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Old 30 Apr 2004, 14:39   #1
DIZZY DRUMMER
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Default Rest Room Philosophy

Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men

Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE


Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC


If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC


Remember, it's not,
"How high are you?"
it's
"Hi, how are you?"

Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia


No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her
.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC


At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry
.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ


Make love, not war..
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!

Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT


If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.

Revolution Books
New York, New York.


You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA.


No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA

and as all the recipients of this are female, I expect that this will be the favourite quotation of them all...............!!


A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tyres or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.

Women's restroom
Last Resort, Dallas, TX

Have a good day!
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Old 30 Apr 2004, 15:04   #2
Modern Girl
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Fallen Angel wrote -
Quote:
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tyres or testicles,
You're going to have trouble with it.
How True!!

(no offence intended guys )
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Old 30 Apr 2004, 15:31   #3
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Default Re: Rest Room Philosophy

Quote:
Originally Posted by FALLEN ANGEL1000
Make love, not war..
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!

Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT
I like this one!!!
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Old 30 Apr 2004, 15:34   #4
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That really cheered me up FA.

Needed a laugh
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Old 30 Apr 2004, 19:54   #5
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thats what happens if you let me loose with a pen and several toilets!!!!!!
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Old 30 Apr 2004, 23:05   #6
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......and it's all true
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Old 01 May 2004, 02:51   #7
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I love it
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