Alternative story thread... - Page 21

Rockette · 30 Jun 2006, 15:28

On the very back of the limo was

Hypnobabe · 30 Jun 2006, 16:56

where Gaz landed, having been picked up by the errant breeze on his fall out of the window, and as luck would have it, the limo belonged to

L96 · 30 Jun 2006, 20:06

Brians long departed inflatable sheep (which had found fame and riches as a prop on Wheel Of Foortuuuuuune) who was coming to dinner with Julie and Gaz and had brought along

Rockette · 01 Jul 2006, 11:36

a haggis to cook on the outdoor woodfired oven.

Hypnobabe · 01 Jul 2006, 17:06

Unfortunately for all concerned, it had started to rain. Great, sheeting torrential rain, which soaked everything in the vicinity, including the barbecue.

Rockette · 02 Jul 2006, 04:05

*editor's note: a wood-fired oven is undercover

Notwithstanding, there was a definite air of excitment

Hypnobabe · 02 Jul 2006, 19:08

caused by Gaz's new healthy vegetarian diet.... or perhaps it was an air of

Rockette · 03 Jul 2006, 08:41

expectancy because

L96 · 03 Jul 2006, 11:21

the biennual outing of sceptic septic inspectors was rapidly approaching and

*AndyK* · 03 Jul 2006, 11:21

the rain had eased off and bright sunlight pierced the dull grey clouds, causing a rainbow to spread out across the horizon.

Hypnobabe · 03 Jul 2006, 11:56

The bright sunlight also caused all the rain-soaked objects in the garden to start steaming, and this gave Gaz and nasty steam burn, right on his

*AndyK* · 03 Jul 2006, 12:01

left ear,

Hypnobabe · 03 Jul 2006, 12:05

which made him scream like a girl.

*AndyK* · 03 Jul 2006, 12:08

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaargh" he screamed "my ear!"

Hypnobabe · 03 Jul 2006, 12:14

Gaz then stopped, re-read the previous postings, and realised his scream didn't sound particularly girly, so he had another go:

"Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! My ear!" he squealed...

*AndyK* · 03 Jul 2006, 12:16

Gaz, clearly not having heard the sort of girlie scream that is often heard in the north of England, Which generally consists of the letter A, screamed at apitch that breaks glass, frightens dogs and downs passing aircraft, then proceeeded to pass out in a huge flamboyant feint.

mszee · 03 Jul 2006, 12:19

Thinking that this may not be enough melodrama...he proceeded to get up, throw up...lay down and faint again...

L96 · 03 Jul 2006, 12:25

while his sporran headed off on an adventure of its own...

*AndyK* · 03 Jul 2006, 12:29

but that's irrelevant tot he story as the sporran was merely a passing character part of a sub-plot devised purely to distract the reader from the main thread of the action.

Hypnobabe · 03 Jul 2006, 12:30

along with the dish and the spoon who had decided that life in a nursery rhyme was just too much of a cliche, and they'd decided to spice things up a bit by having a threesome.

L96 · 03 Jul 2006, 12:31

with

mszee · 03 Jul 2006, 12:31

And as the dish and a spoon realized that they make only a twosome...they gave up on the idea of sex altogether...

*AndyK* · 03 Jul 2006, 12:34

and headed off to hunt down some wild porridge

L96 · 03 Jul 2006, 12:35

which was not found in the Alphabet movie story, but was found in

*AndyK* · 03 Jul 2006, 12:36

a shop, as it had been captured and domesticised.

30 Jun 2006, 15:28	#501
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	On the very back of the limo was

30 Jun 2006, 16:56	#502
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	where Gaz landed, having been picked up by the errant breeze on his fall out of the window, and as luck would have it, the limo belonged to

30 Jun 2006, 20:06	#503
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Brians long departed inflatable sheep (which had found fame and riches as a prop on Wheel Of Foortuuuuuune) who was coming to dinner with Julie and Gaz and had brought along

01 Jul 2006, 11:36	#504
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	a haggis to cook on the outdoor woodfired oven.

01 Jul 2006, 17:06	#505
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Unfortunately for all concerned, it had started to rain. Great, sheeting torrential rain, which soaked everything in the vicinity, including the barbecue.

02 Jul 2006, 04:05	#506
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	*editor's note: a wood-fired oven is undercover Notwithstanding, there was a definite air of excitment

02 Jul 2006, 19:08	#507
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	caused by Gaz's new healthy vegetarian diet.... or perhaps it was an air of

03 Jul 2006, 08:41	#508
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	expectancy because

03 Jul 2006, 11:21	#509
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	the biennual outing of sceptic septic inspectors was rapidly approaching and

03 Jul 2006, 11:21	#510
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	the rain had eased off and bright sunlight pierced the dull grey clouds, causing a rainbow to spread out across the horizon.

03 Jul 2006, 11:56	#511
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The bright sunlight also caused all the rain-soaked objects in the garden to start steaming, and this gave Gaz and nasty steam burn, right on his

03 Jul 2006, 12:01	#512
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	left ear,

03 Jul 2006, 12:05	#513
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	which made him scream like a girl.

03 Jul 2006, 12:08	#514
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa aaaargh" he screamed "my ear!"

03 Jul 2006, 12:14	#515
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Gaz then stopped, re-read the previous postings, and realised his scream didn't sound particularly girly, so he had another go: "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek! My ear!" he squealed...

03 Jul 2006, 12:16	#516
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Gaz, clearly not having heard the sort of girlie scream that is often heard in the north of England, Which generally consists of the letter A, screamed at apitch that breaks glass, frightens dogs and downs passing aircraft, then proceeeded to pass out in a huge flamboyant feint.

03 Jul 2006, 12:19	#517
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Thinking that this may not be enough melodrama...he proceeded to get up, throw up...lay down and faint again...

03 Jul 2006, 12:25	#518
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	while his sporran headed off on an adventure of its own...

03 Jul 2006, 12:29	#519
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	but that's irrelevant tot he story as the sporran was merely a passing character part of a sub-plot devised purely to distract the reader from the main thread of the action.

03 Jul 2006, 12:30	#520
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	along with the dish and the spoon who had decided that life in a nursery rhyme was just too much of a cliche, and they'd decided to spice things up a bit by having a threesome.

03 Jul 2006, 12:31	#521
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	with

03 Jul 2006, 12:31	#522
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	And as the dish and a spoon realized that they make only a twosome...they gave up on the idea of sex altogether...

03 Jul 2006, 12:34	#523
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	and headed off to hunt down some wild porridge

03 Jul 2006, 12:35	#524
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	which was not found in the Alphabet movie story, but was found in

03 Jul 2006, 12:36	#525
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	a shop, as it had been captured and domesticised.