Pardon my french, but wtf are you talking about?

R. · 19 Aug 2010, 23:44

So there's this website called Bad Translator that translates phrases from English to a different language and back and forth. After some iterations the final translation will be shown ...

I entered "i can barely fit my dick in my pants", set numbers to 20 and the result after 20 translations was "Pants do not fit in my wife".

What's yours?

A Slice Of English · 19 Aug 2010, 23:51

I went with "You old poker faced devil" and got:

"You are the devil Party Poker"

Sounds like I should be arresting myself...

Wario · 20 Aug 2010, 00:20

"My faded Levis are bursting apart"

Translated to:

Levis is the explosion of my disappearance

"Warioloaf is a pervert "

...20 translations later we get:

"Allow the bread Waris"

AndrewG · 20 Aug 2010, 00:26

Walt Disney once said: ""Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood. "
According to the bad translator:
"This film is not entertainment for young people, the ideals and goals of a normal adult."

"They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.. " Hunter S Thompson
becomes
"No obstacle: "I want more of God - but only if the hood .."

And this...
"You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder"
-->
"Try Betamax VCR"

**The Flying Mouse** · 20 Aug 2010, 00:27

Some goddam bitch set fire to my backpack"

...10 translations later we get:

"Some fire dog f*ck"

unbekannt · 20 Aug 2010, 00:45

I would do anything for love, but I won't do that
> I do so, but does not work

God didn't do that! You did it. You're a ~~~~ing narcotics agent! I was on to your stinking act from the start, you pig!
> God! State. Damn, you idiot! In other words, from the pork!

AndrewG · 20 Aug 2010, 00:55

Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean
> Come obese mother, even if water bed, a blanket from the Pacific Order

You tell him to have a coke and a smile and shut the ~~~~ up.
> I said, do not stop to smile Coca-Cola

There's no business like show business. Like no business I know.
> Click Next. I know everyone in the company.

Netty · 20 Aug 2010, 01:05

Hang Cool Teddy Bear after

10 translation:
"In order to maintain the best teddy bear"

20:
"If you want to keep the teddy bear better"

30:
"To keep the bears are better"

40:
"In order to better protect"

50;56:
"The best protection"

and Meat Loaf after the 56th translation is "Roger"

but check it out after the 20th, you won't believe what you see

**The Flying Mouse** · 20 Aug 2010, 01:07

Goodfellas would suffer from this treatment.

y! F*ck 'em! F*ck 'em in the ear! What are you talking about? F*ck 'em in the other ear, that son of a bitch! Did I ever bust his balls? Did I? Did I? I could've jumped the dime a million times, and I wouldn't have to pay tip! "

...30 translations later we get:

"Yes, ha! F*ck Em! Create your ears! : What is the battery, if not the event, the b@stard! Why not bullets? No, if it is not? A certain percentage of someone if you are a million times, would have to pay?"

unbekannt · 20 Aug 2010, 01:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Netty

but check it out after the 20th, you won't believe what you see

suzieq · 20 Aug 2010, 01:09

Prize fight lover soul auctioneer

10 translations later:

"Love soul auction price war"

**The Flying Mouse** · 20 Aug 2010, 01:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Netty

check it out after the 20th, you won't believe what you see

wolfy35 · 20 Aug 2010, 01:18

For the prize of a chewed mojo guess what line this one used to be

"Far from the bat hell, like, tomorrow morning"

Nice find R. Thanks

*AndyK* · 20 Aug 2010, 01:20

Working for a French owned company as I do, I think all our translated internal webpages go through this thing!

AndrewG · 20 Aug 2010, 01:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by Netty

but check it out after the 20th, you won't believe what you see

That's ace!

Sarahdk23 · 20 Aug 2010, 08:32

OMG this is hilarious!!

I tried "Song of madness" and got "Crazy song"

cujo · 20 Aug 2010, 08:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Netty

Meat Loaf after the 56th translation is "Roger"

but check it out after the 20th, you won't believe what you see

Awesome - separated at birth perhaps?? Lol

daveake · 20 Aug 2010, 09:10

Obviously it does "modern" English ...

From "Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes"

To "Far from the bat hell, like, tomorrow morning"

And this one must have been translated into Latvian at one point:

"I need you, you must, but do not always love you 23, not bad not sad"

**allrevvedup** · 20 Aug 2010, 10:08

Living on the outside came back with

"Foreign Life"

well we always suspected

**allrevvedup** · 20 Aug 2010, 10:22

All revved up with no place to go

"Although the accelerator"

daveake · 20 Aug 2010, 10:23

"The monster is loose" becomes "Animal poems"

MeatGrl1 · 20 Aug 2010, 10:24

I went with MJ's trademark; "I love you more."

And it got translated;

"I want you more."

!!

Sarahdk23 · 20 Aug 2010, 14:05

Like a rose ~ How to turn off!

WHAT?!

~Helen~ · 20 Aug 2010, 17:48

Hahah I'm too busy giggling at everyone's posted translations!

Wario · 21 Aug 2010, 00:35

"neil howard "

...50 translations later we get:

"Neil Howard"

19 Aug 2010, 23:44	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Pardon my french, but wtf are you talking about? So there's this website called Bad Translator that translates phrases from English to a different language and back and forth. After some iterations the final translation will be shown ... I entered "i can barely fit my dick in my pants", set numbers to 20 and the result after 20 translations was "Pants do not fit in my wife". What's yours?

