Things you find out when you have sons.....

Hypnobabe · 25 Oct 2006, 14:23

1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite.

3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12.) Super glue is forever.

13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.

16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens..

20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time.

21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Debbi V · 25 Oct 2006, 18:45

Have you been peeking in my windows???

djfierce · 25 Oct 2006, 18:50

ok dare i ask what dust bunnies are?

Hypnobabe · 25 Oct 2006, 19:07

They're the balls of dust that collect under the bed or sofa when you don't hoover properly.... ahem... apparently, anyway....

djfierce · 25 Oct 2006, 20:22

oh ok thanx, no bunnies here i'm happy to report

JanT · 25 Oct 2006, 22:12

roflmao I could relate to most of that having two lads myself.

Hypnobabe · 26 Oct 2006, 00:40

One of my bestest friends bought me a fridge magnet (bearing in mind I've got two little boys myself) that says "Mothers of little boys work from son up to son down" - never a truer word spoken

*AndyK* · 26 Oct 2006, 14:45

Where can I get some Clorox?

KebLou · 26 Oct 2006, 15:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by AndyK

Where can I get some Clorox?

In America and Barbados... It's Bleach so just get some bleach.

SW31 · 27 Oct 2006, 02:12

well they have to learn somehow

JanT · 27 Oct 2006, 17:55

When they're about two years old, they discover something new to play with in the bath. They push it under the water, it comes bobbing back to the surface. They push it under again, it comes bobbing back up again. They grab it real tight and hold it under for ages, but as soon as they let it go, back it comes to the surface.

25 Oct 2006, 14:23	#1
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Things you find out when you have sons..... 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant. 4.) If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room. 5.) You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way. 6.) The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan. 7.) When you hear the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late. 8.) Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it. 9.) A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36-year old Man says they can only do it in the movies. 10.) Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy. 11.) Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence. 12.) Super glue is forever. 13.) No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water. 14.) Pool filters do not like Jell-O. 15.) VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do. 16.) Garbage bags do not make good parachutes. 17.) Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving. 18.) You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is. 19.) Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.. 20.) The fire department in Austin, TX has a 5-minute response time. 21.) The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy. 22.) It will, however, make cats dizzy. 23.) Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy. 24.) 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids. 25.) 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

25 Oct 2006, 18:45	#2
Debbi V Mega Loafer Join Date: 31.10.2003 Location: Mandeville, LA Posts: 1,364	Have you been peeking in my windows???

25 Oct 2006, 18:50	#3
djfierce Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2005 Location: Posts: 3,596	ok dare i ask what dust bunnies are?

25 Oct 2006, 19:07	#4
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	They're the balls of dust that collect under the bed or sofa when you don't hoover properly.... ahem... apparently, anyway....

25 Oct 2006, 20:22	#5
djfierce Mega Loafer Join Date: 15.06.2005 Location: Posts: 3,596	oh ok thanx, no bunnies here i'm happy to report

25 Oct 2006, 22:12	#6
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	roflmao I could relate to most of that having two lads myself.

26 Oct 2006, 00:40	#7
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	One of my bestest friends bought me a fridge magnet (bearing in mind I've got two little boys myself) that says "Mothers of little boys work from son up to son down" - never a truer word spoken

26 Oct 2006, 14:45	#8
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Where can I get some Clorox?

27 Oct 2006, 02:12	#10
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	well they have to learn somehow

27 Oct 2006, 17:55	#11
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	When they're about two years old, they discover something new to play with in the bath. They push it under the water, it comes bobbing back to the surface. They push it under again, it comes bobbing back up again. They grab it real tight and hold it under for ages, but as soon as they let it go, back it comes to the surface.