Official Pub Thread (Bat&Bellfry + Bed&Breakfast) - Page 320

SW31 · 31 Mar 2007, 01:27

sorry service is terrible over the last month can't keep the staff

here you go sir vodka dd with coke

**Monstro** · 31 Mar 2007, 23:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by SW31

sorry service is terrible over the last month can't keep the staff

<<<<<<<Jumps behind bar to take up his new career move as part time barman and slops drinker

**Monstro** · 31 Mar 2007, 23:26

Picks up beer mat and reads small print in his contract, great, nothing in it about not drinking the stock if there's no customers!!!!!

Hypnobabe · 31 Mar 2007, 23:40

Bottle of Blossom Hill White Zinfandel please, make sure it's chilled...

**Monstro** · 31 Mar 2007, 23:42

On it's way young lady - though I'm a sensible barman so must insist you hand over the keys to the CBR (purely for your own safety and the fact it's been a while since I had a go on one of them lol)

Hypnobabe · 31 Mar 2007, 23:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Monstro

On it's way young lady - though I'm a sensible barman so must insist you hand over the keys to the CBR (purely for your own safety and the fact it's been a while since I had a go on one of them lol)

Okay, no problem, let me just jump forward in time to next Thursday when I'm picking it up...

Here you go...

I take it it's a free-for-all while you're out blatting?

**Monstro** · 31 Mar 2007, 23:45

Christ yes lol

Hypnobabe · 31 Mar 2007, 23:46

Jolly good...

*jumps over bar and starts filling large suitcase with chilled bottles of wine, Becks beer and anything else that takes her fancy*

**Monstro** · 31 Mar 2007, 23:48

ErrrHUM, tis not next Thursday and I'm not sat astride your new toy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hypnobabe · 31 Mar 2007, 23:51

*Sheepishly starts emptying suitcase, then decides to leave it where it is and collect it on thursday*

**Monstro** · 31 Mar 2007, 23:52

That's better, now, one glass or two with the chilled bottle of Blossom Hill White Zinfandel?

mszee · 02 Apr 2007, 18:45

*Mumbles something about fecking looters everywhere and shuffles off to Buffalo...*

SW31 · 02 Apr 2007, 18:59

any chance of a cuppa in this joint

LucyK! · 02 Apr 2007, 19:19

A cuppa?! That's a bit soft for a 'Boro lad innit?!

**RadioMaster** · 02 Apr 2007, 19:21

**Monstro** · 02 Apr 2007, 19:29

Quote:

Originally Posted by SW31

any chance of a cuppa in this joint

one sugar or two?

SW31 · 02 Apr 2007, 22:52

none but a shot of whisky

**Monstro** · 02 Apr 2007, 23:24

sorted

SW31 · 03 Apr 2007, 00:25

thanks i'll have a beer now & one for the new barperson

**Monstro** · 03 Apr 2007, 09:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by SW31

thanks i'll have a beer now & one for the new barperson

You pop out to change a barrel and he's gone?

SW31 · 04 Apr 2007, 01:39

beer please

**Monstro** · 07 Apr 2007, 07:35

you gonna buy me one????

**Monstro** · 07 Apr 2007, 07:36

only asking coz they pay crap wages here

Rockette · 07 Apr 2007, 08:43

they pay crap, yet they don't pay you?

mmm. interesting concept

tinkerbell · 08 Apr 2007, 03:02

What do you have to do to get a drink around here??

31 Mar 2007, 01:27	#7976
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	sorry service is terrible over the last month can't keep the staff here you go sir vodka dd with coke

31 Mar 2007, 23:26	#7978
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	Picks up beer mat and reads small print in his contract, great, nothing in it about not drinking the stock if there's no customers!!!!!

31 Mar 2007, 23:40	#7979
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Bottle of Blossom Hill White Zinfandel please, make sure it's chilled...

31 Mar 2007, 23:42	#7980
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	On it's way young lady - though I'm a sensible barman so must insist you hand over the keys to the CBR (purely for your own safety and the fact it's been a while since I had a go on one of them lol)

31 Mar 2007, 23:45	#7982
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	Christ yes lol

31 Mar 2007, 23:46	#7983
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Jolly good... jumps over bar and starts filling large suitcase with chilled bottles of wine, Becks beer and anything else that takes her fancy

31 Mar 2007, 23:48	#7984
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	ErrrHUM, tis not next Thursday and I'm not sat astride your new toy!!!!!!!!!!!!!

31 Mar 2007, 23:51	#7985
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Sheepishly starts emptying suitcase, then decides to leave it where it is and collect it on thursday

31 Mar 2007, 23:52	#7986
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	That's better, now, one glass or two with the chilled bottle of Blossom Hill White Zinfandel?

02 Apr 2007, 18:45	#7987
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Mumbles something about fecking looters everywhere and shuffles off to Buffalo...

02 Apr 2007, 18:59	#7988
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	any chance of a cuppa in this joint

02 Apr 2007, 19:19	#7989
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	A cuppa?! That's a bit soft for a 'Boro lad innit?!

02 Apr 2007, 19:21	#7990
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778

02 Apr 2007, 22:52	#7992
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	none but a shot of whisky

02 Apr 2007, 23:24	#7993
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	sorted

03 Apr 2007, 00:25	#7994
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	thanks i'll have a beer now & one for the new barperson

04 Apr 2007, 01:39	#7996
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	beer please

07 Apr 2007, 07:35	#7997
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	you gonna buy me one????

07 Apr 2007, 07:36	#7998
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	only asking coz they pay crap wages here

07 Apr 2007, 08:43	#7999
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	they pay crap, yet they don't pay you? mmm. interesting concept

08 Apr 2007, 03:02	#8000
tinkerbell Mega Loafer Join Date: 16.09.2006 Location: N. Ireland Posts: 4,562	What do you have to do to get a drink around here??