Friendship!!

Weezy · 07 Apr 2004, 20:30

Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy

"friendship" poems that always
sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a
series of promises that really speaks to true friendship!

1. When you are sad,

...I will get you drunk (or gorge on chocolate) and help you plot revenge against the sorry b*stard

who made you sad.

2. When you are blue,

...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile,

...I'll know you finally got laid.

4. When you are scared,

...I will rag you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried,

...I will tell you horrible stories

about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.

6. When you are confused,

...I will use little words to explain.

7. When you are sick,

...stay away from me until you're well again.

I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh

at your clumsy

ass.

This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask?

Because you're my friend!

Tell this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you
can only think of two,

and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway.

Remember:

A friend will help you move.

A really good friend will help you move a body.

Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

Fallen Angel · 07 Apr 2004, 21:24

Chris · 07 Apr 2004, 21:52

Blast!!!!

I ahve just spent ages typing in this, was about to post it when i spotted this topic!!! I presume you read the same thing as me today!!

Oh well, is still jolly good

[RDH]draconia · 07 Apr 2004, 22:07

roflmao like it

shadow1000001 · 07 Apr 2004, 22:20

I love it Wezzy!

Heli · 07 Apr 2004, 22:36

Heehee! Being a Kasim fan is great!!! Get to see things first!!!

black dog · 07 Apr 2004, 23:17

That is really great Weezy. Gave me a really good laugh

Bren · 07 Apr 2004, 23:20

it was posted on off topic before....sometime back.........so not new to me

Bren

Weezy · 07 Apr 2004, 23:49

Didn't see it in here before Bren....I know some peeps on here needed a good laugh so that's why I posted it

Yes Heli, Kasim fans see the best things first!!

black dog · 08 Apr 2004, 00:34

I hadn't seen it before Weezy so thank you for posting it

Ageing Bat · 08 Apr 2004, 10:22

Oh, I like! That's sooo true! Number 7 is very 'me' - have passed out at the sight of my son vomiting before, and all my friends know not to come near me if they're feeling a bit queezy.

mrs badcrumble · 08 Apr 2004, 12:02

Weezy that is fabulous ... am going to send it to all *cough cough* (both) my friends

... and Ageing Bat isn't kidding i remember her almost throwing my son out of her car when he was feeling sick and she was driving at the time !!!!!

Emily · 11 Apr 2004, 00:37

Thanks Weezy for making me smile! xox

Heli · 11 Apr 2004, 02:07

Friendship is rare,
Do you know what I'm sayin' to you?
Friendship is rare.
My derriere,
When you find out much later
That they don't really care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?

Oh shit there's a bear,
Could you hand me that shotgun buddy,
Also that chair?
We're fighting a bear
Now your life's in grave danger
And you don't even care.
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me, can't you see?
It's rare to me,
Say a prayer for me,
'Cause it's rare to be
In Tenacious D.

Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!

Friends will be friends
They're running naked in the sand,
Friends holding hands
Will someday surely form a band,
Friends will be friends
They say that friends are friends
To the bitter end.
Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends!
Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah

Everytime i read the name of this thread this song pops in my head!!

airhead · 11 Apr 2004, 02:11

number eight is tue to me so much

*recalls quickly a very funny memory*

KebLou · 11 Apr 2004, 13:28

yeah number 8 is true,

Skeleton · 13 Apr 2004, 11:45

07 Apr 2004, 20:30	#1
Weezy Super Loafer Join Date: 05.01.2004 Location: N.Ireland Posts: 324	Friendship!! Are you tired of all those sissy, mushy "friendship" poems that always sound good but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship! 1. When you are sad, ...I will get you drunk (or gorge on chocolate) and help you plot revenge against the sorry b*stard who made you sad. 2. When you are blue, ...I'll try to dislodge whatever is choking you. 3. When you smile, ...I'll know you finally got laid. 4. When you are scared, ...I will rag you about it every chance I get. 5. When you are worried, ...I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining. 6. When you are confused, ...I will use little words to explain. 7. When you are sick, ...stay away from me until you're well again. I don't want whatever you have. 8. When you fall, ...I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass. This is my oath, ...I pledge 'til the end. Why you may ask? Because you're my friend! Tell this to ten of your closest friends and get depressed because you can only think of two, and one of them is not speaking to you right now anyway. Remember: A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body. Let me know if I ever need to bring a shovel.

