Leavin' On A Jet Plane

Biter · 01 Sep 2004, 23:48

Ok, I'm off to sunny spain on saturday and I just know somethings gonna go wrong. Knowing this, I have prepared myself with several books and tapes. Does anyone have any suggestions of what I can do if (when) things go tits up?

This is what has happened to me since my first holiday...
1. We got kept at the airport because passport control were stupid.
2. I fell out of a window and broke several bones, including my neck.
3. Got dumped by telephone. Caught the shits.
4. Disgusting apartment, got arrested, broke another bone.
5. Got the shits again. Had to share bed with family of roaches and bitey things.

As you can tell, I'm not very optimistic about this one so if you have any suggestions of time fillers (e.g. good books I should read, expensive cocktails I should get 'happy' on) please let me know.

Biter xxx

Gez · 02 Sep 2004, 14:03

.........some wet wipes and toilet roll you need

Ageing Bat · 02 Sep 2004, 14:26

..... and don't forget the Immodium tablets and several spare pairs of knickers

Biter · 08 Sep 2004, 17:31

Hi everyone!!!! I am currently in an internet cafe in the middle of Estartit in Spain. Its crap. There is nothing to do and I have already embarrassed myself by getting totally rat-arsed on Absinthe and falling in the pool while doing a very unique rendition of Bat out of hell. On the up side, i have my own room with a beautiful view of the mountains and the sea, along with the Benedictine monastery. Why am I telling you all this? I´m bored. I have found a shop which sells Jack Daniels ice-cream, Heinz baked beans, and PG tips so I might just survive the week

P.S. Still looking for your present Eds!

01 Sep 2004, 23:48	#1
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Leavin' On A Jet Plane Ok, I'm off to sunny spain on saturday and I just know somethings gonna go wrong. Knowing this, I have prepared myself with several books and tapes. Does anyone have any suggestions of what I can do if (when) things go tits up? This is what has happened to me since my first holiday... 1. We got kept at the airport because passport control were stupid. 2. I fell out of a window and broke several bones, including my neck. 3. Got dumped by telephone. Caught the shits. 4. Disgusting apartment, got arrested, broke another bone. 5. Got the shits again. Had to share bed with family of roaches and bitey things. As you can tell, I'm not very optimistic about this one so if you have any suggestions of time fillers (e.g. good books I should read, expensive cocktails I should get 'happy' on) please let me know. Biter xxx

02 Sep 2004, 14:03	#2
Gez Knicker thief Join Date: 17.04.2003 Location: auch...not on the fence Posts: 5,633	.........some wet wipes and toilet roll you need

02 Sep 2004, 14:26	#3
Ageing Bat Young at heart. Slightly older in other places. Join Date: 20.11.2003 Location: Here! Posts: 1,311	..... and don't forget the Immodium tablets and several spare pairs of knickers

08 Sep 2004, 17:31	#4
Biter Lurker Join Date: 12.07.2004 Location: Kent Posts: 1,067	Hi everyone!!!! I am currently in an internet cafe in the middle of Estartit in Spain. Its crap. There is nothing to do and I have already embarrassed myself by getting totally rat-arsed on Absinthe and falling in the pool while doing a very unique rendition of Bat out of hell. On the up side, i have my own room with a beautiful view of the mountains and the sea, along with the Benedictine monastery. Why am I telling you all this? I´m bored. I have found a shop which sells Jack Daniels ice-cream, Heinz baked beans, and PG tips so I might just survive the week P.S. Still looking for your present Eds!