The Church Of The Jewel In The Crown Of The Holy Sun - Page 7

mszee · 09 Jun 2006, 19:46

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Originally Posted by Lotus96

See how the ways of the BabBazz are traitorous and subtle? The evil one thinks that by masquerading and hiding its true intentions, it can influence and brainwash unbelievers, and receive wholehearted support from its servants, thus converting a new group to living dead brain fried zombies, and it stands a good chance of success, unless action is taken, and the likes of thineself promoting the nasty one in this place shalt only aid and abet it's intentions, begone oh messenger of evil, there ist no good cause good enough to promote the BabBazz, it is merely decieving the unbelievers into believing it is good, thus it's false messengers and false prophets can conivnce the world to follow, oh brethren, please avoid this thing, turn thine eyes to the Loaf whilst thee can, the third coming is almost upon us, damnation shalt follow for the non-believer, for even their Amazon account shalt be removed, and the Loaf shalt not forgive after the time hast past, thee need to support him from the beginning, not be a bandwagon jumper, and certainly not succumb to the falsehoods of the demon BabBazz and it's vile and gruesome and tricky ways.

*Puts "The Way We Were" into CD player full blast to drown out the preacher*

L96 · 09 Jun 2006, 19:54

PHILISTINE! HEATHEN! TRAITOROUS AND LECHEROUS ONE!!!

My heart and the heart of the Loaf are sorely troubled for thee, yea, we grieve for thee as one, for thee know not what thee do. Smite the BabBazz, oh gatekeeper of the pointed piano, lest this child invoke more curses, trouble and wrath than she means, eternal glory or agony awaits!

mszee · 09 Jun 2006, 20:02

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Originally Posted by Lotus96

PHILISTINE! HEATHEN! TRAITOROUS AND LECHEROUS ONE!!!

My heart and the heart of the Loaf are sorely troubled for thee, yea, we grieve for thee as one, for thee know not what thee do. Smite the BabBazz, oh gatekeeper of the pointed piano, lest this child invoke more curses, trouble and wrath than she means, eternal glory or agony awaits!

Hold your horses, preacher...

*Throws up while listening to the song and decides that even listening to a mad preacher is better than listening to this drivel*

L96 · 09 Jun 2006, 23:09

Ha, the power of the Loaf is mighty and all conquering, the omnipotent one can defend thee even when ye are not aware of his glorious prescence and influence, give up thanks to absolute lord Loaf for thine timely salvation, for twas he that saved thee from the BabBazz song of torture, and thee should thank him and believe, and support, for this is the way of the truth and the life, thee dost need to accept the Loaf, thy eternal salvation can only come from the Meat, or suffer the consequences, the howling, the agony, the screaming, the burning, the raging thirst, the insatiable hunger, the fetid air, the living dead, the ghouls, the demons, thy nightmares come true, for all of immortal time, sinner.

mszee · 10 Jun 2006, 05:30

Verily, verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sheep.

The veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom. — Loaf ... hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God. — The way into the holiest of all was not yet made manifest, while as the first tabernacle was yet standing.

I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture.

No man cometh unto the Father, but by me. — Through him we ... have access by one Spirit unto the Father. Now therefore ye are no more strangers and foreigners, but fellowcitizens with the saints, and of the household of God. — Having ... boldness to enter into the holiest by the blood of Loaf, by a new and living way, which he hath consecrated for us, through the veil, that is to say, his flesh. — We have peace with God through our Lord Loaf: by whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God.

L96 · 10 Jun 2006, 06:10

Evangalist.

mszee · 10 Jun 2006, 06:13

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Originally Posted by Lotus96

Evangalist.

is that a dirty word?