07 Apr 2004, 21:24	#2
Fallen Angel Youth Gone Wild Join Date: 19.09.2003 Location: See the mad one over there.... Posts: 693

07 Apr 2004, 21:52	#3
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	Blast!!!! I ahve just spent ages typing in this, was about to post it when i spotted this topic!!! I presume you read the same thing as me today!! Oh well, is still jolly good

07 Apr 2004, 22:07	#4
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	roflmao like it

07 Apr 2004, 22:20	#5
shadow1000001 Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.07.2003 Location: Red Deer, Alberta, Canada Posts: 2,580	I love it Wezzy!

07 Apr 2004, 22:36	#6
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	Heehee! Being a Kasim fan is great!!! Get to see things first!!!

07 Apr 2004, 23:17	#7
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	That is really great Weezy. Gave me a really good laugh

07 Apr 2004, 23:20	#8
Bren The Bat Join Date: 23.03.2003 Location: Roosting on a Silver-Black Phantom Bike. Posts: 10,017	it was posted on off topic before....sometime back.........so not new to me Bren

07 Apr 2004, 23:49	#9
Weezy Super Loafer Join Date: 05.01.2004 Location: N.Ireland Posts: 324	Didn't see it in here before Bren....I know some peeps on here needed a good laugh so that's why I posted it Yes Heli, Kasim fans see the best things first!!

08 Apr 2004, 00:34	#10
black dog Mega Loafer Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Cornwall Posts: 1,667	I hadn't seen it before Weezy so thank you for posting it

08 Apr 2004, 10:22	#11
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	Oh, I like! That's sooo true! Number 7 is very 'me' - have passed out at the sight of my son vomiting before, and all my friends know not to come near me if they're feeling a bit queezy.

08 Apr 2004, 12:02	#12
mrs badcrumble Junior Loafer Join Date: 18.11.2003 Posts: 28	Weezy that is fabulous ... am going to send it to all cough cough (both) my friends ... and Ageing Bat isn't kidding i remember her almost throwing my son out of her car when he was feeling sick and she was driving at the time !!!!!

11 Apr 2004, 00:37	#13
Emily Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.12.2003 Location: N.I Posts: 1,085	Thanks Weezy for making me smile! xox

11 Apr 2004, 02:07	#14
Heli Daddy's little internet junkie Join Date: 29.01.2004 Location: Grimsby Posts: 4,596	Friendship is rare, Do you know what I'm sayin' to you? Friendship is rare. My derriere, When you find out much later That they don't really care. It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see? Oh shit there's a bear, Could you hand me that shotgun buddy, Also that chair? We're fighting a bear Now your life's in grave danger And you don't even care. It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, can't you see? It's rare to me, Say a prayer for me, 'Cause it's rare to be In Tenacious D. Friends will be friends They're running naked in the sand, Friends holding hands Will someday surely form a band, Friends will be friends They say that friends are friends To the bitter end. Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends! Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends! Friends will be friends They're running naked in the sand, Friends holding hands Will someday surely form a band, Friends will be friends They say that friends are friends To the bitter end. Long-as-there's-a-record-deal-we'll-always-be-friends! Long as there's a record deal we'll always be friends, yeah Everytime i read the name of this thread this song pops in my head!!

11 Apr 2004, 02:11	#15
airhead the enchanted spleen Join Date: 12.02.2004 Location: ok, you see that sweet little cottage? I live next door in the nuthouse. Posts: 1,909	number eight is tue to me so much recalls quickly a very funny memory

11 Apr 2004, 13:28	#16
KebLou Mega Loafer Join Date: 02.03.2004 Location: The Arena of the Unwell Posts: 3,177	yeah number 8 is true,

13 Apr 2004, 11:45	#17
Skeleton Mega Loafer Join Date: 13.10.2003 Location: Grinning, Ducking & Running Posts: 3,668