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Old 23 Jan 2009, 21:14   #1
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So little Sarah made a picture ...



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Dear Mrs. Jones,

I wish to clarify that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an exotic dancer. I work at Home Depot and I told Sarah how hectic it was last week before the blizzard hit. I told her we sold out every single shovel we had. Then I found one more in the back room, and several people were fighting over who would get it. Sarah's picture does NOT show me dancing around a pole. It's supposed to depict me selling the last snow shovel we had at Home Depot. From now on I will remember to check her homework more thoroughly before she turns it in.

Sincerely, Mrs. Smith
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Old 23 Jan 2009, 21:33   #2
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Old 24 Jan 2009, 11:03   #3
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that is great,dont you just love kids.will get you hanged everytime...lol
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Old 24 Jan 2009, 17:13   #4
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That's an awfully big shovel
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Old 24 Jan 2009, 17:35   #5
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that's what she said
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Old 25 Jan 2009, 11:09   #6
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That reminds me of a story my mum tells about when my older sister was a little girl, my mum was re-married to my first step-dad, and mum and Mel were in the supermarket, buying yoghurt. The cashier asked if they were for Daddy, and Mel said "no, they're for the man my mummy sleeps with..."
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Old 25 Jan 2009, 11:52   #7
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OMG...i bet your mum went all colours...lol
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