How dodgy are you?

R. · 07 May 2006, 15:39

Well?

L96 · 07 May 2006, 16:49

Scoundrel

More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 102 Potential fine: £9500

Ross · 07 May 2006, 17:31

Dubious
Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door…

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 66 Potential fine: £7000

Oh Dear

Chris · 07 May 2006, 18:45

18 years, £7000 fine adn death penalties on 3 continents.

Just as well they don;t ask about the really dodgy stuff.

georgy7856 · 07 May 2006, 19:16

Oh dear i am crooked 97 years in jail and £7000 fine and here is me thinking i am Miss Goody Goody

ChloeLee88 · 07 May 2006, 20:01

Risky
I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000

mszee · 07 May 2006, 20:15

Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £2000

Geez...and here I thought I am an old boring hag...geez...

SW31 · 07 May 2006, 22:29

oh er i'm a bit DODGY 26.5 years & £2000 in fines ow well back to the downloads

Jeanie · 08 May 2006, 01:47

I'm Dubious... possiable 12 yrs in prison and a 2000gbp fine.

J.

mszee · 08 May 2006, 04:41

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Originally Posted by Jeanie

I'm Dubious... possiable 12 yrs in prison and a 2000gbp fine.

J.

Boy...you're practically an angel!!!

I am REALLY dubious though...my bigger half turned out to be 0 years in jail and 0 fine...what's that all about in comparison to my record? Who did I marry???

L96 · 08 May 2006, 04:46

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Originally Posted by mszee

Who did I marry???

HOney, if you don't know/can't remember, we can't help you...

mszee · 08 May 2006, 04:55

Oh well...and I thought we are all friends here...hey...how was your birthday?

L96 · 08 May 2006, 05:03

We all friends here, don't worry, just a sarcastic mood in place..

It was, well, um, good, I think.... I didn't get arrested nor am I in hospital, so something must have gone right. Thanks for asking.

mszee · 08 May 2006, 05:11

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Originally Posted by lotus96

We all friends here, don't worry, just a sarcastic mood in place..

It was, well, um, good, I think.... I didn't get arrested nor am I in hospital, so something must have gone right. Thanks for asking.

I don't worry...I have a decent sense of humor...and understand sarcasm very well...

I think when somebody on that test gets 0 time jail and 0 fine, they are serial killers - that's what I was implying...I've married an ax murderer!!!

Sounds like a decent birthday...many more to come!!!

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 11:48

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Criminal

How much time are you allowed on the internet when you're behind bars? With those answers that is the only place you can be… You're a bad piece of work who must be doing some time at Her Majesty's pleasure. Either that or you're some kind of Harry Houdini when it comes to paying your debt to society.

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 48 Potential fine: £9500

What really worries me is the questions they didn't ask ...

dottie · 08 May 2006, 12:24

risky -five and a half years in prison and a whopping potential £2000 fine

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 14:17

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Upstanding
How refreshing that there are still people around like you, who respect society and the law. Your Grandparents would be proud. You have a good knowledge of the law and a good public spirit, or you have rarely left the house… Either way - keep it up old fruit!

Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*:

Years in prison: 0.5 Potential fine: £0

Just call me Hypnobabe Goody Two Shoes...

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 14:26

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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

Just call me Hypnobabe Goody Two Shoes...

we don't beleive you ... .

mszee · 08 May 2006, 15:39

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Originally Posted by AndyK

What really worries me is the questions they didn't ask ...

Ouch...

Hypnobabe · 08 May 2006, 15:58

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Originally Posted by AndyK

What really worries me is the questions they didn't ask ...

Is there something you should be telling us, AndyK?

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 16:25

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Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

Is there something you should be telling us, AndyK?

Errr ... I think it's more a case of what I shouldn't be telling you

mszee · 08 May 2006, 16:32

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Originally Posted by AndyK

Errr ... I think it's more a case of what I shouldn't be telling you

Oh please...you all got off cheaply...how would you feel if you got 36 years and 2000 fine...and your husband witnessed that...and then got 0 years and 0 fine...if I knew...I would have lied too...

