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Old 21 Apr 2005, 21:49   #1
R.
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... and some random deep thoughts:

If at first you don't succeed,
skydiving is not for you.

One tequila, two tequila, three tequila,
floor.

If man evolved from monkeys and apes,
why do we still have monkeys and apes?

Why do they lock gas station bathrooms?
Are they afraid someone will clean them?

If a pit bull humps your leg,
you’d better fake an orgasm.

Light travels faster than sound.
That’s why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

Live every day as if it were your last.
Eventually you’ll be right.

The easiest way to find something that’s lost is
to buy a replacement.

If a thing is worth doing,
it would have been done already.

Why do you press harder on a remote control
when you know the battery is dead?

If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow,
how cold is it going to be?

Why is it called Alcoholics Anonymous
when the first thing you do is stand up and say, 'My name is Bob, and I am an alcoholic?'
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Old 21 Apr 2005, 22:07   #2
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Old 22 Apr 2005, 00:16   #3
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nice one R.
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Old 22 Apr 2005, 07:48   #4
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very good!!! Nice R.
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Old 22 Apr 2005, 09:05   #5
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Good one R... I liked the tequila one...ROFL.
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