20 Aug 2010, 00:26	#4
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	Walt Disney once said: ""Movies can and do have tremendous influence in shaping young lives in the realm of entertainment towards the ideals and objectives of normal adulthood. " According to the bad translator: "This film is not entertainment for young people, the ideals and goals of a normal adult." "They don't hardly make 'em like him any more - but just to be on the safe side, he should be castrated anyway.. " Hunter S Thompson becomes "No obstacle: "I want more of God - but only if the hood .." And this... "You're about as much use as a Betamax videorecorder" --> "Try Betamax VCR" Last edited by AndrewG; 20 Aug 2010 at 00:33.

19 Aug 2010, 23:51	#2
A Slice Of English Guest Join Date: 10.11.2003 Posts: 1,258	I went with "You old poker faced devil" and got: "You are the devil Party Poker" Sounds like I should be arresting myself...

20 Aug 2010, 00:20	#3
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	"My faded Levis are bursting apart" Translated to: Levis is the explosion of my disappearance "Warioloaf is a pervert " ...20 translations later we get: "Allow the bread Waris"

20 Aug 2010, 00:27	#5
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Some goddam bitch set fire to my backpack" ...10 translations later we get: "Some fire dog f*ck"

20 Aug 2010, 00:45	#6
unbekannt Super Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2010 Location: Wonderland Posts: 371	I would do anything for love, but I won't do that > I do so, but does not work God didn't do that! You did it. You're a ~~~~ing narcotics agent! I was on to your stinking act from the start, you pig! > God! State. Damn, you idiot! In other words, from the pork!

20 Aug 2010, 00:55	#7
AndrewG I hope your salmon sucks! Join Date: 18.01.2004 Location: Northamptonshire Posts: 7,077	Yo mama's so fat when she ordered a water bed they layed a blanket on the Pacific Ocean > Come obese mother, even if water bed, a blanket from the Pacific Order You tell him to have a coke and a smile and shut the ~~~~ up. > I said, do not stop to smile Coca-Cola There's no business like show business. Like no business I know. > Click Next. I know everyone in the company.

20 Aug 2010, 01:05	#8
Netty Super Loafer Join Date: 27.02.2010 Location: Dunaújváros, Hungary Posts: 264	Hang Cool Teddy Bear after 10 translation: "In order to maintain the best teddy bear" 20: "If you want to keep the teddy bear better" 30: "To keep the bears are better" 40: "In order to better protect" 50;56: "The best protection" and Meat Loaf after the 56th translation is "Roger" but check it out after the 20th, you won't believe what you see

20 Aug 2010, 01:07	#9
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Goodfellas would suffer from this treatment. y! Fck 'em! Fck 'em in the ear! What are you talking about? Fck 'em in the other ear, that son of a bitch! Did I ever bust his balls? Did I? Did I? I could've jumped the dime a million times, and I wouldn't have to pay tip! " ...30 translations later we get: "Yes, ha! Fck Em! Create your ears! : What is the battery, if not the event, the b@stard! Why not bullets? No, if it is not? A certain percentage of someone if you are a million times, would have to pay?"

20 Aug 2010, 01:09	#11
suzieq Mega Loafer Join Date: 26.10.2008 Location: West Palm Beach, Florida Posts: 2,319	Prize fight lover soul auctioneer 10 translations later: "Love soul auction price war"

20 Aug 2010, 01:18	#13
wolfy35 Dangerous on a full moon Join Date: 14.03.2007 Location: Standing on the outside, Looking in on you Posts: 751	For the prize of a chewed mojo guess what line this one used to be "Far from the bat hell, like, tomorrow morning" Nice find R. Thanks

20 Aug 2010, 01:20	#14
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Working for a French owned company as I do, I think all our translated internal webpages go through this thing!

20 Aug 2010, 08:32	#16
Sarahdk23 Super Loafer Join Date: 30.06.2008 Location: Rødovre, Denmark Posts: 211	OMG this is hilarious!! I tried "Song of madness" and got "Crazy song"

20 Aug 2010, 09:10	#18
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	Obviously it does "modern" English ... From "Like a bat out of hell I'll be gone when the morning comes" To "Far from the bat hell, like, tomorrow morning" And this one must have been translated into Latvian at one point: "I need you, you must, but do not always love you 23, not bad not sad"

20 Aug 2010, 10:08	#19
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	Living on the outside came back with "Foreign Life" well we always suspected

20 Aug 2010, 10:22	#20
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	All revved up with no place to go "Although the accelerator"

20 Aug 2010, 10:23	#21
daveake 200% is the new 110% Join Date: 13.03.2005 Location: Newbury Posts: 2,983	"The monster is loose" becomes "Animal poems"

20 Aug 2010, 10:24	#22
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	I went with MJ's trademark; "I love you more." And it got translated; "I want you more." !!

20 Aug 2010, 14:05	#23
Sarahdk23 Super Loafer Join Date: 30.06.2008 Location: Rødovre, Denmark Posts: 211	Like a rose ~ How to turn off! WHAT?!

20 Aug 2010, 17:48	#24
~Helen~ Mega Loafer Join Date: 01.11.2007 Location: Manchester Posts: 1,958	Hahah I'm too busy giggling at everyone's posted translations!

21 Aug 2010, 00:35	#25
Wario Monstro helps me spell things... Join Date: 05.01.2007 Location: Masculine, Pennsylvania Posts: 9,105	"neil howard " ...50 translations later we get: "Neil Howard"