Would You Want Neverland Express Action Figures?

Wario · 04 Sep 2010, 06:51

Yes! What accessories would each member come with?

My idea:

Series 1:

Meat Loaf w/ red scarf, mic stand, black jacket, and dildo gun
Meat Loaf (variant) w/ red scarf, mic stand, los angeloser jacket, and dildo gun
Patti Russo w/ mic stand, top hat, and dildo gun
Paul Crook w/ two guitars and amp
CC w/ mic stand, cowgirl hat, and dildo gun
John Miceli w/ Hang Cool Tour stage play set

Series 2:

Meat Loaf (1978 era with a White shirt) w/ mic stand and removable jacket and red scarf
Meat Loaf (1978 Red Shirt Variant) w/ mic stand and removable jacket and white scarf
Danny w/ various bass guitars
Randy Flowers w/ two guitars and amp
Billy w/ Soundboard playset

Series 3:

Meat Loaf (Late 80's Era: 20/220 Tour Outfit) w/ removable white fringe jacket, guitar, and gum pack
Meat Loaf (Late 80's Era variant: Bad Attitude Tour outfit) w/ removable biker jacket, guitar, and gum pack
Dave Luther w/ Keyboard and saxophone
Justin Avery w/ Piano
Casual Meat Loaf and Pudding w/ M&G playset

Wal-Mart Exclusives:

Meat Loaf (20/20 Tour) and Goff Twins Three pack w/ one guitar and three mic stands
Meat Loaf (1978 Era), Rory Dodd, and Karla DeVito Three Pack w/ three mic stands
Meat Loaf (Bad Attitude Tour), Bob Kulick, and Steve Bustlowe Three Pack w/ three Guitars and one mic stand

Target Exclusives:

Jim Steinman w/ Rehearsal room playset
Cowboys Jersey Meat Loaf w/ Royal Albert Hall Playset and cell phone
Aspen Miller and Meat Loaf with fake wig Two-Pack w/ one white mic stand

Exclusive fan club offers:

Meat and Mark Alexander Two pack w/ Piano
Meat and Kasim Two-Pack w/ two guitars
Meat Loaf (1993 era), Patti (1993 era) and Tony Loaf Three-Pack w/ Paradise Jacket
MSO costumed Meat Loaf and Patti Russo w/ the MSO Playset (Includes entire orchestra)

Toys R Us Exclusives:

Meat Loaf Stuffed Animal
Meat as Eddie and Meat as Bob Two Pack w/ motorcycle
Meat Loaf as Fred and William H. Macy Two-Pack
Meat Loaf as Travis and Alice Cooper Two-Pack w/ Amp and two guitars

How about you?

ForeverInBat · 04 Sep 2010, 06:54

I absolutley love this Warioloaf, me thinks too much thought has gone into this lmao.

However, the idea is rather interesting!

Pudding · 04 Sep 2010, 10:48

I'd want Patti and CC action figures so I can lift up their skirt and play with their titties. And there's no bloke on here who hasn't thought the exact same thing, unless they're gay

LucyK! · 04 Sep 2010, 11:47

I volunteer to make the costumes when this gets commissioned!

And I will be attaching the clothes to the figures so you boys don't turn into a bunch of doll perverts...honestly!

24K · 04 Sep 2010, 12:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucy!

I volunteer to make the costumes when this gets commissioned!

And I will be attaching the clothes to the figures so you boys don't turn into a bunch of doll perverts...honestly!

LMFAO ! What do you mean turn into a bunch of perverts ? they already are

LOL..

*AndyK* · 04 Sep 2010, 12:05

LucyK! · 04 Sep 2010, 12:06

Yeah but doll perverts takes it to whole new, frightening levels doesn't it...

24K · 04 Sep 2010, 12:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucy!

Yeah but doll perverts takes it to whole new, frightening levels doesn't it...

yea i guess so, i just think a lot of them probably have experience with dolls

LOL....

LucyK! · 04 Sep 2010, 12:14

LMAO we might be getting close to being moderated

In saying that though, I'm not sure we wouldn't be just as bad with Randy action figures (no pun intended)

**allrevvedup** · 04 Sep 2010, 13:04

remember folks if you have a problem with a post, click on report post option (mainly the sexist comments by the ladies) lol

Wario, god knows where or how you get your ideas

Sarge · 04 Sep 2010, 13:29

I want a Paul Crook action figure! That would look cool on my guitar amp.

Not so keen on Meat. No... wait... that's not true. I almost forgot that I have a Janis Joplin action figure on one of my shelves, I think she wouldn't mind to be accompanied by a 1970s Meat Loaf.

