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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:07   #1
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:10   #2
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:12   #3
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:12   #4
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:13   #5
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Tis nay pirate talk! Ye walk the plank!
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:14   #6
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Tis nay pirate talk! Ye walk the plank!
Aye tis!
Went through filta me luvvie!
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:21   #7
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HA HARRRRRRRRRRRR.

To the chat rooms me hearties

Quote:
sweet17: Hi
bloodninja: hello
bloodninja: who is this?
sweet17: just a someone?
bloodninja: A someone I know?
sweet17: nope
bloodninja: Then why the hell are you bothering me?
sweet17: well sorrrrrry
sweet17: I just wanted to chat with you
bloodninja: why?
sweet17: nevermind your an jerk
bloodninja: Hey wait a minute
sweet17: yes?
bloodninja: look I'm sorry. I'm just a little paranoid
sweet17: paranoid?
bloodninja: yes
sweet17: of what?
sweet17: me?
bloodninja: No. I'm in hiding.
sweet17: LOL
bloodninja: Don't ******* laugh at me!
bloodninja: This **** is serious!
sweet17: What are you hiding from?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: gimme a ******* break
bloodninja: I'm serious.
sweet17: I don't get it
bloodninja: The cops are after me.
sweet17: For what?
bloodninja: I'm wanted in three states
sweet17: For???
bloodninja: It's kindof embarrasing.
bloodninja: I had sex with a turkey.
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You are ******* sick.
bloodninja: Send me your picture.
sweet17: why?
bloodninja: so I know you aren't one of them.
sweet17: One of what?
bloodninja: The cops.
sweet17: I'm not a cop i told you
bloodninja: Then send me your picture.
sweet17: hold on
bloodninja: Hurry up.
bloodninja: Are you there?
bloodninja: **** you, cop!
sweet17: Hey sorry
sweet17: I had to do something for my mom.
bloodninja: I thought you were trying to find a picture to send to me.
bloodninja: When really you were notifying the authorities.
bloodninja: Weren't you!?
sweet17: thats not it
bloodninja: Then what?
sweet17: I don't want to send you the picture cause I'm not pretty
bloodninja: Most cops aren't
sweet17: IM NOT A ******* COP YOU ********!
bloodninja: Then send me the picture.
sweet17: fine. What's your e-mail?
bloodninja: Just send it through here.
sweet17: alright *PIC*
sweet17: Did you get it?
bloodninja: Hold on. I'm looking.
sweet17: That was me back in may
sweet17: I've lost weight since then.
bloodninja: I hope so
sweet17: what?!?
sweet17: that hurt my feelings.
bloodninja: Did it?
sweet17: Yes. I'm not that much smaller than that now.
bloodninja: Will it make you feel better if I send you my picture?
sweet17: yes
bloodninja: Alright let me find it.
sweet17: kks
bloodninja: Okay here it is. *PIC*
sweet17: this isn't you.
bloodninja: I'll be damned if it ain't!
sweet17: You don't look like that.
bloodninja: How the hell do you know?
sweet17: cause your profile has another picture.
bloodninja: The profile pic is a fake.
bloodninja: I use it to hide from the cops.
sweet17: You look like the Farm Fresh guy lol
bloodninja: Well, you look like you ATE the Farm Fresh guy....
bloodninja: Not to mention all the groceries.
sweet17: Go **** yourself
bloodninja: I was going to until I saw that picture
bloodninja: Now my unit won't get hard for a week.
sweet17: I shouldn't have sent you that picture.
sweet17: You've done nothing but slam me.
sweet17: you hurt me.
bloodninja: And calling me the Farm Fresh guy doesn't hurt me?
sweet17: I thought you were bullcrapping me!
bloodninja: Why would I do that?
sweet17: I can't believe that cops are after you
bloodninja: I can't believe Santa lets you sit on his lap..
sweet17: **** YOU!!!
bloodninja: You'd break both of his legs.
sweet17: You're a ******* *******!
sweet17: I've been teased my whole life because of my weight
sweet17: and you make fun of me when you don't even know me
bloodninja: Ok. I'm sorry.
sweet17: No you aren't
bloodninja: You're right. I'm not.
bloodninja: HAARRRRR!
sweet17: I'm done with you
bloodninja: Aww. I'm sorry.
sweet17: I'm putting you on ignore
bloodninja: Wait a sec
bloodninja: We got off on the wrong foot.
bloodninja: Wanna start over?
sweet17: No
bloodninja: I'll eat your kitty
sweet17: You'll what?
bloodninja: You heard me.
bloodninja: I said I'd eat your kitty.
sweet17: I thought you said you couldn't get it hard after seeing my picture
bloodninja: Do I need a hard-on to eat your kitty?
sweet17: I'd like to know that the man eating me out is excited yes
bloodninja: Well I'm not like most men.
bloodninja: I get excited in different ways.
sweet17: Like what?
bloodninja: Do you really wanna know?
sweet17: I don't know
bloodninja: You have to tell me yes or no.
sweet17: I'm afraid to
bloodninja: Why?
sweet17: cause
bloodninja: cause why?
sweet17: well lets see
sweet17: you say you have sex with turkeys. You call me fat. then you wanna eat
me out
sweet17: doesn't that seem strange to you?
bloodninja: Nope
sweet17: well its strange to me
bloodninja: Fine. I won't do it if you don't want me to
sweet17: I didn't say that
bloodninja: So is that a yes?
sweet17: I guess so.
bloodninja: Ok. I need your help getting excited though.
bloodninja: Are you willing?
sweet17: What do you need me to do?
bloodninja: I need you talk like a pirate.
sweet17: ???
bloodninja: When I start to go limp... you say "HARRRR!!!"
bloodninja: ok?
bloodninja: Hello?
sweet17: You can't be serious
bloodninja: Oh yes I am!
bloodninja: It's my fantasy.
sweet17: this is retarded
bloodninja: Do you want it or not?
sweet17: Yes I want it.
bloodninja: Then you'll do it for me?
sweet17: sure
bloodninja: Ok. Here we go.
bloodninja: I gently remove your panties and being to massage your thighs.
bloodninja: You get really juicy thinking about my tounge brushing up against
them
bloodninja: I softly begin to tounge your wet kitty.
bloodninja: I run my tounge up and down your smooth ****.
sweet17: mmmm yeah
bloodninja: uh oh ...going limp.
sweet17: Har
bloodninja: You gotta do better than that!
bloodninja: Your picture was really bad.
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: Ahhhh. Much better. I feel your kitty get more moist with every
stroke.
bloodninja: I softly suck on your **** bringing it in and out of my mouth.
bloodninja: Your juices run down my chin as your scent makes its way to my nose.
bloodninja: I begin to feel empowered by your femininity.
sweet17: mmmmmm you are good
bloodninja: I feel your thighs tighten as I **** harder
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: HARRRRRRR
bloodninja: Mmmm I grab your swelling buttocks in my hands.
bloodninja: You begin to sway back and forth.
bloodninja: going limp
sweet17: this is stupid
bloodninja: ...still limp
bloodninja: Do it!
sweet17: HARRRRRRRRRRRRR
bloodninja: I turn you around to lick your *******.
bloodninja: I pry apart that battleship you call your ass.
bloodninja: I see poo nuggets hanging from the hair around your ass.
sweet17: WTF?!?!?
bloodninja: They stink really bad.
sweet17: OMG STOP!!!
bloodninja: I start to get fed up with your ugly ass
bloodninja: I tear off your wooden peg leg.
bloodninja: I ram it up your ass.
sweet17: YOURE A ******* PYSCHO!!
bloodninja: Then I pour hot carmel over your head.
bloodninja: And turn you into a ******* candy apple...
bloodninja: I kick you in the face!
sweet17: **** YOU *******!!
bloodninja: The celluloid from your cheeks hits the side of the cabin...
bloodninja: Your parrot flys away.
bloodninja: ...going limp again.
bloodninja: Hello?
bloodninja: Say it!
bloodninja: HAARRRRRR!!!!!
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:24   #8
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Yo ho ho...and a bottle of rum...
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:25   #9
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Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they aaaaaaarrrrr!!!!!!
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:37   #10
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Pirate 1 - I used to know a pirate with a wooden leg, named Long John Silver.

