The "Meats" 2003

[AndyK]

OK, so you've all heard of the Oscars or the BAFTAS... timne for the "Meats"

What would you award a golden statuette of the Big Man to in the following categories? (All have to have occurred last year and to qualify have to have no Meat involvement)

Best Film

Best non-Meat Album

Best non-Meat Song

Best TV Show

Best Actor

Best Actress

Best Sporting Moment

Best Meal

Worst Album

Worst Film

Worst TV Show

Lifetime achievement award in recognition for contribution to Never Stopping Rocking


AndyK
... off to think about his nominations.

[DIZZY DRUMMER]

Best Film - PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN

Best non-Meat Album - YOUNG & HOPELESS - GOOD CHARLOTTE

Best non-Meat Song - BLACK EYED PEAS

Best TV Show - POP IDOL

Best Actor - JOHNNY DEPP

Best Actress - CONNIE HYDE (Cathy in the Bill - )

Best Sporting Moment - ENGLAND WINNING RUGBY WORLD CUP

Best Meal - HOME MADE BALTI

Worst Album - BUSTED

Worst Film - THE HULK

Worst TV Show - WIFE SWAP

Lifetime achievement award in recognition for contribution to Never Stopping Rocking - OZZY

[Rob The Badger]

Best Film: Kill Bill

Best non-Meat Album: Radiohead - Hail To The Thief

Best non-Meat Song: OutKast - Hey Ya!

Best TV Show: n/a

Best Actor: Johnny Depp

Best Actress: n/a

Best Sporting Moment : n/a

Best Meal: WTF?

Worst Album: Anything by Busted/Dido/Westlife/Black Eyed Peas or any other shite.

Worst Film: The Matrix Revolutions

Worst TV Show: Pop Idol/Fame Academy

Lifetime achievement award in recognition for contribution to Never Stopping Rocking:
Jack White

[The Flying Mouse]

May I sugest another category?
Best on screen death

[heat]

Best Film - Harry Potter 2

Best Non Meat Album - Michael Buble

Best Non Meat Song - Maybe That's What It Takes - Alex Parks

Best TV Show - Sex And The City

Best Actor - 'Marlon Dingle' Emmerdale

Best Actress - Fizz from Corrie

Best Sporting Moment - My Team, Swansea City staying in the football leauge

Best Meal - Gammon and Chips in Brewsters

Worst Album - Anything By Girls Aloud/Atomic Kitten/Fast Food Rockers.

Worst TV Show - Big Brother 4

Lifetime Achievement - Ozzy

Best On Screen Death - 'Chris Tate' Emmerdale

[kaz]

Best Film - Pirates of the Caribbean or Return of the King, but as the second is part of a trilogy that is great i guess i'll stick with POTC

Best Non Meat Album - Robbie Williams Eschapology

Best Non Meat Song - song! can't do, best orchastrated music maybe....

Best TV Show - Will and Grace

Best Actor - Johnny Depp

Best Actress - Miranda Otto

Best Sporting Moment - England winning the rugby world cup

Best Meal - Rack of Lamb with all the trimmings

Worst Album - Anything by S club Joniours or Girls Aloud

Worst TV Show - Big Brother 4

Worst Film- Kill Bill

Lifetime Achievement - ummm not really sure

Best On Screen Death - ? no idea, the funniest is Sean Bean in FOTR but that wasn't in the last year

[Chris]

Best Film - Can't remember the name but that British bowling comedy!

Best Non Meat Album - Johnny Cash - American IV

Best Non Meat Song - Alan Jackson & Jimmy Buffett - It's 5 o'clock somewhere

Best TV Show - The Jumars at number 42 (hard one as I watch very little TV!!)

Best Actor - Bill Nighy

Best Actress - Billie Piper in "The Canterbury tales"

Best Sporting Moment - England's Sweet Chariot swinging low to carry us to glory!!!

Best Meal - Gammon and Chips in Brewsters

Worst Album - Shania - Up

Worst TV Show - Most of them!!!

Lifetime Achievement - The Prince of Bleeping Darkness - Mr Ozzy Osbourne (and a special award for Mrs Sharon Osbourne!!!)

Best On Screen Death - David Blunkett on Celebrity Mastermind!!!!!!

