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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Wanna cyber?
 Disclaimer* it's VERY funny (had me in stitches anyway  ) but also just slightly rude.Please do not continue if easily offended  Why chat rooms should be avoided. Quote:
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11 Jun 2006, 20:03
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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11 Jun 2006, 20:10
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You dig.
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 So ... bloodninja is your chat nick? 
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11 Jun 2006, 20:12
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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That depends if you have a thing for pizza or wizards 
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11 Jun 2006, 20:35
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The German
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OMG, this is crank!
I don´t wanna know if you´re bloodninja, just tell me, where do you got that from??? |
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11 Jun 2006, 20:38
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrm, another forum? Yeah, that's good. I found it on another forum
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11 Jun 2006, 20:38
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On the other hand, You have different fingers
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Was that from this site? I really hope not lol.
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Mega Loafer
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11 Jun 2006, 21:29
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Mega Loafer
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11 Jun 2006, 21:42
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The German
Join Date: 11.03.2006
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which one are you chris/michelle?
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11 Jun 2006, 22:41
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Mega Loafer
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Oh for crying out loud....hahahahahaha
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12 Jun 2006, 01:19
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Mega Loafer
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Safe Cyber Sex
If you are having cyber sex, it is important to be safe and cautious. It is best to have cyber sex alone, but when you are with a partner, be sure to follow these guidelines and advice: Always use a firewall or other protection against C.T.D.s (Cyberly Transmitted Disease) Orally is safer, but if going all out, be sure to stretch your hands and wrists properly. Use a wrist rest if possible. Do not attempt to actually insert anything in to the keyboard itself, may cause serious injury. In case of a broken firewall, be sure to pull out and shut down immediately! You will need to restart. Be sure your firewall is in place. In the event little fonts are created, you will be responsible for Font Support. An IP test can be ordered to determine the parents of this font. These tests are 99.999% accurate. For more information about Safe Cyber Sex and support, please contact your local internet support centers. These emails are private and confidential. |
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12 Jun 2006, 01:28
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Mega Loafer
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It seems so common, but people are often scared to start a cyber-sex relationship. This month, GORSKYS.COMedy looks at the benefits, pit-falls and ettiquette of cyber-sex.
You need to be careful that your dream woman is not in fact a 60 year-old man with a dodgy sense of humour. You can send your cyber-lover a  smiley face symbol, and eat the box of chocolates yourself. It's perfect if you want to have cybersex with a 60-year old man with a dodgy sense of humour. Many chat rooms consider it poor form to 'walk in' and shout "Who wants to have cyber-sex with me?" Rooms with names like "Christian Fellowship", "No Cybersex Here" and "I Love My Barbie" should be avoided. That said, it's great fun to go into the "Christian Fellowship" chat room and ask "Who wants to have cyber-sex with me?" just to make them angry. Beg for their forgiveness as a true test of their committment to Jesus. Then slip in a line about slipping in the tongue. Your wedding will be on TV on a slow-news day (and face it, that's most Saturdays). You are guaranteed your cyber-partner is lying, so there's no harm in you doing it too. Cyber-sex to the point of orgasm is banned in most public libraries. Make sure your cyber-partner is not one of your parents before aranging to elope with them. Make sure that your cyber-partner is in fact human and not some Artificial Intelligence program. You might love your new iMac, but offering to marry one is just embarrassing. If you do marry your iMac, make sure you get on TV. Hopefully, Steve Jobs will take pity on you and buy you a floppy drive. (Although a hard drive would be better). You can dump your cyber-lover just by changing your nickname. |
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