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#1851 |
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Have you checked under the mattress for peas? they always make little princesses sleep on peas to keep them awake!!
Q. One of my mates is trying to set up a blind date for me - shoudl i risk it or just hide? |
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#1852 |
queen post- whore extraordinaire
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Yep, I met Roy on a blind date set up, and married 3 weeks later! True!!
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#1853 |
Knicker thief
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Chris couldn't answer that after April
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How much are you willing to pay for the upcoming ML tour? |
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#1855 |
Relentless
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Cost is relative ... I'll pay what it takes to satisfy my hunger
Is there life after birth? |
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#1856 |
mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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A. Yes, but only on the inside of sweaty socks and underpants.
Q. Will it ever stop raining around here so I can go out on my bike again? |
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#1857 |
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No, the rain has been passed to the so called sunny south as it sneeds it so desperately so that the hosepipe bans can be lifted.
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#1858 |
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NO... humph...
What did you have for breakfast this morning? |
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#1859 |
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Breakfast was a cup of coffee (I have my svelte athletic figure to maintain)
What are todays sweets? |
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#1860 |
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Don't have any yet...
What do you fancy? |
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#1861 |
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CC, Kylie, Patti, Amy Goff, Elaine Goff ... oh sorry you said what not who.
How about a Texan Bar? |
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#1862 |
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I've never heard of them...
What is a Texan bar? Or are you talking about places to buy alcohol in the state of Texas? |
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#1863 |
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Ahhh the youth of today, poor you never having heard of a Texan Bar! You just haven't lived!! http://www.aquarterof.co.uk/texan-bar-p-1139.html
Want one? |
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#1864 |
Knicker thief
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Please Please.
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#1865 |
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Only being little I wouldn't know...
What was your favourite sweetie as a kid? |
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#1866 |
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Whoppers
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#1867 |
mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Either sherbet or pop rocks...
Do you clean your teeth before you go to bed at night? |
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#1868 |
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Certainly do, it's amazing the shine you can get with Brasso!
What can you see out of the nearest window to you? |
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#1869 |
mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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Right now I can see a fence and a water butt... if I turn round I can see my garden, 'cos I'm in the conservatory which is my office/therapy room.
Have you missed me since yesterday? |
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#1870 |
Relentless
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As always ... but my aim is improving.
Is Microsoft Help useful? |
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#1871 |
mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots
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No, but Microsoft Use is helpful...
Why won't MSN let me sign in? |
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#1872 |
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Because you've got your password wrong fourteen times in a row you've been denied access on the grounds of incompetence.
What's for lunch? |
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#1873 |
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I'm planning a rather nice Greek salad, a cappuchino, and then about four bars of Cadbury's chocolate....
Do you want some? |
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#1874 |
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Is it Dairy Milk or Fruit and Nut?
Do you deliver? |
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#1875 |
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Dairy Milk, Fruit and Nut, Whole Nut, or Dairy Milk with crunchie pieces... not to mention 5 creme eggs and the chocolate egg I have left over from easter...
let me just get me bike out... should be with you in about 5 hours... lol So was that a yes then? |
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