Side note: I have the feeling that Wario is pretty fascinated by the dildo gun, LOL.

GDW · 04 Sep 2010, 14:23

How about some inflatable ones.

GDW · 04 Sep 2010, 14:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by 24K

yea i guess so, i just think a lot of them probably have experience with dolls

LOL....

Most of them have great personalities and are so easy to get along with.

Devil's Son · 04 Sep 2010, 14:36

no, i don't like star trek action figures, either. the most funny thing i ever saw is a jesus action figure. it has little wheels under its feet ...
but as you like

melon · 04 Sep 2010, 14:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarioLoaf

Yes! What accessories would each member come with?

My idea:

Series 1:

Meat Loaf w/ red scarf, mic stand, black jacket, and dildo gun
Meat Loaf (variant) w/ red scarf, mic stand, los angeloser jacket, and dildo gun
Patti Russo w/ mic stand, top hat, and dildo gun
Paul Crook w/ two guitars and amp
CC w/ mic stand, cowgirl hat, and dildo gun
John Miceli w/ Hang Cool Tour stage play set

Series 2:

Meat Loaf (1978 era with a White shirt) w/ mic stand and removable jacket and red scarf
Meat Loaf (1978 Red Shirt Variant) w/ mic stand and removable jacket and white scarf
Danny w/ various bass guitars
Randy Flowers w/ two guitars and amp
Billy w/ Soundboard playset

Series 3:

Meat Loaf (Late 80's Era: 20/220 Tour Outfit) w/ removable white fringe jacket, guitar, and gum pack
Meat Loaf (Late 80's Era variant: Bad Attitude Tour outfit) w/ removable biker jacket, guitar, and gum pack
Dave Luther w/ Keyboard and saxophone
Justin Avery w/ Piano
Casual Meat Loaf and Pudding w/ M&G playset

Wal-Mart Exclusives:

Meat Loaf (20/20 Tour) and Goff Twins Three pack w/ one guitar and three mic stands
Meat Loaf (1978 Era), Rory Dodd, and Karla DeVito Three Pack w/ three mic stands
Meat Loaf (Bad Attitude Tour), Bob Kulick, and Steve Bustlowe Three Pack w/ three Guitars and one mic stand

Target Exclusives:

Jim Steinman w/ Rehearsal room playset
Cowboys Jersey Meat Loaf w/ Royal Albert Hall Playset and cell phone
Aspen Miller and Meat Loaf with fake wig Two-Pack w/ one white mic stand

Exclusive fan club offers:

Meat and Mark Alexander Two pack w/ Piano
Meat and Kasim Two-Pack w/ two guitars
Meat Loaf (1993 era), Patti (1993 era) and Tony Loaf Three-Pack w/ Paradise Jacket
MSO costumed Meat Loaf and Patti Russo w/ the MSO Playset (Includes entire orchestra)

Toys R Us Exclusives:

Meat Loaf Stuffed Animal
Meat as Eddie and Meat as Bob Two Pack w/ motorcycle
Meat Loaf as Fred and William H. Macy Two-Pack
Meat Loaf as Travis and Alice Cooper Two-Pack w/ Amp and two guitars

How about you?

Someone has WAY too much time on their hands, but great idea lol

robgomm · 04 Sep 2010, 14:49

I love the casual Meat Loaf & Pudding M&G playset LMAO

Rage Against · 04 Sep 2010, 14:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarioLoaf

Yes! What accessories would each member come with?

My idea:

Series 1:

Meat Loaf w/ red scarf, mic stand, black jacket, and dildo gun
Meat Loaf (variant) w/ red scarf, mic stand, los angeloser jacket, and dildo gun
Patti Russo w/ mic stand, top hat, and dildo gun
Paul Crook w/ two guitars and amp
CC w/ mic stand, cowgirl hat, and dildo gun
John Miceli w/ Hang Cool Tour stage play set

Series 2:

Meat Loaf (1978 era with a White shirt) w/ mic stand and removable jacket and red scarf
Meat Loaf (1978 Red Shirt Variant) w/ mic stand and removable jacket and white scarf
Danny w/ various bass guitars
Randy Flowers w/ two guitars and amp
Billy w/ Soundboard playset

Series 3:

Meat Loaf (Late 80's Era: 20/220 Tour Outfit) w/ removable white fringe jacket, guitar, and gum pack
Meat Loaf (Late 80's Era variant: Bad Attitude Tour outfit) w/ removable biker jacket, guitar, and gum pack
Dave Luther w/ Keyboard and saxophone
Justin Avery w/ Piano
Casual Meat Loaf and Pudding w/ M&G playset