L96 · 10 Jun 2006, 06:33

Begone from this place, oh traitorous one, take thy BabBazz messages away from this Loafy shrine, lest thee be condemned to eternal trials, long after thee has left this mortal coil, for thine eyeballs shalt be plucked out by the claw of the raven, stewed as a feast, thy toes and fingers shall fester on thy body as thee leave trails of pus and blood behind thee, thy gangrenous tongue shalt drop off, to be torn apart and swallowed by hideous reptilian creatures, winged with fire and breathing air so rotten thy hair shall curl and drop out, thy limbs and nose shalt wither and crumble, falling from the face and body and returning to the dust from whence they came, shall be an agonising process, and just when thee think 'tis nearly over, then lo, twill begin anew, and thine suffering shall grow greater for each trial, for thee shalt have more nerves and more pain in every regrowth, though the Pheonix may rise from the ashes, the blasphemous are fated to never rise, but to spend all eternity in the agonies of damnation.

mszee · 10 Jun 2006, 06:37

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Originally Posted by Lotus96

Begone from this place, oh traitorous one, take thy BabBazz messages away from this Loafy shrine, lest thee be condemned to eternal trials, long after thee has left this mortal coil, for thine eyeballs shalt be plucked out by the claw of the raven, stewed as a feast, thy toes and fingers shall fester on thy body as thee leave trails of pus and blood behind thee, thy gangrenous tongue shalt drop off, to be torn apart and swallowed by hideous reptilian creatures, winged with fire and breathing air so rotten thy hair shall curl and drop out, thy limbs and nose shalt wither and crumble, falling from the face and body and returning to the dust from whence they came, shall be an agonising process, and just when thee think 'tis nearly over, then lo, twill begin anew, and thine suffering shall grow greater for each trial, for thee shalt have more nerves and more pain in every regrowth, though the Pheonix may rise from the ashes, the blasphemous are fated to never rise, but to spend all eternity in the agonies of damnation.

L96 · 10 Jun 2006, 06:45

Begone from this place, oh traitorous one, take thy BabBazz messages away from this Loafy shrine, lest thee be condemned to eternal trials, long after thee has left this mortal coil, for thine eyeballs shalt be plucked out by the claw of the raven, stewed as a feast, thy toes and fingers shall fester on thy body as thee leave trails of pus and blood behind thee, thy gangrenous tongue shalt drop off, to be torn apart and swallowed by hideous reptilian creatures, winged with fire and breathing air so rotten thy hair shall curl and drop out, thy limbs and nose shalt wither and crumble, falling from the face and body and returning to the dust from whence they came, shall be an agonising process, and just when thee think 'tis nearly over, then lo, twill begin anew, and thine suffering shall grow greater for each trial, for thee shalt have more nerves and more pain in every regrowth, though the Pheonix may rise from the ashes, the blasphemous are fated to never rise, but to spend all eternity in the agonies of damnation.

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Jun 2006, 12:23

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Originally Posted by Lotus96

PHILISTINE! HEATHEN! TRAITOROUS AND LECHEROUS ONE!!!

Well why do you think I married her?

L96 · 10 Jun 2006, 12:31

Pah.

mszee · 10 Jun 2006, 16:21

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well why do you think I married her?

I have no idea....WHY???

**The Flying Mouse** · 10 Jun 2006, 17:06

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Originally Posted by mszee

I have no idea....WHY???

Well it had been roumered that I married you in a cheap publicity stunt to win the most flirtatious poster award

Something I catagorily DENY.
Brad and Angelina had the same problem you know

True story.

Actually I married you for your wonderful personality

mszee · 10 Jun 2006, 21:46

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well it had been roumered that I married you in a cheap publicity stunt to win the most flirtatious poster award

Something I catagorily DENY.
Brad and Angelina had the same problem you know

True story.

Actually I married you for your wonderful personality

I knew it was too good to be true...cheap publicity stunt??? Where was this published - "MLUKFC Daily News"???

Brad and Angelina had a problem...oh yeah...that's how they wound up with that new baby...I am not into THAT kind of problem if you really must know

My personality lives to serve and entertain you, dear...

P.S. I am surprised preacher didn't say anything about hell today yet...do you really think that our love conquers all???

