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Old 07 Aug 2009, 22:19   #1
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The "want ad" to end all want ads ...

Finding My Goddess
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Old 07 Aug 2009, 22:26   #2
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I will not be a match to this man under any circumstances...I couldn't get past 3 first paragraphs...

I am not interested in him as much as I am interested in how did YOU of all people stumble on this ad...please explain in 20 words or less...
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Old 07 Aug 2009, 22:28   #3
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Ah, that one's easy - someone posted a link on a forum I read.

Next question ...
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Old 07 Aug 2009, 22:36   #4
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It gets better as it goes along no rock music, no tv, no drugs and no alcohol Damn and i was so tempted lol!!

I think he saw The Stepford Wives when he was young and thought i want one of those lol!!
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Old 07 Aug 2009, 22:46   #5
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It gets better as it goes along no rock music, no tv, no drugs and no alcohol Damn and i was so tempted lol!!

I think he saw The Stepford Wives when he was young and thought i want one of those lol!!
Don't tell me you got past #1 of that drivel???
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Old 07 Aug 2009, 23:03   #6
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Only cos people like that fascinate me lol!! I wonder what his sons are like?!!
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Old 07 Aug 2009, 23:06   #7
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I just read the sex bit and feel a bit queasy now!!
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Old 07 Aug 2009, 23:19   #8
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Only cos people like that fascinate me lol!! I wonder what his sons are like?!!
All sons of Sam...
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Old 07 Aug 2009, 23:22   #9
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OK, I've tried again...still didn't get past item #1...

Fruitcake is a fruitcake does...
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Old 07 Aug 2009, 23:31   #10
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All sons of Sam...
Ha ha nothing to do with me lol!!
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Old 07 Aug 2009, 23:40   #11
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Someone should give him Susan Rothman's details, she's the crazy lady who think Jim Steinman, Richard O'Brien and some bloke called Jim Cypherd are the same person Also that she and Jim were married in a past life when he was a cat

Her Jim Cypherd blog is HERE, good luck reading it
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Old 08 Aug 2009, 00:24   #12
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Soooo.... Mr Goddess-seeking man is not particularly picky then!

I agree with Zina that the article was hard going! Managed to skim read and dip in and out of odd bits.

This paragraph caught my eye ...

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If she has been a prostitute, that is GOOD!! We can discuss it at length. I have written a book (not yet published) entitled, Resurrecting the Innocence in Prostitutes. Fascinating topic! And it's an important part of my Global Vision.
Hmmm.

He sounds like a nightmare! And my final thought on this, since he has already defined what will and will not do for him, his 'Goddess' therefore must meet his descriptions. And he goes into plenty details about himself ... if he was the one for you, what is there to talk about in that early 'learning all about each other' period of dating?!!

Anyway, I wish him luck. Gotta be someone out there somewhere for everyone, right!
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Old 08 Aug 2009, 01:13   #13
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now i'm sorry i looked up jim cypherd...

http://lilysincere.byethost13.com/anton.html

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Old 08 Aug 2009, 17:59   #14
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To be fair, the panama hat is a classic
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Old 10 Aug 2009, 18:20   #15
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Ha ha nothing to do with me lol!!
or your cat...lol
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