Pirate 2 - What was the name of his other leg?

Ha HARRRRR
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:38   #11
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What do pirates practice shooting at?
Tarrrrrgets!
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:39   #12
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What does a pirate say when he has a heart attack?
Arrr! Me heartie!
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 19:40   #13
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Where do Soviet pirates come from?
The U.S.S.AAAAARRRRRRrrrgh!!
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 20:43   #14
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 20:44   #15
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"Ah fortunatly I know how to counter it.
The man who did the wakin' buys the
man who was sleeping a drink while the
man who was sleeping drinks it while
listening to a propsition from the man
who did the wakin'!"


~Captin Jack Sparrow - Pirates Of The Caribbean The Curse Of The Black Pearl ~

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Old 19 Sep 2006, 20:46   #16
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R...darn it...them penquins be cute
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 20:49   #17
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I be lovin' this Pirate... !




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Old 19 Sep 2006, 21:13   #18
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do I have to underrrrrrrrrrrrstand what you all arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre talking about? orrrrrrrrrrrrrr do I just have to use more rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrs?
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 21:19   #19
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and don't forget to say thee a lot
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 21:19   #20
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Today's plans to celebrate talk like a pirate day were almost scuppered in the village when i realised i did not have a parrot.

Luckily I was able to use a carrot. Well it sounded about right!!

Listeners to newsagents radio were treated to the sound of me doing my best pirate voice and "Arrrrr......"-ing my way through "A Pirates Life For Me"
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 21:20   #21
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Agreed.
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 21:23   #22
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Aye Aye Capt'n...

Oh yeah...

Thee...arghhhhhhhhhhhh
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 21:28   #23
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Is thee not ye olde english?
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Old 19 Sep 2006, 21:29   #24
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Ahoy shipmates, it be time to be seeing what victuals crawled out of the bung hole this night afore we wash it all down smartly with grog aplenty.

Followed perhaps by the buxom wenches providing such shows as would tempt a pirate from the seven seas to the world o' the lubbers.

Arrrrrrrrrrrrggggggghhhhhhhhhhh.................
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Is thee not ye olde english?
Questioning a mod?

Avast me hearties send this bilge rat to be walkin' the plank.
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