"Political Correctness"

Wild_Honey · 17 Aug 2003, 22:50

Here's some words turned into their "politically correct" terms.

1. old = temporarily misoriented
2. black = sun person
3. crazy = emotionally different
4. dishonest = morally different
5. fat = horizontally challenged
6. illiterate = alternatively schooled
7. poor = economically exploited
8. prisoner = guest in a correctional institution
9. prostitute = sex worker
10. lazy = motivationally deficient
11. stupid = differently logical
12. ugly = cosmetically different
13. short = vertically challenged
14. young girl = prewomyn
15. alcoholic = person of differing sobriety
16. lost = free roaming
17. boring = charm-free
18. minority group = traditionally underrepresented group
19. shoplifter = nontraditional shopper
20. houseplant = botanical companion

Crystal Eyes · 17 Aug 2003, 22:58

He he.

Heard some of those before but not all of them. How about these:

Bald = Hair disadvantaged
Care taker = Enviromental Hygenist
Slavery = Unwaged labour
Dead = Metabolically different

Wild_Honey · 17 Aug 2003, 23:03

good ones!

shadow1000001 · 17 Aug 2003, 23:43

Pretty funny guys

Tim · 18 Aug 2003, 00:09

funny ones are these things!!

17 Aug 2003, 22:50	#1
Wild_Honey Super Loafer Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Windeck, Germany Posts: 606	"Political Correctness" Here's some words turned into their "politically correct" terms. 1. old = temporarily misoriented 2. black = sun person 3. crazy = emotionally different 4. dishonest = morally different 5. fat = horizontally challenged 6. illiterate = alternatively schooled 7. poor = economically exploited 8. prisoner = guest in a correctional institution 9. prostitute = sex worker 10. lazy = motivationally deficient 11. stupid = differently logical 12. ugly = cosmetically different 13. short = vertically challenged 14. young girl = prewomyn 15. alcoholic = person of differing sobriety 16. lost = free roaming 17. boring = charm-free 18. minority group = traditionally underrepresented group 19. shoplifter = nontraditional shopper 20. houseplant = botanical companion

17 Aug 2003, 22:58	#2
Crystal Eyes Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: In the clouds Posts: 649	He he. Heard some of those before but not all of them. How about these: Bald = Hair disadvantaged Care taker = Enviromental Hygenist Slavery = Unwaged labour Dead = Metabolically different

17 Aug 2003, 23:03	#3
Wild_Honey Super Loafer Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Windeck, Germany Posts: 606	good ones!

17 Aug 2003, 23:43	#4
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	Pretty funny guys

18 Aug 2003, 00:09	#5
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	funny ones are these things!!