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Spends less on shampoo than I do.
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#177 |
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drinks brake fluid. But it's okay, he doesn't have a problem - he can stop any time
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#178 |
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Isn't now sat giggling like a girl at his own jokes.
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#179 |
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didn't recognised a great joke above
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#180 |
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was asked to star in the movie version of Evita as Mrs Peron
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#181 |
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Drives beat up chevy
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#182 |
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Likes to bite the heads off of bats
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#183 |
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Wears garbage can as fashion accessory
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#184 |
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is a cardboard cutout
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#185 |
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You're a cardboard cut out yourself...
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#186 |
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Is not afraid to show you who she is
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#187 |
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#188 |
in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light
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was born in the uk
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#189 |
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Can gargle petrol
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#190 |
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still plays with his lego set
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#191 |
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Isn't allowed Lego, as it has sharp edges.
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#192 |
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Will do the dance of the seven veils after two halves of bitter shandy
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#193 |
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Has stabilisers fitted to his motorbike.
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#194 |
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finds waxing his legs strangely erotic
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#195 |
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Finds the thought of another man waxing his legs strangely erotic.
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#196 |
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looked upset holding the waxing kit when I said no
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#197 |
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Has clearly been having those deluded dreams again.
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#198 |
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was replaced in his previous job by a coffee machine, a pencil sharpener and a hole punch
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#199 |
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still co-sleeps with his Mum and Dad
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#200 |
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Thinks the movie Godfather III is the best movie ever.
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