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Old 04 Feb 2004, 11:51   #1
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Police are warning all clubbers, partygoers and unsuspecting pub regulars to be alert and stay cautious when offered a drink from any woman. A new date rape drug on the market called "beer" is used by many females to target unsuspecting men.

The drug is generally found in liquid form and is now available almost anywhere. It comes in bottles, cans, from taps and in large "kegs".

"Beer" is used by female sexual predators at parties and bars to persuade their male victims to go home and have sex with them. Typically a woman needs only to persuade a guy to consume a few units of "beer" and then simply ask him home for no strings attached sex. Men are rendered helpless against this approach. After several "beers" men will often succumb to desires to perform sexual acts on horrific looking women to whom they would never normally be attracted. After drinking "beer" men often awaken with only hazy memories of exactly what happened to them the night before, often with just a vague feeling that something bad occured.

At other times these unfortunate men are swindled out of their life's savings in a familiar scam known as a "relationship". It has been reported that in extreme cases, the female will even be shrewd enough to entrap the unsuspecting male into a longer term form of servitude and punishment referred to as "marriage".

Apparently, men are much more susceptible to this scam after "beer" is administered and sex is offered by the predatory female.

If you fall victim to this insidious "beer" and the predatory woman administering it, there are male support groups with venues in every town where you can discuss details of your shocking encounter in an open and frank manner with similarly affected, like minded guys. For the support group nearest you, just look up "Golf Courses" in the Yellow Pages.
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Old 04 Feb 2004, 11:58   #2
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Ok, I can't stop laughing that was great.

These poor, poor men.


Love & Happiness
~Autumn~
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Old 04 Feb 2004, 12:13   #3
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Hey I resemble that remark do you mind

I couldn't help noticing thought that the statement came from someone who's from ESSEX

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Old 04 Feb 2004, 15:39   #4
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Drac

Nice one

Does Meat like beer
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Old 04 Feb 2004, 15:45   #5
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000
Does Meat like beer

He's more of a Tequilla fan - a man after me own heart....
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Old 04 Feb 2004, 16:01   #6
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Scary!
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Old 04 Feb 2004, 16:11   #7
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Very funny !!
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Old 04 Feb 2004, 16:37   #8
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Quote:
Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000
Does Meat like beer
I like the way you think fallen angel!

A tequila man eh? Well, liquor is quicker...

jo
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Old 04 Feb 2004, 18:48   #9
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Lmao, I actually thought that was serious at the start ROFL
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Old 04 Feb 2004, 18:54   #10
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Why is everyone finding this funny.

I thought someone had found my letter and said it out loud ( waz that in a song??).

I'll post further after my second hole
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Old 04 Feb 2004, 20:24   #11
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Why is everyone finding this funny.

I thought someone had found my letter and said it out loud ( waz that in a song??).

I'll post further after my second hole
So I can tell you to "T" off then?
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Old 04 Feb 2004, 21:26   #12
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please bear in mind that my friend who wrote this and i are from ESSEX
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Old 04 Feb 2004, 23:36   #13
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Well Essex girls (what can I say??), speaks for itself

........and sin you can even tell me to F................irst tee off
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Old 05 Feb 2004, 00:02   #14
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If this is true then i'm VERY worried.
An old friend of mine has just rang me up and asked me if I wanna go for a beer
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Old 05 Feb 2004, 00:05   #15
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lol Mouse... be afraid... be very afraid....
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Old 05 Feb 2004, 00:09   #16
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Quote:
Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE
If this is true then i'm VERY worried.
An old friend of mine has just rang me up and asked me if I wanna go for a beer
Mouse if it's a female friend be afraid! If it's a male friend be very very afraid
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Old 05 Feb 2004, 00:17   #17
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I think i'll start packing
If anyone asks, you haven't seen me OK
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Old 05 Feb 2004, 00:29   #18
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Seen who?


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Old 05 Feb 2004, 14:05   #19
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Drac, that was nice one.
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Old 06 Feb 2004, 18:44   #20
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Quote:
Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE
I think i'll start packing
If anyone asks, you haven't seen me OK
Don't panic Mouse, it was me who rang you up....as a wind up
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Old 06 Feb 2004, 21:34   #21
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Best thing i've heard all week!!
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