

13 Sep 2006, 12:40	#209
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Were thee not told of the third coming, oh infidels and disbelievers of the Loaf? For bow thine head in shame, cast thy eyes downwards unto the earth from whence ye came, and to whence thee shall return, as Loafers march triumphant, the Meat leading the way with the gatekeeper fo the pointed piano, for truly they are together in the eternal bond of friendship, a lesson some of thee could well use to study. HALLELOAFA. AND GET A HAIRCUT, YOU SLOVENLY LOT... WHAT DO YOU THINK THIS IS, A FREAKING FASHION PARADE????

13 Sep 2006, 15:08	#210
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	No...I am growing my hair out...

14 Sep 2006, 02:01	#211
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	SHORT BACK AND SIDES, YOU UNDISCIPLINED THUG. YOUR ATTITUDE NEEDS SOME SERIOUS FREAKING REVISION, TAKE THAT TOOTHBRUSH AND CLEAN THE LATRINES, PRIVATE, AT THE DOUBLE.

14 Sep 2006, 02:05	#212
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Sits down in the last pew... And it's all coming back to me now...

14 Sep 2006, 02:09	#213
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	NO SITTING ON PARADE, GET OFF YOUR SOFT CIVILIAN ARSE AND ON YOUR FEET, SOLDIER. IF I FIND ONE SPECK OF DIRT IN THOSE LATRINES, COOKHOUSE DUTY FOR A YEAR, PRIVATE.

14 Sep 2006, 02:09	#214
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Dear...this is a church...keep your voice down or they will lock you up again...

14 Sep 2006, 18:21	#215
Devil's Son always behind you Join Date: 09.05.2006 Posts: 1,342	... silence is gold ...sssshhhhh

15 Sep 2006, 00:00	#216
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633

15 Sep 2006, 04:29	#217
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Well...I think I've been sitting here way too long... Gets up and exits stage left Fade to black...