Thoughts for meglomaniacs.

**The Flying Mouse** · 23 Feb 2007, 20:41

Had a bit of a brainwave today

How to improve on the Blofeld Goon Disposal System.

As you might be aware, if you let Blofeld down he'll wait for you to get halfway over a bridge and then with the push of a foot pedal will have you fall through a trap door into a pond full of pirahna.

IMPROVMENT.

GOLDFISH.

Replace the pirahna with goldfish and hire only staff who are allergic to goldfish

Goldfish are cheaper, lower maintainance, and much easier to get hold of.

Fear that the good guy has infiltrated your legion of doom?

THrow him to the goldfish.

If he swells up, starts screaming in agony, and then dies, you know all is well with the world

If he just climbs out and says in a macho voice "I mock your goldfish", shoot him

The only bit that is a little bit tricky is when you go down to the job center to advertise for goons, and the job center guy wants to know why the successful candidate must be goldfish allergic

Unfortunatly, all this clever planning comes to nought, because apparently NOBODY in the world is allergic to goldfish

It's an animal that you CANNOT be allergic to in any way shape or form.

So I wasted my time, you wasted yours reading this, but at least we found out that we have no issues over owning goldfish

23 Feb 2007, 20:41	#1
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Thoughts for meglomaniacs. Had a bit of a brainwave today How to improve on the Blofeld Goon Disposal System. As you might be aware, if you let Blofeld down he'll wait for you to get halfway over a bridge and then with the push of a foot pedal will have you fall through a trap door into a pond full of pirahna. IMPROVMENT. GOLDFISH. Replace the pirahna with goldfish and hire only staff who are allergic to goldfish Goldfish are cheaper, lower maintainance, and much easier to get hold of. Fear that the good guy has infiltrated your legion of doom? THrow him to the goldfish. If he swells up, starts screaming in agony, and then dies, you know all is well with the world If he just climbs out and says in a macho voice "I mock your goldfish", shoot him The only bit that is a little bit tricky is when you go down to the job center to advertise for goons, and the job center guy wants to know why the successful candidate must be goldfish allergic Unfortunatly, all this clever planning comes to nought, because apparently NOBODY in the world is allergic to goldfish It's an animal that you CANNOT be allergic to in any way shape or form. So I wasted my time, you wasted yours reading this, but at least we found out that we have no issues over owning goldfish