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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:01   #1
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:01   #2
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:01   #3
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:01   #4
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:01   #5
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:01   #6
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:04   #7
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:04   #8
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:05   #9
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Somehow I just knew this wasn't going to turn out right .
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:09   #10
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:12   #11
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:12   #12
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:13   #13
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:13   #14
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:13   #15
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:13   #16
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Ha ha very funny, R.
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:14   #17
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Look Fred, Ring Ring is a variation on the Knock Knock jokes.
The apropiate responce from you when I said Ring Ring, was Who's there?
I would reply to this with.....
Someone who can't reach the door nob.

This would have been followed by much laughter.

But no, that was just too simple wasn't it.You must be the worst stright man in the history of comedy .
I could have told the joke.
I could have been a contender .
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:15   #18
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Do you think I am that person? Interesting. I see. Just? I thought it was too. I could always improve myself compared to the pack. But you didn't do told the joke.
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:20   #19
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Just replace "Ring, Ring" with "Knock, Knock" and post the friggin' joke!
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Old 20 Feb 2005, 15:20   #20
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"But you did not do told the joke"? replace? Do you prefer books or TV?
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Old 22 Feb 2005, 17:10   #22
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A lot of people like that. I enjoy working with people. I really like the faith.
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Old 22 Feb 2005, 17:11   #23
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Old 22 Feb 2005, 17:11   #24
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You are not the only one. Someone said they like guns. I like anything.
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