Appalling Joke!!!!!!!

Chris · 10 May 2002, 17:40

I have just seen a MAGICAL tractor. it was driving down the road when suddenly it turned into a field!!!!!!!

Terrible I know

Chris :P

R. · 10 May 2002, 18:09

Bored??

Maybe this is something for you:

http://www.msnbc.com/news/749883.asp?0dm=C12JT&cp1=1

R.

Tim · 10 May 2002, 20:24

Well, is it English humor?

Because if i translate it in Dutch, it's a normal sentence, so.....

Steve · 11 May 2002, 14:01

Worry not - the duality of meaning of many words is a source of endless humour to Brits.......is this lack of understanding the basis of the oft-repeated statement that continentals lack a sense of humour?

R. · 11 May 2002, 14:09

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Originally Posted by Steve

Worry not - the duality of meaning of many words is a source of endless humour to Brits.......is this lack of understanding the basis of the oft-repeated statement that continentals lack a sense of humour?

Woah!
I had to read this sentence three (3) times to understand it.
And the answer - at least in my case - is no.

R.

Tim · 11 May 2002, 14:10

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is this lack of understanding the basis of the oft-repeated statement that continentals lack a sense of humour?

You say what? A lack of sense of humour on the continent? LOL
We dutch have a great sense of humour, i think this European continent has a great sense of humour. I mean, look what's happening around here, it's just humour.

No, what i mean is that you English people have a strange humour, but it's funny, like fawlty towers or bottom. Strange, but great humor. :P

R. · 11 May 2002, 14:16

Go here for an example: Answering machine

R.

Tim · 11 May 2002, 15:28

Very, very cool!!! LOL

I'm still laughing!! Who is that guy, or who's voice is it, John Cleese?

Well, i'm send it to some friends, haha!!

Chris · 14 Mar 2004, 00:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

I have just seen a MAGICAL tractor. it was driving down the road when suddenly it turned into a field!!!!!!!

Terrible I know

Chris :P

I posted this joke on here 2 years ago.

As the Dawn Patrollers amongst us will know, Sarah Kennedy read this joke out on Friday morning on BBC Radio 2 at 7:10am!!!!!!!

I will get my 15 mins of fame!!!

black dog · 14 Mar 2004, 00:18

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Originally Posted by R.

Go here for an example: Answering machine

R.

Love the message R.

Is that your answerphone message?

Rob The Badger · 14 Mar 2004, 00:44

God, I remember when you first posted this. . .I'm getting old.

R. · 14 Mar 2004, 00:54

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Originally Posted by black dog

Is that your answerphone message?

I forgot.

black dog · 14 Mar 2004, 12:10

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.

Quote:

Originally Posted by black dog

Is that your answerphone message?

I forgot.

You'd best go check. But don't forget what you're doing on the way

Caz · 14 Mar 2004, 14:44

oh god Chris, that was groanworthy that one was *so why am I laughing hysterically at it*

Mind you, it's better than some of the ones i know - which i daren't post on here .... they are bad ... really BAD

*AndyK* · 14 Mar 2004, 21:10

I've had my favourite joke ....

the three legged dog who walks into the saloon bar at the OK Coral who
when asked by the bar tender what he's doing there replies

"Ah'm looking fer the man who shot my paw"

read out on Drive on BBC Radio 5 Live, with full credits and accompanying groans from the presenters

Caz · 15 Mar 2004, 23:29

*Groannnnnnnnnnn* that was worse than Chris's joke Andy

261 and rising

*AndyK* · 15 Mar 2004, 23:32

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Originally Posted by Caz

*Groannnnnnnnnnn* that was worse than Chris's joke Andy

261 and rising

I thank you

Caz · 15 Mar 2004, 23:51

You are welcome Andy ..... at least it's helping me along with my postwhoring efforts

*AndyK* · 15 Mar 2004, 23:52

well I like to do mybit to help

Caz · 16 Mar 2004, 00:04

And I need all the help I can get

10 May 2002, 17:40	#1
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Appalling Joke!!!!!!! I have just seen a MAGICAL tractor. it was driving down the road when suddenly it turned into a field!!!!!!! Terrible I know Chris :P

10 May 2002, 18:09	#2
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Bored?? Maybe this is something for you: http://www.msnbc.com/news/749883.asp?0dm=C12JT&cp1=1 R.

10 May 2002, 20:24	#3
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Well, is it English humor? Because if i translate it in Dutch, it's a normal sentence, so.....

11 May 2002, 14:01	#4
Steve Senior Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Staring through the fire at the future Posts: 157	Worry not - the duality of meaning of many words is a source of endless humour to Brits.......is this lack of understanding the basis of the oft-repeated statement that continentals lack a sense of humour?

11 May 2002, 14:16	#7
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Go here for an example: Answering machine R.

11 May 2002, 15:28	#8
Tim The Butcher Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Westervoort, The Netherlands Posts: 10,321	Very, very cool!!! LOL I'm still laughing!! Who is that guy, or who's voice is it, John Cleese? Well, i'm send it to some friends, haha!!

14 Mar 2004, 00:44	#11
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	God, I remember when you first posted this. . .I'm getting old.

14 Mar 2004, 14:44	#14
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	oh god Chris, that was groanworthy that one was so why am I laughing hysterically at it Mind you, it's better than some of the ones i know - which i daren't post on here .... they are bad ... really BAD

14 Mar 2004, 21:10	#15
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	I've had my favourite joke .... the three legged dog who walks into the saloon bar at the OK Coral who when asked by the bar tender what he's doing there replies "Ah'm looking fer the man who shot my paw" read out on Drive on BBC Radio 5 Live, with full credits and accompanying groans from the presenters

15 Mar 2004, 23:29	#16
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	Groannnnnnnnnnn that was worse than Chris's joke Andy 261 and rising

15 Mar 2004, 23:51	#18
Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	You are welcome Andy ..... at least it's helping me along with my postwhoring efforts

15 Mar 2004, 23:52	#19
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	well I like to do mybit to help

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Caz Super Loafer Join Date: 27.01.2004 Location: Dechmont, West Lothian, Scotland Posts: 900	And I need all the help I can get