L96 · 11 Jun 2006, 04:38

Oh, brethren in the Loaf, 'tis a most sad day indeed. For one amongst us, one of the staunchest, most dedicated, committed Loafers, one of our own brethren, a valued member of the community, a pillar of our society, and one of the leaders in Meaty ways has fallen prey to the perilous BabBazz and its evil ways, it has snuck in to her mind, and corrupted it when least expected. Thee are told this, fellow Loafers, as an example of the pitfalls that may befall thee if ye let down thine guard for a moment, and so that thee can assist in tendering to our courageous sister, in this, her hour of need, for surely she needs us now, and needs the grace of the Loaf and the mercy of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to assist out of this trap into which she has fallen, for with the strength and support of the Loafers, she can be revived, and returned to this earth, this may also be a test for the rest of ye, to ascertain which of thee truly love thy brethren in the Loaf, and, indeed, the Loaf himself.

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Jun 2006, 12:50

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Originally Posted by mszee

I knew it was too good to be true...cheap publicity stunt??? Where was this published - "MLUKFC Daily News"???

Vicious lies all of it dear

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Originally Posted by mszee

Brad and Angelina had a problem...oh yeah...that's how they wound up with that new baby...I am not into THAT kind of problem if you really must know

Oh god no

Can you just imagine what the kids would be like?

They'd scare the crap out of Ghengis Khan

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Originally Posted by mszee

My personality lives to serve and entertain you, dear...

Yes.Yes it does

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Originally Posted by mszee

P.S. I am surprised preacher didn't say anything about hell today yet...do you really think that our love conquers all???

I'm sure it'll conqour all that is set against it darling

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 18:55

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Vicious lies all of it dear

Right...uh uh...

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Oh god no

Can you just imagine what the kids would be like?

They'd scare the crap out of Ghengis Khan

Why would you insult our unborn children so??? But yeah...our children probably would scare even us...*ponders*

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Yes.Yes it does

Ahem...that's for me to know and for you to find out...

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

I'm sure it'll conqour all that is set against it darling

Even our love is a fat rotten *******, eh?

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Jun 2006, 19:00

Right...uh uh...

I don't detect a note of sinacism do I my sweet?

Why would you insult our unborn children so??? But yeah...our children probably would scare even us...*ponders*

Yeah, scary thought isn't it?

Ahem...that's for me to know and for you to find out...

I look forward to it

Even our love is a fat rotten *******, eh?

No dear, that's not our love, that's the groom

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 19:03

http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpos...91&postcount=1

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Jun 2006, 19:04

Eh?

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 19:08

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Right...uh uh...

I don't detect a note of sinacism do I my sweet?

Sarcasm??? Moi???

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Why would you insult our unborn children so??? But yeah...our children probably would scare even us...*ponders*

Yeah, scary thought isn't it?

Scary isn't a word...

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I look forward to it

Should I mention here that objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are???

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No dear, that's not our love, that's the groom

Heck...with me sitting here all day on my butt I will join the army of fat rotten b-----s soon

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 19:10

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Eh?

Gotta go...check out the link in that thread...it's great!!! YOu should learn from these guys!!!

**The Flying Mouse** · 11 Jun 2006, 19:11

Sarcasm??? Moi???

No dear, never YOU

*now THAT'S sarcasm

*

Scary isn't a word...

Well you must be pretty fearless to go with the wedding.

Should I mention here that objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are???

Where?

Heck...with me sitting here all day on my butt I will join the army of fat rotten b-----s soon

Don't worry dear.I'm sure you'll get the hang of it

mszee · 11 Jun 2006, 23:48

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

No dear, never YOU

*now THAT'S sarcasm

*

You do know that if I hit you it will hurt?

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Well you must be pretty fearless to go with the wedding.

well...no comment...as usual...you leave me speechless

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Should I mention here that objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are???

Where?

Where what???

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Originally Posted by THE FLYING MOUSE

Heck...with me sitting here all day on my butt I will join the army of fat rotten b-----s soon

Don't worry dear.I'm sure you'll get the hang of it

Nah...I'd rather go to the gym...you will be the one for both of us...