[Lauren]

Best Film - The recruit

Best non-Meat Album - evanescence-fallen

Best non-Meat Song - bring me to life - evanescence

Best TV Show - 24 series 2

Best Actor - Al Pacino (swoon)

Best Actress ?

Best Sporting Moment - bleaurgh sport!

Best Meal - pizza from my local takeaway

Worst Album - gareth gates or anything by the cheeky girls

Worst Film - the hulk

Worst TV Show - the news - its so depressing!

Lifetime achievement award in recognition for contribution to Never Stopping Rocking - ozzy (unoriginal but deserving)

[AndyK]

OK... finally got round to collating my thoughts on this one

Best Film - Pirates Of The Caribbean

Best non-Meat Album - Evanescence - Fallen (although The Rolling Stones 40 Licks comes a v close second)

Best non-Meat Song - Don't Stop - Rolling Stones

Best TV Show - The Office

Best Actor - Johnny Depp as Keith Richards (sorry Cap'n Jack Sparrow)

Best Actress - Miranda Otto

Best Sporting Moment - Leeds beating Arsenal at the end of last season to stay up! (ALthough also classes as worst moment as it handed the title to Man U)

Best Meal - Lunch April 24th - It was a cheese and marmite sandwich and was gorgeous!

Worst Album - Will Young - so bad I can't even remember it's name.

Worst Film - Dead End

Worst TV Show - Pap Idol

Lifetime achievement award in recognition for contribution to Never Stopping Rocking - Keith Richards

Best on screen Death - ANyone who popped it in Dead End!

AndyK

[Rob The Badger]

Originally Posted by AndyK

Worst Album - Will Young - so bad I can't even remember it's name.

You'll pay. . .

[Wild_Honey]

Best Film - ROTK, Matrix Revolutions and Finding Nemo...

Best non-Meat Album - /

Best non-Meat Song - Many!!!

Best TV Show - Can I vote for a German one??? Then I'd go for "Genial Daneben".

Best Actor - Viggo Mortensen... *sigh*

Best Actress - Liv Tyler?

Best Sporting Moment - dunno...

Best Meal - At the moment fish and chips - and the Aroma in Luton (best Chinese restaurant ever!!)

Worst Album - /

Worst Film - /

Worst TV Show - /

Lifetime achievement award in recognition for contribution to Never Stopping Rocking - /

Best on screen Death - Trinity in Matrix Revolutions.

[meatfan]

AndyK wrote:
Worst Album - Will Young - so bad I can't even remember it's name

Rob The Badger - you hold him - I'll kick him!

Heather.

[RSG]

Best Film - Lord Of The Rings = The Two Towers
patiently waiting for the other.

Best non-Meat Album - Sam Roberts - We Were Born In A Flame (This is truely Canadian Rock. There is a bit of my country in every song. Have you ever wonder what its like in Canada, I feel this record is the best of its kind. There even is one song that is french half way through the record that's pretty neat. I can't sing to it though.

Best non-Meat Song - Christina Aguilara's "The Voice Within"

Best TV Show - That 70's Show (I guess, don't watch much TV) But its great :)

Best Actor - Michael Lee Aday (especially in Formula 51 also called 51st State

Best Actress - Shu Qi (From The Transporter)

Best Sporting Moment - Some moment with Muhammad Ali. My second hero

Best Meal - Anything my friend's mom makes.
Potatoes, BBQ Pork Chops, Homade Christmas cookies

Worst Album - Simple Plan - Their only one

Worst Film - All The Pokemon movies. I like that Pikachu guy, but that's it.

Worst TV Show - Pokemon

Lifetime achievement award in recognition for contribution to Never Stopping Rocking - Ozzy Osbourne

[Rob The Badger]

Ok, why is Ozzy Osbourne so many of your votes for lifetime acheivement? He hasn't made much of a difference on the rock world. . .has he?

[AndyK]

Originally Posted by meatfan

Rob The Badger - you hold him - I'll kick him!

Heather.

You've got to catch me first..... and remember Rob the hound shown in my avatar was bred to hunt creatures like you

[Rob The Badger]

I can dance.

[Chris]

Why Ozzy?

Who else has made such a contribution to rocking?

IMHO, Ozzy is one of the few rock stars who does it for the love of it.

He still does Ozzfest every year, He doesn't need the money he could just quit but doesn't. We all saw the clips on the news a while back of Robbie Williams cheering at the massive record deal he was negotiating. Does that not imply that the money is more important to him than the music.

