16 Jan 2007, 14:30
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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These are all REAL personal ads from a Isreali newspaper.
 Shmuel Gabbai, 36.I take out the Torah Saturday morning. Would like to take you out Saturday night. Please write POB 81. Couch potato latke in search of the right applesauce. Let's try it for 8 days. Who knows? POB 43 Divorced Jewish man seeks partner to attend shul light shabbos candles, celebrate holidays, build Sukkah together, attend brisses, bar mitzvahs - Religion not important. POB 658 Orthodox woman with get, seeks man who got get or can get get. Get it? I'll show you mine if you show me yours. POB 72. Sincere rabbinical student, 27, enjoys Yom Kippur, Tisha B'av, Taanis Esther, Tzom Gedalia, Asarah B'Teves, Shiva Asar b'Tammuz. Seeks companion for living life in the "fast" lane. POB 90. Yeshiva bochur, Torah scholar, long beard, payos. Seeks same in woman. POB 43. Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. POB 76 Female graduate student, studying kaballah, Zohar, exorcism of dybbuks, seeks mensch. No weirdos, please. POB 56. Jewish businessman, 49, manufactures Sabbath candles, Chanukah candles, havdallah candles, Yahrzeit candles. Seeks non-smoker. POB 787. Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made, looking for girl whose father will hire me. POB 22. Finally, I saved the best for last  I am a sensitive Jewish prince whom you can open your heart to, share your innermost thoughts and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I'll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please POB 86. |
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16 Jan 2007, 19:35
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Dam, they never printed mine!!!!!!!
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16 Jan 2007, 19:58
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On the other hand, You have different fingers
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Nor mine
 very nice finds
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16 Jan 2007, 23:24
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Mega Loafer
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how do you know they're real??
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16 Jan 2007, 23:38
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16 Jan 2007, 23:42
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Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half.
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Could YOU make this stuff up?  
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16 Jan 2007, 23:56
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Mega Loafer
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good point it has been said that art is just a watered down version of life lol so it must all be true thenlol |
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