15 Jan 2006, 21:10
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Batman
 Join Date: 28.11.2005
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The Complete Meat Loaf Story!!!!! Enjoy.
My Meat Loaf Story:
By: Steve6 Cast Meat Loaf Steve 6, The Flying Mouse, Jim Steinman, Chris, The Audience: Ryan, Heli, (And loads of others) (Opening scene is at a big theatre in the U.S its a Meat Loaf concert. Steve6 is on the prowl for some women backstage when he hears loud banging coming from Meat's locker room so he goes to have a look) He knocks on Meats door) Meat Loaf: GET OUTTA MY FACE. (Steve6 ignores this and he walks in only to see Meat banging his head off a locker) Meat then starts walking up and down the room and is straching his head violently ) Meat Loaf: Oh god........ what have I done ....... oh jesus ....... oh, help me god ......don't just stand there boy, get me a shot of tequila... I NEED ONE AND I NEED ONE NOW. Steve6: Ok.... (Steve goes over to get the tequila and then says quietly to himself "This guy is f**king nuts) Meat Loaf: I heard that.....Get the hell outta my room you’re barred for two weeks. Steve6: I said nothing....... Meat Loaf: SHUT UP.... and give me that drink..... (Steve hands it over)Meat drinks it down quick Steve6: Meat what has happened......whats wrong? Meat Loaf: I’VE KILLED MY BAND………. (Steve is shocked) Meat Loaf: Can you play the guitar? Steve6: Nope...haven't got a clue. Meat Loaf: Perfect...... You're playing lead guitar tonight Steve6: What about Paul Crook? Meat Loaf: ARE YOU STUPID.....HE'S DEAD  YOU CLOWN!!!!!I ran him over in my car..... My mercury 1949.........He had Anthrax so he had to be killed....... Steve6: What about the other members? Meat Loaf: WHAT TYPE OF QUESTION IS THAT..... DO YOU THINK THATS FUNNY.... Steve6: NO.... I.. (Suddenly there is a knock at the door) Meat and Steve panick. Steve hides behind the sofa well Meat jumps through the nearest window) Enters THE FLYING MOUSE. Mouse: What the bloody hell is going on in here? (Steve jumps up from behind the sofa) Mouse: Oi mate..... some geezer after breaking the window here? Steve: Yes.... thugs... Mouse: There known as **** pots mate......**** pots in these parts... Lets have a look out shall we? (They look look out the window) Suddenly there is another knock at the door) Enter Chris: Chris. I guys I am just coming in to say how pissed off I have been with the way my Newsagents store is being run back home. So I’m going back to Halifax straight away, I am also missing listening to my Country music…… So seeya. (Suddenly Meat runs in with blood pouring down his face) Meat: We’re going on stage now……. LETS DO KILL……., Mouse: I aint going Meat…… Meat: Oh you are going on boy……heres some cheese that should help..You stupid People will have to trust me. Chris: There is only two men I trust one of them is me and the other is not you. Meat: …………………… Chris: What? Meat: If you ever…….. and I mean ever speak to me like that again I will make you Eat a big plate of CROW!!!!! Then I will screw you and the horse you rode in on. So can we please do kill…. Mouse you do it….. Mouse: I don’t know the words. Meat: You’re a moderator of my site you should know it….. DO KILL. Mouse: I’ll give it a shot……. What are we gonna do? Meat/Steve6/Chris: KILL. Mouse: Emmmmm…….. What are we gonna do tonight… Meat: That aint it…….. You stupid fool. (Meat goes back into the room and brings out the bottle of tequila) Meat: Right everyone take a mouth full…. (They all do that) Meat: Go out sit and an instrument and let me do the rest. (All four make there way to stage as they enter out on it they are jeered) Chris sits at the piano, The flying mouse goes to the drums and Steve6 picks up the guitar) Meat goes up to the microphone) Meat: Please shut up!!!!! (The crowd goes silent) Heli: I came over from Grimsby… and you’re are two hours late. Meat: I had business to attend to….. Anyway this a song from Bat 3… Ryan: That won’t be a true Bat song…..So don’t say it is one. (The crowd cheers) Meat Loaf: Eh….. you no nothing…. (The crowd booes Meat) Suddenly they start firing things up on stage) Suddenly the place goes dark, and Jim Steinman comes out on a Harley, the crowd goes silent. He gets off and looks straight out at the crowd for a couple of seconds before making his way to the piano. The lights come back on. He does’nt make eye contact with Meat. When he gets to the piano he looks at Chris) Chris: Hi (He then gets up and Steinman sits down) (The crowd are getting excited) Steinman: This is the first song I wrote for Bat? (The whole place goes mad) Jim and Meat look at each other and smile. THE END!!!!!! A FEW MONTHS LATER: Bat 3 gets released and goes straight to number 1 in the album charts and so does the first single) The Neverland Express rises from the dead. So Chris, The flying mouse, and Steve6 get sacked from the band. But Meat gives them a bottle of tequila each to keep them happy. The End!!!!! This was written in no more then 4 hours so I hope you like it, I might go about improving it in the future. If anyone wants to contact me my e-mail is immatureboy06@yahoo.com |
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16 Jan 2006, 01:42
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Batman
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No reviews!!!!!!
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16 Jan 2006, 01:43
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life is one big adventure
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16 Jan 2006, 08:34
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Mega Loafer
Join Date: 13.10.2003
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That was really nice..
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16 Jan 2006, 09:41
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I'm A Prize Fight Lover...
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