Wal-Mart Exclusives:

Meat Loaf (20/20 Tour) and Goff Twins Three pack w/ one guitar and three mic stands
Meat Loaf (1978 Era), Rory Dodd, and Karla DeVito Three Pack w/ three mic stands
Meat Loaf (Bad Attitude Tour), Bob Kulick, and Steve Bustlowe Three Pack w/ three Guitars and one mic stand

Target Exclusives:

Jim Steinman w/ Rehearsal room playset
Cowboys Jersey Meat Loaf w/ Royal Albert Hall Playset and cell phone
Aspen Miller and Meat Loaf with fake wig Two-Pack w/ one white mic stand

Exclusive fan club offers:

Meat and Mark Alexander Two pack w/ Piano
Meat and Kasim Two-Pack w/ two guitars
Meat Loaf (1993 era), Patti (1993 era) and Tony Loaf Three-Pack w/ Paradise Jacket
MSO costumed Meat Loaf and Patti Russo w/ the MSO Playset (Includes entire orchestra)

Toys R Us Exclusives:

Meat Loaf Stuffed Animal
Meat as Eddie and Meat as Bob Two Pack w/ motorcycle
Meat Loaf as Fred and William H. Macy Two-Pack
Meat Loaf as Travis and Alice Cooper Two-Pack w/ Amp and two guitars

How about you?

Great Idea!!! But, for some reason the action figure scene in "Space Balls" with Dark Helmet pops into my mind. With Wario playing Dark Helmet! Not good thoughts, not good thougts, go away...

24K · 04 Sep 2010, 18:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lucy!

LMAO we might be getting close to being moderated

In saying that though, I'm not sure we wouldn't be just as bad with Randy action figures (no pun intended)

LOL......too funny.....

24K · 04 Sep 2010, 18:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by GDW

Most of them have great personalities and are so easy to get along with.

silence is golden and all that

**The Flying Mouse** · 04 Sep 2010, 18:51

I've been waiting for years fo a Meat Loaf action figure

They have them for Bon Jovi, Elvis, Kiss, GNR, Ozzy, and many others, so why not a Meat figure?

samurai7 · 05 Sep 2010, 04:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Flying Mouse

I've been waiting for years fo a Meat Loaf action figure

They have them for Bon Jovi, Elvis, Kiss, GNR, Ozzy, and many others, so why not a Meat figure?

to be fair, with all those they could probably keep the same body, and just change the heads and clothes, so the legs, arms and torsi could be mass produced cheaply. If they were gonna do one of Meat, they'd probably have to do make a new design, or try and maximise profit by making dolls of Mama Cass, Beth Ditto, Pavarotti, and Elvis in his last days as well lol

(just kidding, of course

)

Wario · 05 Sep 2010, 04:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by samurai7

to be fair, with all those they could probably keep the same body, and just change the heads and clothes, so the legs, arms and torsi could be mass produced cheaply. If they were gonna do one of Meat, they'd probably have to do make a new design, or try and maximise profit by making dolls of Mama Cass, Beth Ditto, Pavarotti, and Elvis in his last days as well

and You!

suzieq · 05 Sep 2010, 04:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarioLoaf

Yes! What accessories would each member come with?

How about you?

While we are at it, we may as well discuss the possibility of a Meat Loaf rubber duckie series

.

cujo · 05 Sep 2010, 07:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by suzieq

While we are at it, we may as well discuss the possibility of a Meat Loaf rubber duckie series

.

Behave yourself Suzie - then again if I they brought out a Patti Loofah?

suzieq · 05 Sep 2010, 15:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by cujo

Behave yourself Suzie - then again if I they brought out a Patti Loofah?

I've been trying to behave since this thread opened. Because a Meat Loaf action figure would have removable clothing

