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Mega Loafer
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Not this CD, it's a special one.
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Loafer
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You play it and Meat Loaf pops up from nowhere and sings the tracks to you...
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Senior Loafer
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o.k. we'll take it. But then a strange thing happened....
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Super Loafer
![]() Join Date: 18.11.2003
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And then MeatLoaf said 'Oh that, those are my fake holographic arms'
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Mega Loafer
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The hologram talks! :o I thought he could only sing. That's amazing!!
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Loafer
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So I decided to take my Meat hologram to the pub for a pint to have a proper chat.
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Mega Loafer
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the hologram and I were REAL drunk, and we started argueing. it was a funny sight to see.
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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I kept punching, but my fists disappeared into thin air...
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Senior Loafer
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and when I leaned on him for some support - I fell flat on my face. he couldn't even help me up so....
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Mega Loafer
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...I noticed there was this green button on the bottom of the hologram holder.
**PUSH** |
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Mega Loafer
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....suddenly there were flashing lights everywhere and then......
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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.....the tardis appeared and Doctor Who stepped out accompanied by Meat Loaf ...
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Junior Loafer
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...inflatable bat named Bob.
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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....whose eyes shone satanic red.....
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Mega Loafer
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...and smoke was coming out of his ears...
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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...as the crowds at the arena, clapped and cheered as Meat Loaf returned to Wembley......
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Mega Loafer
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...as he walked up on the stage....
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Rampant Loafer...
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...a deathly hush came over the audience....
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queen post- whore extraordinaire
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....and the first bars of 'I would do anything for Love' rippled over the heads of the fans......
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Mega Loafer
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And Santa was above the audience's head too with all 9 reindeer,
Dasher, Dancer, Prancer, Vixen, Comet, Cupid, Donner, Blitzen, Rudolph |
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Super Loafer
![]() Join Date: 18.11.2003
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And out of santas sack, who should fall out but...
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Mega Loafer
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a 2 feet elf.
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