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Old 25 Jan 2007, 12:14   #1
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BLAMESTORMING . Sitting around in a group, discussing why a deadline was missed or a project failed, and who was responsible.

SEAGULL MANAGER. A manager, who flies in, makes a lot of noise, craps on everything, and then leaves.

ASSMOSIS.The process by which people seem to absorb success and advancement by sucking up to the boss rather than working hard.

SALMON DAY. The experience of spending an entire day swimming upstream only to get screwed and die.

TESTICULATING. Waving your arms around and talking Bollocks.

CUBEFARM . An office filled with cubicles.

PRAIRIEDOGGING. When someone yells or drops something loudly in a cube farm, and people's heads pop up over the walls to see that's going on. (This also applies to applause for a promotion because there may be cake.)

SITCOMs. Single Income, Two Children, Oppressive Mortgage. What yuppies turn into when they have children and one of them stops working to stay home with the kids or start a "home business".

SINBAD. Single working girls. Single income, no boyfriend and desperate.

STRESSPUPPY. A person who seems to thrive on being stressed out and whiny.

PERCUSSIVEMAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.

ADMINISPHERE. The rarefied organisational layers beginning just above the rank and file. Decisions that fall from the "adminisphere" are often profoundly inappropriate or irrelevant to the problems they were designed to solve. This is often affiliated with the dreaded "administrivia" -
needless paperwork and processes.

404. Someone who's clueless. From the World Wide Web error message "404 Not Found," meaning that the requested document could not be located.

OHNOSECOND. That minuscule fraction of time in which you realize that you've just made a BIG mistake (e.g. you've hit 'reply all')

GOING FOR A McPOO. Entering a fast food restaurant with no intention of buying food, you're just going to the bog. If challenged by a pimply staff member, your declaration to them that you'll buy their food afterwards is known as a McPOO with Lies.

AEROPLANE BLONDE. One who has bleached/dyed her hair but still has a 'black box'.

AUSSIE KISS. Similar to a French Kiss, but given down under.

BEER COAT. The invisible but warm coat worn when walking home after a booze cruise at 3am .

BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.

GREYHOUND. A very short skirt, only an inch from the hare.

MILLENNIUM DOMES. The contents of a Wonderbra, i.e. extremely impressive when viewed from the outside, but there's actually naught in there worth seeing.

MONKEY BATH . A bath so hot, that when lowering yourself in, you go:"Oo!Oo!Oo! Aa!Aa!Aa!".

MYSTERY BUS. The bus that arrives at the pub on Friday night while you're in the toilet after your 10th pint, and whisks away all the unattractive people so the pub is suddenly packed with stunners when you come back in.

MYSTERY TAXI. The taxi that arrives at your place on Saturday morning before you wake up, whisks away the stunner you slept with, and leaves a 10-Pinter in your bed instead.

PICASSO BUM. A woman whose knickers are too small for her, so she looks like she's got four buttocks

SWAMP-DONKEY A deeply unattractive person
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 12:19   #2
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BEER COMPASS. The invisible device that ensures your safe arrival home after booze cruise, even though you're too drunk to remember where you live, how you got here, and where you've come from.

I got one of them and I'm soooooo pleased with it!!!!!!!
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 12:49   #3
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for the dutchies:

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Old 25 Jan 2007, 15:07   #4
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Finally...you're up to posting your own jokes!!!

Think I am out of work...

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Old 25 Jan 2007, 15:12   #5
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huh??? posting my own jokes??? what do you mean he hhahahaha...
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 16:37   #6
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huh??? posting my own jokes??? what do you mean he hhahahaha...
She means me.. i have mszee on an email list of people i send forwards to, so she sometimes posts them on here.

This one was sent to me by my boss.
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 16:37   #7
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huh??? posting my own jokes??? what do you mean he hhahahaha...
I was talking to allrevvedup...he knows what I am talking about...
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 16:44   #8
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I was talking to allrevvedup...he knows what I am talking about...
ooooh... sorry...

funny people you are hhahaha.
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 16:46   #9
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ooooh... sorry...

funny people you are hhahaha.
Funny haha or funny strange???
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 17:11   #10
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i'm usually both!
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 17:12   #11
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i'm usually both!
Guess me too...usually...
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 17:20   #12
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'You think i'm funny?...' Cue Joe Pesci Goodfellas scene!
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 18:00   #13
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'You think i'm funny?...' Cue Joe Pesci Goodfellas scene!

Oh don't you go on waving that pinky ring into my face!!!
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 18:58   #14
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didnt even know yet that 'booze cruise' was a word!

PS: Mike, is there any way to get on that ominous mailing list?
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 19:10   #15
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PERCUSSIVEMAINTENANCE. The fine art of whacking the crap out of an electronic device to get it to work again.
knew i was skilled at something
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 19:34   #16
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didnt even know yet that 'booze cruise' was a word!

PS: Mike, is there any way to get on that ominous mailing list?
of course there is...just leave €5000 in a brown paper bag in box no 43...
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 19:39   #17
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 23:33   #18
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I love the McPoo with lies one!! But i thought prairie dogging was something else!!
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 23:39   #19
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Love the SWAMP DONKEY
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Old 25 Jan 2007, 23:42   #20
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didnt even know yet that 'booze cruise' was a word!

PS: Mike, is there any way to get on that ominous mailing list?
Give you a clue...gotsa be a girl...
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