*AndyK* · 08 May 2006, 16:38

48 yrs and a £9.5K fine is getting off lightly is it? The only consolation is that I know for a fact that she-who-thinks-she-must-be-obeyed would get at least that if not more, as she's an accomplice

mszee · 08 May 2006, 16:42

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Originally Posted by AndyK

48 yrs and a £9.5K fine is getting off lightly is it? The only consolation is that I know for a fact that she-who-thinks-she-must-be-obeyed would get at least that if not more, as she's an accomplice

Well..did your significant other witnessed your shame and then turned out to be an angel???

Make her do it...in front of you...while you're reading all her answers...let them suffer like we suffer...

mszee · 08 May 2006, 16:43

Does it show that I was chatting here till all hours of the night....and now trying to work???

07 May 2006, 15:39	#1
R. You dig. Join Date: 02.04.2002 Location: On the fothermucker Posts: 7,179	How dodgy are you? Well? Crooked Ello, ello, ello… what 'ave we 'ere then…? You're living close to the edge and it's only a matter of time before you're collared by the Old Bill. You may have fallen on your feet so far, but it won't last forever. Have you ever thought about a more rewarding pastime? (Emotionally that is…) Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes: Years in prison: 46.5 Potential fine: £7000 Plus a possibility of the death penalty!*

07 May 2006, 16:49	#2
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Scoundrel More than a bit naughty - you're heading for a spot of bother at this rate - that is if you're not already inside. You don't have to be perfect, but if no one says you're a bad person, they're wrong. You are. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 102 Potential fine: £9500

07 May 2006, 17:31	#3
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	Dubious Bet you didn't think you'd be on the wrong side of the law when you started this quiz? Thought you were sweet and innocent? Well maybe you should swot up on the law. Otherwise you never know when you might get a knock on the door… Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 66 Potential fine: £7000 Oh Dear

07 May 2006, 18:45	#4
Chris Mega Loafer Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Somewhere in the real world. Posts: 7,527	18 years, £7000 fine adn death penalties on 3 continents. Just as well they don;t ask about the really dodgy stuff.

07 May 2006, 19:16	#5
georgy7856 Super Loafer Join Date: 26.05.2003 Location: in scotland hiding in my attic Posts: 238	Oh dear i am crooked 97 years in jail and £7000 fine and here is me thinking i am Miss Goody Goody

07 May 2006, 20:01	#6
ChloeLee88 Super Loafer Join Date: 27.07.2005 Location: Bolton, Greater Manchester Posts: 666	Risky I know 'everyone's doing it', but that doesn't mean its legal. Ok - chances are slim that anyone is ever going to prosecute you, but it just takes one bit of bad luck. It may seem easier to take the quick, cheaper option, but they might just clamp down. Nah, you'll be fine… Well maybe not. Yeah its OK… Actually… Ooh. Aah. Based on your answers, we have calculated the maximum penalty for your crimes*: Years in prison: 22 Potential fine: £2000

07 May 2006, 20:15	#7
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Years in prison: 36 Potential fine: £2000 Geez...and here I thought I am an old boring hag...geez...

07 May 2006, 22:29	#8
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	oh er i'm a bit DODGY 26.5 years & £2000 in fines ow well back to the downloads

08 May 2006, 01:47	#9
Jeanie Super Loafer Join Date: 09.07.2003 Location: Canada Posts: 996	I'm Dubious... possiable 12 yrs in prison and a 2000gbp fine. J.

08 May 2006, 04:55	#12
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Oh well...and I thought we are all friends here...hey...how was your birthday?

08 May 2006, 05:03	#13
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	We all friends here, don't worry, just a sarcastic mood in place.. It was, well, um, good, I think.... I didn't get arrested nor am I in hospital, so something must have gone right. Thanks for asking.

08 May 2006, 12:24	#16
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	risky -five and a half years in prison and a whopping potential £2000 fine

08 May 2006, 16:38	#23
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	48 yrs and a £9.5K fine is getting off lightly is it? The only consolation is that I know for a fact that she-who-thinks-she-must-be-obeyed would get at least that if not more, as she's an accomplice

08 May 2006, 16:43	#25
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Does it show that I was chatting here till all hours of the night....and now trying to work???