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04 Sep 2010, 06:51	#1
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	Would You Want Neverland Express Action Figures? Yes! What accessories would each member come with? My idea: Series 1: Meat Loaf w/ red scarf, mic stand, black jacket, and dildo gun Meat Loaf (variant) w/ red scarf, mic stand, los angeloser jacket, and dildo gun Patti Russo w/ mic stand, top hat, and dildo gun Paul Crook w/ two guitars and amp CC w/ mic stand, cowgirl hat, and dildo gun John Miceli w/ Hang Cool Tour stage play set Series 2: Meat Loaf (1978 era with a White shirt) w/ mic stand and removable jacket and red scarf Meat Loaf (1978 Red Shirt Variant) w/ mic stand and removable jacket and white scarf Danny w/ various bass guitars Randy Flowers w/ two guitars and amp Billy w/ Soundboard playset Series 3: Meat Loaf (Late 80's Era: 20/220 Tour Outfit) w/ removable white fringe jacket, guitar, and gum pack Meat Loaf (Late 80's Era variant: Bad Attitude Tour outfit) w/ removable biker jacket, guitar, and gum pack Dave Luther w/ Keyboard and saxophone Justin Avery w/ Piano Casual Meat Loaf and Pudding w/ M&G playset Wal-Mart Exclusives: Meat Loaf (20/20 Tour) and Goff Twins Three pack w/ one guitar and three mic stands Meat Loaf (1978 Era), Rory Dodd, and Karla DeVito Three Pack w/ three mic stands Meat Loaf (Bad Attitude Tour), Bob Kulick, and Steve Bustlowe Three Pack w/ three Guitars and one mic stand Target Exclusives: Jim Steinman w/ Rehearsal room playset Cowboys Jersey Meat Loaf w/ Royal Albert Hall Playset and cell phone Aspen Miller and Meat Loaf with fake wig Two-Pack w/ one white mic stand Exclusive fan club offers: Meat and Mark Alexander Two pack w/ Piano Meat and Kasim Two-Pack w/ two guitars Meat Loaf (1993 era), Patti (1993 era) and Tony Loaf Three-Pack w/ Paradise Jacket MSO costumed Meat Loaf and Patti Russo w/ the MSO Playset (Includes entire orchestra) Toys R Us Exclusives: Meat Loaf Stuffed Animal Meat as Eddie and Meat as Bob Two Pack w/ motorcycle Meat Loaf as Fred and William H. Macy Two-Pack Meat Loaf as Travis and Alice Cooper Two-Pack w/ Amp and two guitars How about you? Last edited by Wario; 04 Sep 2010 at 07:17.

04 Sep 2010, 06:54	#2
ForeverInBat Loafer Join Date: 30.08.2010 Posts: 76	I absolutley love this Warioloaf, me thinks too much thought has gone into this lmao. However, the idea is rather interesting!

04 Sep 2010, 10:48	#3
Pudding I'm A Prize Fight Lover... Join Date: 22.10.2003 Location: New Zealand Posts: 5,532	I'd want Patti and CC action figures so I can lift up their skirt and play with their titties. And there's no bloke on here who hasn't thought the exact same thing, unless they're gay

04 Sep 2010, 11:47	#4
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	I volunteer to make the costumes when this gets commissioned! And I will be attaching the clothes to the figures so you boys don't turn into a bunch of doll perverts...honestly!

04 Sep 2010, 12:05	#6
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694

04 Sep 2010, 12:06	#7
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	Yeah but doll perverts takes it to whole new, frightening levels doesn't it...

04 Sep 2010, 12:14	#9
LucyK! The Monster Is Luce Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 7,547	LMAO we might be getting close to being moderated In saying that though, I'm not sure we wouldn't be just as bad with Randy action figures (no pun intended)

04 Sep 2010, 13:04	#10
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,354	remember folks if you have a problem with a post, click on report post option (mainly the sexist comments by the ladies) lol Wario, god knows where or how you get your ideas

04 Sep 2010, 13:29	#11
Sarge Mega Loafer Join Date: 08.05.2008 Posts: 3,562	I want a Paul Crook action figure! That would look cool on my guitar amp. Not so keen on Meat. No... wait... that's not true. I almost forgot that I have a Janis Joplin action figure on one of my shelves, I think she wouldn't mind to be accompanied by a 1970s Meat Loaf. Side note: I have the feeling that Wario is pretty fascinated by the dildo gun, LOL.

04 Sep 2010, 14:23	#12
GDW Super Loafer Join Date: 26.03.2010 Location: Perth Posts: 984	How about some inflatable ones.

04 Sep 2010, 14:36	#14
Devil's Son always behind you Join Date: 09.05.2006 Posts: 1,342	no, i don't like star trek action figures, either. the most funny thing i ever saw is a jesus action figure. it has little wheels under its feet ... but as you like

04 Sep 2010, 14:49	#16
robgomm Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.10.2006 Location: Hemel Hempstead, UK Posts: 1,671	I love the casual Meat Loaf & Pudding M&G playset LMAO

04 Sep 2010, 18:51	#20
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	I've been waiting for years fo a Meat Loaf action figure They have them for Bon Jovi, Elvis, Kiss, GNR, Ozzy, and many others, so why not a Meat figure?