Questions that have Confused humankind!!

[RDH]draconia · 02 Jan 2005, 23:48

Questions that have Confused humankind!!

a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll
squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\"

a.. Who was the first person to say \"See that chicken there....I\'m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it\'s butt.\"

a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a
horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer?

a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?

a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?

a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat?

a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?

a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway?

a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs!

a.. What do you call male ballerinas?

a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream??

a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn\'t he just buy dinner?

a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?

a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse?

a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the
same tune?

a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup?

a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it\'s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it\'s in your ass?

a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

DIZZY DRUMMER · 03 Jan 2005, 10:26

Skeleton · 03 Jan 2005, 12:03

Biter · 03 Jan 2005, 18:41

KebLou · 03 Jan 2005, 21:05

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draconia]a.. What do you call male ballerinas?

Cavalier

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Originally Posted by [RDH

draconia] a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Testing.

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Originally Posted by [RDH

draconia] a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

Paraffinum Liquidum

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Originally Posted by [RDH

draconia] a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind?

My dog doesn't mind when I blow in her face but in the wind they can smell whats going on, etc...

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Originally Posted by [RDH

draconia]a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

Nope it only moves at one speed.

Tim · 03 Jan 2005, 21:36

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a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why
didn\'t he just buy dinner?

Well. if he did that. What was the meaning/purpose of making that cartoon??

[RDH]draconia · 03 Jan 2005, 23:54

well keb in the old age of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy "no body likes a smart arse"

Chris · 04 Jan 2005, 00:25

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a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from
vegetables, then what is baby oil made from?

More to the point - how the heck do you get EXTRA virgin oil!!!

KebLou · 04 Jan 2005, 00:46

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Originally Posted by [RDH

draconia]well keb in the old age of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy "no body likes a smart arse"

The internet is your friend

Also just some from my own knowledge.

angel eyes · 04 Jan 2005, 02:36

Very good!!
Love
Angelxxx

[RDH]draconia · 04 Jan 2005, 14:47

oh ok then keb i will let you off

airhead · 04 Jan 2005, 15:29

Does food get hungry?

*wracks brain and collapses from over thinking*

Biter · 04 Jan 2005, 17:17

*picks eddie up and fills her with JD.*

Sleep, sweet eddie...sleep...

*gets out feathers and gluegun*

teeheehee

KebLou · 04 Jan 2005, 18:41

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Originally Posted by Biter

*picks eddie up and fills her with JD.*

Sleep, sweet eddie...sleep...

*gets out feathers and gluegun*

teeheehee

Thats mean!

*joins in with multi coloured feathers*

Gez · 05 Jan 2005, 13:50

airhead · 05 Jan 2005, 16:28

*wakes up and finds feathers attatched to her*

02 Jan 2005, 23:48	#1
[RDH]draconia Super Loafer Join Date: 29.10.2003 Location: wickford,essex,england Posts: 374	Questions that have Confused humankind!! Questions that have Confused humankind!! a.. Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, \"I think I\'ll squeeze these dangly things here, and drink whatever comes out?\" a.. Who was the first person to say \"See that chicken there....I\'m gonna eat the next thing that comes outta it\'s butt.\" a.. Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat? a.. Why is there a light in the fridge and not in the freezer? a.. If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him? a.. Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane? a.. If the professor on Gilligan\'s Island can make a radio out of coconut, why can\'t he fix a hole in a boat? a.. Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but don\'t point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is? a.. Why does your OB-GYN leave the room when you get undressed if they are going to look up there anyway? a.. Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They\'re both dogs! a.. What do you call male ballerinas? a.. Can blind people see their dreams? Do they dream?? a.. If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that Acme crap,why didn\'t he just buy dinner? a.. If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests? a.. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, then what is baby oil made from? a.. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons? a.. Isn\'t Disney World just a people trap operated by a mouse? a.. Why do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune? a.. Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet Soup? a.. Why do they call it an asteroid when it\'s outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it\'s in your ass? a.. Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog\'s face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him on a car ride, he can\'t wait to stick his head out the window into the wind? a.. Does pushing the elevator button more than once make it arrive faster?

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