Also i feel ozzy ahs remained consistent. he hasn't tried to chase the musical trends like Bryan Adams with his more poppy collaborations with contemporary pop stars. Also he hasn't suddenly decided that because he is good, he can do any type of music and gone off on a mad one like Axl Rose with his, quite frankly, crap modern stuff!

Just my personal opinion but to be honest too many rock stars seem to think that thye can do whatever the hell they like because of their name. Ozzy, Meat and ther Rolling Stones are three examples who seem to know where they came from and why their fans love them. And I think that to have made the greatest contribution you ahve to be able to pick up their early albums and still think that they are great, can you do this with The Spice Girls, Take That or any other band? No, But you can with things like Bat, paranoid, Born to Run or A Night At The Opera.

Sorry if this post seems a little disjointed but I think you get the gist of what I mean!!!!!!

[AndyK]

Well said Chris.... but Ozzy is a mere newcomer compared to The Stones... whereven the "new boy" Ronnie Wood has been in the band longer than Ozzy has been in the business

[Chris]

Originally Posted by AndyK

Ronnie Wood has been in the band longer than Ozzy has been in the business

And oh boy does it show!!!!!!

Thats is another thing that is good. He is a lot newer than some of the all-time greats, yet he can still be honestly ranked alongside them!!!

(Me speaking as a Die-Hard Black Sabbath fan!!)

[scotty]

Best Film - Love Actually (only film I see in 2003)

Best non-Meat Album - Robbie Williams Live at knebworth

Best non-Meat Song - Bring me to life - Evervesance

Best TV Show -Auf Wiedhersen pet

Best Actor - Ross Kemp

Best Actress- Nicole Kidman

Best Sporting Moment -Roman Abrhamovic buying CHELSEA!
and The Rugby World Cup (of Course)

Best Meal - Spag Bol

Worst Album - Anything Connected to Pop Idols/Fame Academy

Worst Film - ? (only see 1 film this year)

Worst TV Show- Coronation Street

Lifetime achievement award in recognition for contribution to Never Stopping Rocking - Steve Harris (Iron Maiden)

Best On Screen Death - Barry Evans (Eastenders) It was The only time I've smiled while that programme has been on

[Skeleton]

Best Film- Return of the King, Matrix

Best non-Meat- Album Black Eyed Peas

Best non-Meat Song- Dido´s Life for rent

Best TV Show- That´s 70´s show

Best Actor- Viggo Mortensen

Best Actress- Uma Thurman

Best Sporting Moment-

Best Meal- home made Lasagne

Worst Album- Madonna´s (It´s so stupid that I can´t even remember the name of the album)

Worst Film- That Russel Crow crap

Worst TV Show- Idols (Finland) or any idol crap.

Lifetime achievement award in recognition for contribution to Never Stopping Rocking- I´m not sure...

Best on screen Death- Can´t recall any on Screen deaths which would impreseed me.

[Renegade Angel]

BEST FILM: Kill Bill vol 1
BEST NON-MEAT ALBUM: The Darkness - Permission To Land
BEST NON-MEAT SONG: The Darkness - I Believe In A Thing Called Love
BEST TV SHOW: Bo Selecta
BEST ACTOR: Robert Carlyle
BEST ACTRESS: Uma Thurman
BEST SPORTING MOMENT: England Rugby World Cup Win
BEST MEAL: Pizza Hut

WORST FILM: Two Weeks Notice
WORST ALBUM: Busted's effort
WORST TV SHOW: The Salon

LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD: Micheal Eavis (Glastonbury Festival Organiser)
BEST SCREEN DEATH: The load of warriors in Kill Bill

[Fallen Angel]

BEST FILM: LOTR:Return of the king
BEST NON-MEAT ALBUM: Aerosmith:40yrs of greatest hits.
BEST NON-MEAT SONG: Dont wanna miss a thing
BEST TV SHOW: Law & order: Special victims unit
BEST ACTOR: Robin Williams
BEST ACTRESS: Nicole Kidman
BEST SPORTING MOMENT: N/A
BEST MEAL: Trad. Scots:haggis,turnip and potatoes

WORST FILM: Tunnel
WORST ALBUM: 22c country
WORST TV SHOW: Big brother

LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD:I Dunno

BEST SCREEN DEATH: The orcs in lotr