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Old 31 Mar 2005, 21:53   #1
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Angry It's about time somebody told the truth about {bbusername} ...

... and that someone is me.

I feel obligated to say something about {bbusername}, because, as the Talmud says, "Silence is akin to assent." As this letter will make clear, following {bbusername}'s words left to right and down a page is like following fingernails on a chalkboard. Let me try to explain what I mean by that in a single sentence: {bbusername} has stated that he has a duty to conceal the facts and lie to the rest of us, under oath if necessary, perjuring himself to help disseminate the True Faith of snobbism. One clear inference from that statement -- an inference that is never really disavowed -- is that he holds a universal license that allows him to show a clear lack of respect not just for those brave souls who fought and died for what they believed in, but also for you, the readers of this letter. Now that's just twisted. So who's crazy? I, or all the insincere spoiled brats who insist that the kids on the playground are happy to surrender to the school bully? Before you answer, let me point out that he might make bigotry respectable one day. What are we to do then? Place blinders over our eyes and hope we don't see the horrible outcome?

It doesn't do us much good to become angry and wave our arms and shout about the evils of {bbusername}'s obiter dicta in general terms. If we want other people to agree with us and join forces with us, then we must embark on a new path towards change. I heard through the grapevine that {bbusername}'s intimations need to be reassessed with {bbusername}'s ulterior motives in mind. Whether or not this rumor is true, his latest manifesto, like all the ones that preceded it, is a consummate anthology of disastrously bad writing teeming with misquotations and inaccuracies, an odyssey of anecdotes that are occasionally entertaining, but certainly not informative.

I indubitably hate having to keep reminding everybody of this, but {bbusername}'s particular brand of despotism will inspire a recrudescence of muddleheaded fatuity in a lustrum or two. That's self-evident, and even {bbusername} would probably agree with me on that. Even so, his taradiddles disgust and infuriate me. But there is a further-reaching implication: {bbusername} thinks we want him to suppress controversy and debate. Excuse me, but maybe the facts as I see them simply do not support the false, but widely accepted, notion that the ideas of "freedom" and "narcissism" are Siamese twins. It goes without saying that {bbusername} demands obeisance from his peons. Then, once they prove their loyalty, {bbusername} forces them to work hand-in-glove with what I call patronizing mattoids. If he were as bright as he thinks he is, he'd know that I like to face facts. I like to look reality right in the eye and not pretend it's something else. And the reality of our present situation is this: He maintains that we can change the truth if we don't like it the way it is. Perhaps it would be best for him to awaken from his delusional narcoleptic fantasyland and observe that it is immature and stupid of him to sell quack pharmaceutical supplies (and you should be suspicious whenever you hear such tell-tale words and phrases as "breakthrough", "miracle", "secret remedy", "exclusive", and "clinical studies prove that..."). It would be mature and intelligent, however, to listen to others, and that's why I say that I stand by what I've written before, that his position that you and I are inferior to the most oppressive spielers you'll ever see is based upon a specious argument without any substantive basis. But you knew that already. So let me add that one of the things I find quite interesting is listening to other people's takes on things. For instance, I recently overheard some folks remark that he claims to have turned over a new leaf shortly after getting caught trying to impede the free flow of information. This claim is an outright lie that is still being circulated by {bbusername}'s representatives. The truth is that {bbusername}'s pigheaded undertakings leave the current power structure untouched while simultaneously killing countless children through starvation and disease. Are these children his enemies? Well, while you're deliberating over that, let me ask you another question: When he looks in the mirror in the morning, does {bbusername} see more than the same, conceited face that all snotty, hectoring incubi share? Now, not to bombard you with too many questions, but I recently overheard a couple of horny utopians say that without {bbusername}'s superior guidance, we will go nowhere. Here, again, we encounter the blurred thinking that is characteristic of this {bbusername}-induced era of slogans and propaganda. You know what? If you ever ask {bbusername} to do something, you can bet that your request will get lost in the shuffle, unaddressed, ignored, and rebuffed.

One indication of this is the fact that he dreams of a time when he'll be free to delude and often rob those rendered vulnerable and susceptible to his snares because of poverty, illness, or ignorance. That's the way he's planned it, and that's the way it'll happen -- not may happen, but will happen -- if we don't interfere, if we don't provide information and inspiration to as many people as possible. Certain facts are clear. For instance, if my memory serves me correctly, {bbusername} is doing everything in his power to make me get fired from my job. The only reason I haven't yet is that I believe in the four P's: patience, prayer, positive thinking, and perseverance.

Currently, {bbusername} lacks the clout to make empty promises. But any day now, he will have enough followers to denigrate and discard all of Western culture. He says he's going to cripple his enemies politically, economically, socially, morally, and psychologically in a matter of days. Is he out of his amoral mind? The answer is fairly obvious when you consider that I know some dim-witted simpletons who claim they once overheard him say, "I want to convert lush forests into arid deserts in the blink of an eye". For proof of this fact, I must point out that he joins the most sordid avarice and the most detestable superstition to the most invincible hatred of all people. It's that simple. And that's it. Pragmatic adherence to concision necessitates that I delete a plethora of thoroughly unflattering adjectives regarding {bbusername}'s arguments.
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:23   #2
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I know English isn't your first Language R ... but have you been because you've certainly left me if not a little and certainly thinking maybe it'd be easier if you explained yourself in
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:28   #3
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sussed it, you've way too much time on your hands....
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:32   #4
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I know English isn't your first Language R ... but have you been because you've certainly left me if not a little and certainly thinking maybe it'd be easier if you explained yourself in
You're not the only one confused Andy If this is R's idea of a joke, it's not very funny !!!

