Furbies are evil

airhead · 23 Feb 2004, 20:14

I am looking at an old furbie. His eyes are wide open and it's staring at me. Stop staring at me...

my conversation with it.

Me:
Go away

Furbie:
...

Me:
stop staring at me!

Furbie
...

Me:
You're scaring me now.

Furbie:
...

me
Thats it! you're going in the bin.

*picks furbie up and throws it into a binliner*

Furbie:
Me do la doo dooo dooo

whirrrrr...

me:
shut up!

Furbie:
...

from the evidence you have seen, furbies and me do not get on.

Gez · 23 Feb 2004, 20:19

Eh?

Help required above

ROSIE · 23 Feb 2004, 20:21

Passed being helped methinks

R

sie

airhead · 23 Feb 2004, 20:22

A furbie is a toy designed by the devil himself!!!!

They stare at you and you have to look after them...

my post is about the conversation with one of these fur clad monstrosities...

hope that helped you!

Chris · 23 Feb 2004, 20:57

Well there is only one path you can choose.

First choose to Save or Stomp Furby

Then

Autopsy His Remains

airhead · 23 Feb 2004, 21:00

Thanks chris

I guess you all noticed that i hate furbies, don't you?

black dog · 23 Feb 2004, 23:07

How can you be so cruel?

Mine is in pride of place next to the phone. Well actually it's my sons.

Just noticed though. Batteries are dead. Maybe that's why I still like it.

Heli · 24 Feb 2004, 00:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chris

Well there is only one path you can choose.

First choose to Save or Stomp Furby

Then

Autopsy His Remains

Now where the hell do you find this kind of stuff!!!!

sherrie87 · 24 Feb 2004, 00:48

Furbies with dead batteries I can tolerate. Furbies with live batteries that make random noises when I enter the room scare the hell out of me! Luckily, my son does not have a Furby fixation. Rather, my home is full to bursting with Pokemon cards and figures, but at least they do not speak!

Sherrie

christa · 24 Feb 2004, 00:56

my 6 year old torments my 3 year old (who detests them) with his. He hides it under the littles bed and when it goes off, the little one cant see it but can hear it.

I think its funny but no one else does and i think they r quite cute, ours calls it self Tor Loo. Little one calls it "That thing".

shadow1000001 · 24 Feb 2004, 01:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by sherrie87

Furbies with dead batteries I can tolerate.
Sherrie

That's the only kind of furby to have

Maria

23 Feb 2004, 20:14	#1
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Furbies are evil I am looking at an old furbie. His eyes are wide open and it's staring at me. Stop staring at me... my conversation with it. Me: Go away Furbie: ... Me: stop staring at me! Furbie ... Me: You're scaring me now. Furbie: ... me Thats it! you're going in the bin. picks furbie up and throws it into a binliner Furbie: Me do la doo dooo dooo whirrrrr... me: shut up! Furbie: ... from the evidence you have seen, furbies and me do not get on.

23 Feb 2004, 20:19	#2
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	Eh? Help required above

23 Feb 2004, 20:21	#3
ROSIE Invisible again! Join Date: 30.06.2003 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1,240	Passed being helped methinks R sie

23 Feb 2004, 20:22	#4
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	A furbie is a toy designed by the devil himself!!!! They stare at you and you have to look after them... my post is about the conversation with one of these fur clad monstrosities... hope that helped you!

23 Feb 2004, 20:57	#5
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Well there is only one path you can choose. First choose to Save or Stomp Furby Then Autopsy His Remains

23 Feb 2004, 21:00	#6
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	Thanks chris I guess you all noticed that i hate furbies, don't you?

23 Feb 2004, 23:07	#7
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	How can you be so cruel? Mine is in pride of place next to the phone. Well actually it's my sons. Just noticed though. Batteries are dead. Maybe that's why I still like it.

24 Feb 2004, 00:48	#9
sherrie87 Mega Loafer Join Date: 20.02.2003 Location: Largo, FL Posts: 1,262	Furbies with dead batteries I can tolerate. Furbies with live batteries that make random noises when I enter the room scare the hell out of me! Luckily, my son does not have a Furby fixation. Rather, my home is full to bursting with Pokemon cards and figures, but at least they do not speak! Sherrie

24 Feb 2004, 00:56	#10
christa Super Loafer Join Date: 23.05.2003 Location: Nottingham Posts: 663	my 6 year old torments my 3 year old (who detests them) with his. He hides it under the littles bed and when it goes off, the little one cant see it but can hear it. I think its funny but no one else does and i think they r quite cute, ours calls it self Tor Loo. Little one calls it "That thing".