Knock Knock

R. · 20 Feb 2005, 16:01

Knock Knock!

Fred · 20 Feb 2005, 16:01

Who's there?

R. · 20 Feb 2005, 16:01

Costas.

Fred · 20 Feb 2005, 16:01

Costas Who?

R. · 20 Feb 2005, 16:01

Costas a fortune to get here.

Fred · 20 Feb 2005, 16:01

Ha ha very funny, R.

**The Flying Mouse** · 20 Feb 2005, 16:04

Ring ring.

Fred · 20 Feb 2005, 16:04

Can you tell me any gossip?

**The Flying Mouse** · 20 Feb 2005, 16:05

Somehow I just knew this wasn't going to turn out right

.

Fred · 20 Feb 2005, 16:09

When was this exactly?

R. · 20 Feb 2005, 16:12

Knock Knock

Fred · 20 Feb 2005, 16:12

Who's there?

R. · 20 Feb 2005, 16:13

Hammond.

Fred · 20 Feb 2005, 16:13

Hammond Who?

R. · 20 Feb 2005, 16:13

Hammond eggs for breakfast.

Fred · 20 Feb 2005, 16:13

Ha ha very funny, R.

**The Flying Mouse** · 20 Feb 2005, 16:14

Look Fred, Ring Ring is a variation on the Knock Knock jokes.
The apropiate responce from you when I said Ring Ring, was Who's there?
I would reply to this with.....
Someone who can't reach the door nob.

This would have been followed by much laughter.

But no, that was just too simple wasn't it.You must be the worst stright man in the history of comedy

.
I could have told the joke.
I could have been a contender

.

Fred · 20 Feb 2005, 16:15

Do you think I am that person? Interesting. I see. Just? I thought it was too. I could always improve myself compared to the pack. But you didn't do told the joke.

R. · 20 Feb 2005, 16:20

Just replace "Ring, Ring" with "Knock, Knock" and post the friggin' joke!

Fred · 20 Feb 2005, 16:20

"But you did not do told the joke"? replace? Do you prefer books or TV?

Bart · 22 Feb 2005, 18:10

I prefer books but I never read one

Fred · 22 Feb 2005, 18:10

A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I really like the faith.

Bart · 22 Feb 2005, 18:11

I prefer books but I never read one

Fred · 22 Feb 2005, 18:11

You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like anything.

Bart · 22 Feb 2005, 18:12

Anything? Peanutbutter?

20 Feb 2005, 16:01	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Knock Knock Knock Knock!

20 Feb 2005, 16:01	#2
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	Who's there?

20 Feb 2005, 16:04	#7
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Ring ring.

20 Feb 2005, 16:05	#9
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Somehow I just knew this wasn't going to turn out right .

20 Feb 2005, 16:09	#10
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	When was this exactly?

20 Feb 2005, 16:12	#11
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Knock Knock

20 Feb 2005, 16:13	#13
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Hammond.

20 Feb 2005, 16:14	#17
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Look Fred, Ring Ring is a variation on the Knock Knock jokes. The apropiate responce from you when I said Ring Ring, was Who's there? I would reply to this with..... Someone who can't reach the door nob. This would have been followed by much laughter. But no, that was just too simple wasn't it.You must be the worst stright man in the history of comedy . I could have told the joke. I could have been a contender .

20 Feb 2005, 16:15	#18
Fred Village Idiot Join Date: 03.02.2005 Location: Behind you Posts: 11,564	Do you think I am that person? Interesting. I see. Just? I thought it was too. I could always improve myself compared to the pack. But you didn't do told the joke.

20 Feb 2005, 16:20	#19
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	Just replace "Ring, Ring" with "Knock, Knock" and post the friggin' joke!

22 Feb 2005, 18:10	#21
Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	I prefer books but I never read one

22 Feb 2005, 18:11	#23
Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	I prefer books but I never read one

22 Feb 2005, 18:12	#25
Bart Bald Mega Loafer Join Date: 06.03.2003 Location: Holland, but I prefer Greece Posts: 2,243	Anything? Peanutbutter?