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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:32   #5
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Can you kindly explain to me?
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:34   #6
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Can you kindly explain to me?
Yes ... please do Andy !!
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:35   #7
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Not yet I can't no, bear with me for a while ... I'd hate to be accused of trying to lose R his job by being too premature
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:36   #8
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What the heck have I done NOW??????????????
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:39   #9
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I'm a girl, R....
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:41   #10
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I love you too R.


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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:44   #11
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You definately have waaaaaaaaayyyyyyy too much time on your hands. We gotta find you a hobby



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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:46   #12
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I think he's already got one ... maybe we need to find him a new one?
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:49   #13
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I'd really like to know what's going on! That certainly wasn't about me if anyone asks! I have no idea what all that is about. Thank You.

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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:54   #14
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He's talking about yours truely. and yeah. he is a gr8 fan of mine. he has decided to rite a biog in me!!
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 01:54   #15
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What the heck have I done NOW??????????????
airhead it says my name! I'm a girl as well.
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 02:00   #16
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I'd really like to know what's going on! That certainly wasn't about me if anyone asks! I have no idea what all that is about. Thank You.

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You're not the only one Gina ... I still don't get it
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 02:10   #17
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!!!

I thought I was popular then for a minute......never should get my hopes up should I!! Lmao!
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 02:12   #18
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Guilty conscience perhaps Heli?
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 02:19   #19
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Guilty conscience perhaps Heli?
Now I get it ... can you tell it's been a long day
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 02:21   #20
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What the hell is going on?

That rant had my name on, everyone seems to see their own name so its obviously set up (dont ask me how) to be this way.

Either R has lost it or someone has used R's name.
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 02:26   #21
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I am really at a loss for what to say in this post, other than to convey my shock. Let's start with my claim that several things R. has said have brought me to the boiling point. The statement of his that made the strongest impression on me, however, was something to the effect of how he has a "special" perspective on revanchism which carries with it a "special" right to control your bank account, your employment, your personal safety, and your mind. Someone needs to fight the warped, distorted, misshapen, unwholesome monstrosity that his refrains have become. Who's going to do it? R.? I think not. It is as if we were safely on the bank of a raging river, enjoying a picnic with our friends and family, when a bunch of licentious pamphleteers came along and threw us into the river. Not only must we must struggle to avoid drowning in the raging torrent of R.-sponsored neocolonialism, but we must crawl out of the river before we can discuss the relationship between three converging and ever-growing factions -- unreasonable, ghastly geeks, misinformed fogeys, and brazen Luddites. What he does in private is none of my business. But when R. tries to encourage every sort of indiscipline and degeneracy in the name of freedom, I object.

Think about that for a moment. Should we sit back and let him force us to bow down low before virulent shysters, or should we denounce those who claim that "the norm" shouldn't have to worry about how the exceptions feel? That choice sure sounds like a no-brainer to me.

It's somewhat tricky to advance a clear, credible, and effective vision for dealing with our present dilemma and its most unprincipled manifestations, especially since the media in this country tend to ignore historical connections and are reluctant to analyze ideological positions or treat a fringe political group seriously. Now, more than ever, we must see through the haze of pessimism. If you can go more than a minute without hearing R. talk about post-structuralism, you're either deaf, dumb, or in a serious case of denial. Worst of all, our children's children would never forgive us for letting him seize control of the power structure. I've tried explaining to his comrades that the horny neopaganism in his smear tactics is not always explicit, but it is clear to me in talking to them that they have no comprehension of what I'm saying. I might as well be talking to creatures from Mars.

From what I understand, R. is thoroughly saturnine. We all are, to some extent, but he sets the curve. Which brings me to my point. At the risk of repeating myself, I must reiterate that one does not have to spread churlish views in order to drive off and disperse the wicked stirrers who hijack the word "nondeterministic" and use it to make our lives a living hell. It is a lecherous person who believes otherwise. It's good that you're reading this letter. It's good that you're listening to what I'm saying. But reading and listening aren't enough. You must also be willing to help me shoo R. away like the annoying bug that he is.

If everyone does his own, small part, together we can provide an atmosphere of mutual respect, free from expansionism, tribalism, and all other forms of prejudice and intolerance. If he continues to devise impetuous scams to get money for nothing, I will be obliged to do something about him. And you know me: I, hardheaded cynic that I am, never neglect my obligations. Now that I've stated that, allow me to say that I have a problem with R.'s use of the phrase, "We all know that...". With this phrase, he doesn't need to prove his claim that there is something intellectually provocative in the tired rehashing of crazy stereotypes; he merely accepts it as fact. To put it another way, I'm sure he wouldn't want me to eavesdrop on his secret conversations. So why does R. want to give expression to that which is most destructive and most harmful to society? It is bootless to speculate on the matter, but it should be noted that you should not ask, "How will R.'s grunts react when they discover that R. wants to divert us from proclaiming what in our innermost conviction is absolutely necessary?", but rather, "Whatever happened to his sense of humanity?". The latter question is the better one to ask, because the reason he wants to lead an active disinformation campaign is that he's utterly temperamental. If you believe you have another explanation for his crude behavior, then please write and tell me about it. I wish that some of R.'s rank-and-file followers would ask themselves, "Why am I helping R. treat people like illiterate amnesiacs?" In case you have any doubts, it would be wrong to imply that he is involved in some kind of conspiracy to regulate incendiarism. It would be wrong because his screeds are far beyond the conspiracy stage. Not only that, but he draws his outrageous conclusions from arbitrary statistics. Do I blame society for this? No, I blame R.. In closing, R.'s stratagems epitomize our most jaded, effete instincts.
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I get it now! You're a real riot R! LOL Y'all take care.

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Now I'm lost well and truly.
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Old 01 Apr 2005, 04:22   #24
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Me thinks a bunch of people are sitting around with their knickers in a twist over nothing (as usual).

I believe every word R has posted - or do i?

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