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Old 31 Mar 2003, 23:51   #1
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Default Blond Girls Jokes

I don't know that are these jokes in some place of world? 'Blond Girls Jokes'! In Hungary it means jokes about foolish girls. My fav:

What does a blond girls say when she is lying under a cow?
?????
Come on, boys! What are you waiting for?


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Old 01 Apr 2003, 01:05   #2
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A blonde and a brunette jump off the Empire States Building. Who hits the ground first?

Answer:- The brunette, the blonde has to stop and ask for directions


How does a blonde turn the light on after sex?

Answer:- She opens the car door
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Old 03 Apr 2003, 22:40   #3
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I don't know that are these jokes in some place of world? 'Blond Girls Jokes'! In Hungary it means jokes about foolish girls. My fav:

What does a blond girls say when she is lying under a cow?
?????
Come on, boys! What are you waiting for?


I wait others...
Give me an udder! (other)
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Old 03 Apr 2003, 22:47   #4
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What is it? A blonde girl dyes brown her hair.
?????????
Artificial intelligence!
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Old 03 Apr 2003, 22:50   #5
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What is it? A blonde girl dyes brown her hair.
?????????
Artificial intelligence!
Very Droll
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Old 03 Apr 2003, 22:56   #6
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Strange or funny?
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Strange or funny?
Bit of Both - I've just been reprimanded I'm so embarrased
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Old 03 Apr 2003, 23:05   #8
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Why? You are blue.
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Old 05 Apr 2003, 03:11   #9
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Here's a long one:

A blonde is rowing in a boat in the middle of a field. Another blonde driving past, sees her and gets out of the car. She then shouts out, "You idiot, look at what you're doing, you're giving us blondes a bad name. If it wasn't for the fact I can't swim, I would come over and hit you!"

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Old 05 Apr 2003, 15:00   #10
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Good!!!!
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