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Old 08 Jul 2004, 21:01   #51
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A English Mustard

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Old 08 Jul 2004, 21:04   #52
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 22:28   #53
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yes

do cabbages fly south for winter???
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 23:02   #54
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No cabbages don't mind the cold

Almost bedtime here so goodnight and
Q. what do you wear to sleep in?
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Old 08 Jul 2004, 23:07   #55
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No cabbages don't mind the cold

Almost bedtime here so goodnight and
Q. what do you wear to sleep in?
Depends on if there is company or not...

Holiday Meal... what is your favorite feast?
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 02:54   #56
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Thanksgiving, Turkey Potatoes, Cranberry Sauce!!, Gravy Squash, everything else, the whole darn plate. And a glass of orange juice is always nice. I have at least 3 helpfuls of 3 plates with different things on it, but each has cranberry sauce :P

My question...

Which do you like more, Fire or Water??
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 09:29   #57
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A: Water being an Aquarian

Q: Who remembers the 60's?
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 10:57   #58
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A: People who were alive during them.

Q: So, it's nice, isn't it?
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 13:45   #59
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* Deleted mine as FALLEN ANGEL1000 answered a millisecond after I did.... and besides I liked the answer better than mine.
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 13:45   #60
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A: It is if you can get it


Q: Why are teenagers so clumsy?
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 13:51   #61
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Just because!!!

Q. What do bears really do in the woods??
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 13:55   #62
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A: Have picnics :P


Q: Does Santa have to go on the Atkins diet to get down the chimneys on Xmas eve???
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 14:23   #63
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No he goes on the south beach diet.


Q. A duck flies over your head and craps on your jacket. Do you?

a: shoot the duck?

b: swear at the duck?

c. Drink red bull and fly to the duck and crap on said ducks head?
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 15:01   #64
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A: Neither, go to Supermarket, buy potatoes and roast the Duck, Yummy.

Q: A romantic night in, or a night on the town??
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 15:52   #65
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A: A romantic night in, and this weekend would work just fine...

Q: Water skiing or snow skiing and why?
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 17:03   #66
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Snow Skiing - I love the snow/I've done it before/ it doesn't hurt as much when you fall over :P

Daddy or Chips??
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 17:06   #67
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Chips! Daddy hates being covered in tomoato ketchup


Q: What did the person who designed the drawing board go back to when he (or she) got it wrong?
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 17:10   #68
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The slate.

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Old 09 Jul 2004, 17:12   #69
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Yes!!!

Pub or Night club??
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 17:15   #70
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A: Trunk of a tree


Q: Why is no one "normal" on this forum ?
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 17:48   #71
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A: Because it wouldn't be much fun otherwise

Q: Why do I get withdrawal symptons when I'm not around on here?
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 18:46   #72
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Because we send subliminal messages that flash up faster than the eye can register to make you dependant on the forum.

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Chips! Daddy hates being covered in tomoato ketchup
I'm really worried about how you found that out

Frasier or Becker?
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 19:51   #73
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neither, friends.

Q. Why do lp's go warped?
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 21:18   #74
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A. Because being vinyl in this day and age is hilarious.

Favorite Pie? When, and with or without a topping.
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Old 09 Jul 2004, 21:34   #75
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A. How can a pie have a topping? I like mince beef and onion, drenched either in gravy, or with a chips and a huge bitter pickled onion.

Q. An Aurora is flying over your house. What does it remind you of?
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