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Old 03 Nov 2005, 21:05   #1851
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Have you checked under the mattress for peas? they always make little princesses sleep on peas to keep them awake!!

Q. One of my mates is trying to set up a blind date for me - shoudl i risk it or just hide?
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Old 03 Nov 2005, 21:13   #1852
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Yep, I met Roy on a blind date set up, and married 3 weeks later! True!!

Will I always be a princess Chris
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Old 19 Apr 2006, 20:11   #1853
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Chris couldn't answer that after April .......but YES!!

What would you do if you passed wind when you met Meat??
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 01:25   #1854
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Quote:
Originally Posted by Gerry
What would you do if you passed wind when you met Meat??
Take a gun and shoot myself...jump into the lake and drown...take a rope and hang myself...possibilities are endless.

How much are you willing to pay for the upcoming ML tour?
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 09:49   #1855
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Cost is relative ... I'll pay what it takes to satisfy my hunger

Is there life after birth?
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 11:18   #1856
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A. Yes, but only on the inside of sweaty socks and underpants.

Q. Will it ever stop raining around here so I can go out on my bike again?
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 11:24   #1857
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No, the rain has been passed to the so called sunny south as it sneeds it so desperately so that the hosepipe bans can be lifted.

Shall I go out on my bike again in the sunshine later on?
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 11:27   #1858
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NO... humph...

What did you have for breakfast this morning?
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 11:28   #1859
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Breakfast was a cup of coffee (I have my svelte athletic figure to maintain)

What are todays sweets?
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 11:33   #1860
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Don't have any yet...

What do you fancy?
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 11:46   #1861
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CC, Kylie, Patti, Amy Goff, Elaine Goff ... oh sorry you said what not who.

How about a Texan Bar?
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 11:48   #1862
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I've never heard of them...

What is a Texan bar? Or are you talking about places to buy alcohol in the state of Texas?
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 11:55   #1863
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Ahhh the youth of today, poor you never having heard of a Texan Bar! You just haven't lived!! http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/texan-bar-p-1139.html

Want one?
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 20:53   #1864
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Please Please.

Wern't Texan bars just the best for pulling your fillings out!!??
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 21:04   #1865
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Only being little I wouldn't know...

What was your favourite sweetie as a kid?
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 21:30   #1866
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Whoppers

What was that fizzy stuff like crystals??
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Old 20 Apr 2006, 21:51   #1867
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Either sherbet or pop rocks...

Do you clean your teeth before you go to bed at night?
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Old 21 Apr 2006, 09:50   #1868
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Certainly do, it's amazing the shine you can get with Brasso!

What can you see out of the nearest window to you?
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Old 21 Apr 2006, 11:08   #1869
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Right now I can see a fence and a water butt... if I turn round I can see my garden, 'cos I'm in the conservatory which is my office/therapy room.

Have you missed me since yesterday?
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Old 21 Apr 2006, 11:10   #1870
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As always ... but my aim is improving.

Is Microsoft Help useful?
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Old 21 Apr 2006, 11:41   #1871
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No, but Microsoft Use is helpful...

Why won't MSN let me sign in?
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Old 21 Apr 2006, 11:44   #1872
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Because you've got your password wrong fourteen times in a row you've been denied access on the grounds of incompetence.

What's for lunch?
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Old 21 Apr 2006, 11:53   #1873
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I'm planning a rather nice Greek salad, a cappuchino, and then about four bars of Cadbury's chocolate....

Do you want some?
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Old 21 Apr 2006, 11:59   #1874
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Is it Dairy Milk or Fruit and Nut?

Do you deliver?
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Old 21 Apr 2006, 12:18   #1875
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Dairy Milk, Fruit and Nut, Whole Nut, or Dairy Milk with crunchie pieces... not to mention 5 creme eggs and the chocolate egg I have left over from easter...

let me just get me bike out... should be with you in about 5 hours... lol

So was that a yes then?
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