18 Aug 2006, 22:17
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All Weather Newsagent
So, picture the scene. I am driving across the local moor delivering newspapers to the famrs when suddenly it begins to rain.
It rains extremely hard. I have to pull over as i cannot see where i am driving because of the rain. I realise i don;t have time to delay adn wait for it to stop but i have no hat. In desperation i look around my Smart for something to improvise with. Suddenly my highly trained newspaper senses take over adn i spring into action. Armed with only a newspaper, an old black bin liner and a roll of duct tape, i fashioned myself an all weather hat!   I worry myself at times!!! |
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18 Aug 2006, 22:25
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The German
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18 Aug 2006, 22:27
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Mega Loafer
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You worry me too sometimes...
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18 Aug 2006, 22:36
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 You mean "duck" tape? 
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18 Aug 2006, 22:37
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18 Aug 2006, 22:38
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*note to self* We REALLY have to get a smilie of a fella wearing one of these hats.
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18 Aug 2006, 22:45
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18 Aug 2006, 22:51
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18 Aug 2006, 22:51
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Good to have you back, Chris!!!
This is hysterical... |
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18 Aug 2006, 22:56
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The German
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No weather what they tell you No weather what they´ll do No weather where they take you You´ll find your own way through |
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18 Aug 2006, 22:57
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Mega Loafer
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And luckily the hat is multifunctional!!
For days when you don't want to impersonate Napolean, you cna simply rotate it to become Nelson.  *patches eye* *sticks hand inside coat* *snogs Hardy* |
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18 Aug 2006, 22:58
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*best Monty Burns voice*Excellent 
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18 Aug 2006, 23:01
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Mr Laurel won't like THAT  You really need to make a tricorn so you can take off Blackbeard
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18 Aug 2006, 23:16
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18 Aug 2006, 23:29
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No, Bin LINER
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18 Aug 2006, 23:31
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18 Aug 2006, 23:38
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The German
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OK, enough!
Please, anybody? Explain it! Why the *u** is this **m* topic of Chris´ new hat so interesting that it´s worth an own thrread, and why is this the only thread where people have posted in the last two hours! 
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18 Aug 2006, 23:43
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ROFLMFAO
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18 Aug 2006, 23:45
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19 Aug 2006, 19:20
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i've not had the best of days at work today.....
....this thread really made me smile   thanks Chris |
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20 Aug 2006, 02:51
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