If Life Were A Computer

Chris · 18 Feb 2004, 15:50

• If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over.

• To get your daily exercise, just click on "run."

• If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend."

• To add/remove someone in your life, click "start," "settings," and "control panel."

• To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

• If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

• When you lose your car keys, click "Find."

• "Help" with chores is just a click away.

• Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would just use your diskette to recover from a crash.

• When you make a bad decision, just click "edit," "Undo."

Things could be so much easier!!!!!

dottie · 18 Feb 2004, 19:03

To add/remove someone in your life, click "start," "settings," and "control panel."
Things could be so much easier!!!!![/quote]

Um Yes could do with this sometimes Chris

ROSIE · 18 Feb 2004, 19:18

Life would be great if husbands came with volume contril and a delete button, not to mention shift

R

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black dog · 18 Feb 2004, 23:44

Love this Chris. Presumable peripherals would be husbands and the like that you could change when you like

Satan · 19 Feb 2004, 00:14

FDISK

GOD · 19 Feb 2004, 00:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Satan

FDISK

This disk is write-protected. Your evil commands cannot harm the innocents on here.

airhead · 19 Feb 2004, 19:26

If It was I would have crashed years ago. Computers hate me and I hate them.

18 Feb 2004, 15:50	#1
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	If Life Were A Computer • If you messed up your life, you could press "Alt, Ctrl, Delete" and start all over. • To get your daily exercise, just click on "run." • If you needed a break from life, click on "suspend." • To add/remove someone in your life, click "start," "settings," and "control panel." • To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings. • If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers. • When you lose your car keys, click "Find." • "Help" with chores is just a click away. • Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary. You would just use your diskette to recover from a crash. • When you make a bad decision, just click "edit," "Undo." Things could be so much easier!!!!!

18 Feb 2004, 19:03	#2
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	Re: If Life Were A Computer To add/remove someone in your life, click "start," "settings," and "control panel." Things could be so much easier!!!!![/quote] Um Yes could do with this sometimes Chris

18 Feb 2004, 19:18	#3
ROSIE Invisible again! Join Date: 30.06.2003 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1,240	Life would be great if husbands came with volume contril and a delete button, not to mention shift R sie

18 Feb 2004, 23:44	#4
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	Love this Chris. Presumable peripherals would be husbands and the like that you could change when you like

19 Feb 2004, 00:14	#5
Satan The Red Guy Join Date: 01.12.1999 Location: Hell Posts: 666	FDISK

19 Feb 2004, 19:26	#7
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	If It was I would have crashed years ago. Computers hate me and I hate them.