In the interests of equality...........

*AndyK* · 23 Feb 2004, 21:29

...... there's been an outbreak of quips, pics and jokes about men doing the dirty and being the evil ones of the two sexes.... well just to redress the balance a little and prove that the fairer sex aren't whiter than white here's a little something..........

Job Opening - CIA Assassin

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the
background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were
three finalists... two men and a woman.

For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a
large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you
will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances.
Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!"

The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."

The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun
and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes.
Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I
can't kill my wife."

The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife
and go home."

Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same
instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went
into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another.

They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After
a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow,
and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had
to beat him to death with the chair."

Moral: Women are evil.

Rob The Badger · 23 Feb 2004, 21:47

"I lost my faith in womanhood" ~ Morrissey. A radical feminist I might add.

original sin · 23 Feb 2004, 21:52

R. · 23 Feb 2004, 22:01

Heli · 23 Feb 2004, 22:04

Wow!! Now thats a joke!!!! Lmao!!!! lolol!!

mariella · 23 Feb 2004, 22:05

Heli · 23 Feb 2004, 22:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by R.

I've seen that one before but it still cracks me up!!

original sin · 23 Feb 2004, 22:18

awaiting new pic

*AndyK* · 23 Feb 2004, 22:20

Sin ........ the joke here is?

Let's keep this as light hearted as it started out shall we?

Ta

Andy

original sin · 23 Feb 2004, 22:23

was an interested fact as i was searching - no more no less - but take your point and will amend

DIZZY DRUMMER · 23 Feb 2004, 22:40

i agree - women are evil - and proud of it

ROSIE · 23 Feb 2004, 22:49

I just don't see the problem :P :P :P :P

R :P sie

Chris · 23 Feb 2004, 23:21

Does anyone else have deja vu?

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1502

shadow1000001 · 24 Feb 2004, 01:04

I really don't see a problem with this, do you

Maria

LostSoul · 24 Feb 2004, 01:07

Patricia
... aka Nikita!

*AndyK* · 24 Feb 2004, 01:40

Thanks Sin.

It was an Interesting factoid or two yes.... but it's really just more proof that in the light of humourous over powering argument in mens favour, women always have to resort to truthful facts to try and get the upper hand

shadow1000001 · 24 Feb 2004, 04:06

RSG · 24 Feb 2004, 06:49

Women DO ROCK!!! :P

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2334

<RSG faints to the ground, with a BIG clump!!, so loud, you can hear it over CHAPTER 2's, DO IT! on the CHSIB record>

< RSG gets up from the ground, "Could a woman pat my head and kiss it better, that fall hurt

>

shadow1000001 · 24 Feb 2004, 07:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by RSG

Women DO ROCK!!! :P

Yes we do

Maria

*AndyK* · 24 Feb 2004, 21:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by shadow1000001

Quote:

Originally Posted by RSG

Women DO ROCK!!! :P

Yes we do

Maria

Yes, women do ROck, but that still doesn't stop you all being evil

mariella · 24 Feb 2004, 21:59

...I cannot believe I am reading this!

Surely you are not talking about All woman?

Mariella

*AndyK* · 24 Feb 2004, 22:05

Yes, Mariella All women who are all (or even part) woman are evil......

.......... but since men are evil too and happily admit it rather than pretending not to be evil, I don't see there being a problem really.

Rob The Badger · 24 Feb 2004, 22:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by RSG

< RSG gets up from the ground, "Could a woman pat my head and kiss it better, that fall hurt

>

*Kisses Ant better*

There, now like it lump it, and stop whining.

original sin · 24 Feb 2004, 22:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Thanks Sin.

It was an Interesting factoid or two yes.... but it's really just more proof that in the light of humourous over powering argument in mens favour, women always have to resort to truthful facts to try and get the upper hand

quite right too the Truth will always win the day............so.............and think very carefully before you answer this one................................
Does my bum look big in this dress?

mariella · 24 Feb 2004, 22:09

Okay, since I am All woman, gues it is time to accept it - I AM

I Love it!

Mariella

23 Feb 2004, 21:29	#1
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	In the interests of equality........... ...... there's been an outbreak of quips, pics and jokes about men doing the dirty and being the evil ones of the two sexes.... well just to redress the balance a little and prove that the fairer sex aren't whiter than white here's a little something.......... Job Opening - CIA Assassin The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists... two men and a woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room, you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill Her!!!" The man said, "You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife." The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job." The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the man came out with tears in his eyes. "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent said, "You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home." Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow, and said, "This gun is loaded with blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair." Moral: Women are evil.

23 Feb 2004, 21:47	#2
Rob The Badger Too sexy for this post Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Manchester, UK Posts: 2,895	"I lost my faith in womanhood" ~ Morrissey. A radical feminist I might add.

23 Feb 2004, 21:52	#3
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23 Feb 2004, 22:01	#4
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23 Feb 2004, 22:04	#5
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	Wow!! Now thats a joke!!!! Lmao!!!! lolol!!

23 Feb 2004, 22:05	#6
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23 Feb 2004, 22:18	#8
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	awaiting new pic

23 Feb 2004, 22:20	#9
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Sin ........ the joke here is? Let's keep this as light hearted as it started out shall we? Ta Andy

23 Feb 2004, 22:23	#10
original sin Sinner Join Date: 15.04.2003 Location: cyber space Posts: 2,457	was an interested fact as i was searching - no more no less - but take your point and will amend

23 Feb 2004, 22:40	#11
DIZZY DRUMMER Always Ready For A Bang Join Date: 30.11.2003 Location: Left In The Dark .......... AGAIN Posts: 6,389	i agree - women are evil - and proud of it

23 Feb 2004, 22:49	#12
ROSIE Invisible again! Join Date: 30.06.2003 Location: Suffolk Posts: 1,240	I just don't see the problem :P :P :P :P R :P sie

23 Feb 2004, 23:21	#13
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Does anyone else have deja vu? http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=1502

24 Feb 2004, 01:04	#14
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	I really don't see a problem with this, do you Maria

24 Feb 2004, 01:07	#15
LostSoul Got metal? Join Date: 06.11.2003 Location: Switzerland Posts: 2,109	Patricia ... aka Nikita!

24 Feb 2004, 01:40	#16
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Thanks Sin. It was an Interesting factoid or two yes.... but it's really just more proof that in the light of humourous over powering argument in mens favour, women always have to resort to truthful facts to try and get the upper hand

24 Feb 2004, 04:06	#17
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580

24 Feb 2004, 06:49	#18
RSG Mega Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 3,296	Women DO ROCK!!! :P http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showthread.php?t=2334 <RSG faints to the ground, with a BIG clump!!, so loud, you can hear it over CHAPTER 2's, DO IT! on the CHSIB record> < RSG gets up from the ground, "Could a woman pat my head and kiss it better, that fall hurt >

24 Feb 2004, 21:59	#21
mariella Mega Loafer Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Holland Posts: 4,063	...I cannot believe I am reading this! Surely you are not talking about All woman? Mariella

24 Feb 2004, 22:05	#22
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Yes, Mariella All women who are all (or even part) woman are evil...... .......... but since men are evil too and happily admit it rather than pretending not to be evil, I don't see there being a problem really.

24 Feb 2004, 22:09	#25
mariella Mega Loafer Join Date: 04.02.2003 Location: Holland Posts: 4,063	Okay, since I am All woman, gues it is time to accept it - I AM I Love it! Mariella