st paddys day

[RDH]draconia · 16 Mar 2005, 23:33

know that its earlie well 3 hours or so but

DIZZY DRUMMER · 16 Mar 2005, 23:53

Drac - you can't do that

heat · 17 Mar 2005, 01:05

I think she just did......

HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY!!!!!

DIZZY DRUMMER · 17 Mar 2005, 09:02

Happy Paddy's Day to all

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 20:12

and here's google's contribution

i love their attempts to spice up their logo on special days

Tim · 17 Mar 2005, 21:10

What is St. Patricks day?

Keab42 · 17 Mar 2005, 21:42

St. Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland. to celebrate him the Irish spend the day drinking guiness.

(or at least that's the way it seems)

[RDH]draconia · 17 Mar 2005, 22:24

here is a poem by GRIM_SLEEPER from the clan i belong to (www.rabiddogsofhell.com)

GO DOWN TO THE OLD PUB

lad its your duty to find you a lass
with child bearing hips and a pink supple ass
and make her your wife
and lather her with love so true

Now some rivers run high
some rivers run low and
her river runs red and she’s starting her flow
ands its called menstruation heres what it means to you

You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first
stand back her ovarian dams gonna burst
son don’t be afraid its a natural thing
just wad up some cotton and hand her a string
and put the old linens on top of the bed
get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

She'll retain her water her breast'll be tender
say something nice and you're sure to offend her
get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

She'll want to make love, if you do you're a fool
you'll only end up with a bloody old tool
get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins
but son it'll taste like some old rusty coins
so turn off the light and
take off your hat and drop to your knees say a prayer to saint pat
that'll give you the strength to get out of bed
and for Irelands sake get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

Now the pub is the place where the lads are meeting
when the moon is full and the gals are a bleeding
the catholic the protestant the demon the pig
and the pub is the place where your lady is raggin
so drink up your pint boys and thank your shamrocks
that as men folks that we don’t have to bleed from our c#cks
and that we can escape from the lady in red
and get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

[RDH]draconia · 17 Mar 2005, 22:25

didnt paddy get rid of all the snakes in Ireland????

i forget :S

[RDH]draconia · 17 Mar 2005, 22:26

English peeps don't forget april 23rd!
(St georges day )

DIZZY DRUMMER · 17 Mar 2005, 23:11

heat · 18 Mar 2005, 01:10

St Patrick was a WELSHMAN!!!!!

Tim · 18 Mar 2005, 17:30

St. Patricks Day, St. George Day??? My god... strange things hahah.
Days i know are: valentines day, new years day, christmas euh... day, my birthday

(soon haha).

16 Mar 2005, 23:33	#1
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	st paddys day know that its earlie well 3 hours or so but

16 Mar 2005, 23:53	#2
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Drac - you can't do that

17 Mar 2005, 01:05	#3
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	I think she just did...... HAPPY ST. PADDY'S DAY!!!!!

17 Mar 2005, 09:02	#4
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	Happy Paddy's Day to all

17 Mar 2005, 20:12	#5
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	and here's google's contribution i love their attempts to spice up their logo on special days

17 Mar 2005, 21:10	#6
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	What is St. Patricks day?

17 Mar 2005, 21:42	#7
Keab42 Astrophysicist At Large Join Date: 19.04.2003 Location: Beneath his dreaming tree Posts: 4,284	St. Patrick is the patron saint of Ireland. to celebrate him the Irish spend the day drinking guiness. (or at least that's the way it seems)

17 Mar 2005, 22:24	#8
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	here is a poem by GRIM_SLEEPER from the clan i belong to (www.rabiddogsofhell.com) GO DOWN TO THE OLD PUB lad its your duty to find you a lass with child bearing hips and a pink supple ass and make her your wife and lather her with love so true Now some rivers run high some rivers run low and her river runs red and she’s starting her flow ands its called menstruation heres what it means to you You will notice her bloomers are spotty at first stand back her ovarian dams gonna burst son don’t be afraid its a natural thing just wad up some cotton and hand her a string and put the old linens on top of the bed get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead She'll retain her water her breast'll be tender say something nice and you're sure to offend her get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead She'll want to make love, if you do you're a fool you'll only end up with a bloody old tool get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead And she'll want you to sample the fruit of her loins but son it'll taste like some old rusty coins so turn off the light and take off your hat and drop to your knees say a prayer to saint pat that'll give you the strength to get out of bed and for Irelands sake get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead Now the pub is the place where the lads are meeting when the moon is full and the gals are a bleeding the catholic the protestant the demon the pig and the pub is the place where your lady is raggin so drink up your pint boys and thank your shamrocks that as men folks that we don’t have to bleed from our c#cks and that we can escape from the lady in red and get out of the house and go down to the old pub instead

17 Mar 2005, 22:25	#9
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	didnt paddy get rid of all the snakes in Ireland???? i forget :S

17 Mar 2005, 22:26	#10
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	English peeps don't forget april 23rd! (St georges day )

17 Mar 2005, 23:11	#11
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389

18 Mar 2005, 01:10	#12
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	St Patrick was a WELSHMAN!!!!!

18 Mar 2005, 17:30	#13
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	St. Patricks Day, St. George Day??? My god... strange things hahah. Days i know are: valentines day, new years day, christmas euh... day, my birthday (soon haha).