11 Jun 2006, 04:38	#166
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Breathe, tink, joke. Oh, brethren in the Loaf, 'tis a most sad day indeed. For one amongst us, one of the staunchest, most dedicated, committed Loafers, one of our own brethren, a valued member of the community, a pillar of our society, and one of the leaders in Meaty ways has fallen prey to the perilous BabBazz and its evil ways, it has snuck in to her mind, and corrupted it when least expected. Thee are told this, fellow Loafers, as an example of the pitfalls that may befall thee if ye let down thine guard for a moment, and so that thee can assist in tendering to our courageous sister, in this, her hour of need, for surely she needs us now, and needs the grace of the Loaf and the mercy of the gatekeeper of the pointed piano to assist out of this trap into which she has fallen, for with the strength and support of the Loafers, she can be revived, and returned to this earth, this may also be a test for the rest of ye, to ascertain which of thee truly love thy brethren in the Loaf, and, indeed, the Loaf himself.

09 Jun 2006, 19:54	#152
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	PHILISTINE! HEATHEN! TRAITOROUS AND LECHEROUS ONE!!! My heart and the heart of the Loaf are sorely troubled for thee, yea, we grieve for thee as one, for thee know not what thee do. Smite the BabBazz, oh gatekeeper of the pointed piano, lest this child invoke more curses, trouble and wrath than she means, eternal glory or agony awaits!

09 Jun 2006, 23:09	#154
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Ha, the power of the Loaf is mighty and all conquering, the omnipotent one can defend thee even when ye are not aware of his glorious prescence and influence, give up thanks to absolute lord Loaf for thine timely salvation, for twas he that saved thee from the BabBazz song of torture, and thee should thank him and believe, and support, for this is the way of the truth and the life, thee dost need to accept the Loaf, thy eternal salvation can only come from the Meat, or suffer the consequences, the howling, the agony, the screaming, the burning, the raging thirst, the insatiable hunger, the fetid air, the living dead, the ghouls, the demons, thy nightmares come true, for all of immortal time, sinner.

10 Jun 2006, 05:30	#155
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Verily, verily, I say unto you, I am the door of the sheep. The veil of the temple was rent in twain from the top to the bottom. — Loaf ... hath once suffered for sins, the just for the unjust, that he might bring us to God. — The way into the holiest of all was not yet made manifest, while as the first tabernacle was yet standing. I am the door: by me if any man enter in, he shall be saved, and shall go in and out, and find pasture. No man cometh unto the Father, but by me. — Through him we ... have access by one Spirit unto the Father. Now therefore ye are no more strangers and foreigners, but fellowcitizens with the saints, and of the household of God. — Having ... boldness to enter into the holiest by the blood of Loaf, by a new and living way, which he hath consecrated for us, through the veil, that is to say, his flesh. — We have peace with God through our Lord Loaf: by whom also we have access by faith into this grace wherein we stand, and rejoice in hope of the glory of God.

10 Jun 2006, 06:10	#156
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Evangalist.

10 Jun 2006, 06:33	#158
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Begone from this place, oh traitorous one, take thy BabBazz messages away from this Loafy shrine, lest thee be condemned to eternal trials, long after thee has left this mortal coil, for thine eyeballs shalt be plucked out by the claw of the raven, stewed as a feast, thy toes and fingers shall fester on thy body as thee leave trails of pus and blood behind thee, thy gangrenous tongue shalt drop off, to be torn apart and swallowed by hideous reptilian creatures, winged with fire and breathing air so rotten thy hair shall curl and drop out, thy limbs and nose shalt wither and crumble, falling from the face and body and returning to the dust from whence they came, shall be an agonising process, and just when thee think 'tis nearly over, then lo, twill begin anew, and thine suffering shall grow greater for each trial, for thee shalt have more nerves and more pain in every regrowth, though the Pheonix may rise from the ashes, the blasphemous are fated to never rise, but to spend all eternity in the agonies of damnation.

10 Jun 2006, 06:45	#160
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Begone from this place, oh traitorous one, take thy BabBazz messages away from this Loafy shrine, lest thee be condemned to eternal trials, long after thee has left this mortal coil, for thine eyeballs shalt be plucked out by the claw of the raven, stewed as a feast, thy toes and fingers shall fester on thy body as thee leave trails of pus and blood behind thee, thy gangrenous tongue shalt drop off, to be torn apart and swallowed by hideous reptilian creatures, winged with fire and breathing air so rotten thy hair shall curl and drop out, thy limbs and nose shalt wither and crumble, falling from the face and body and returning to the dust from whence they came, shall be an agonising process, and just when thee think 'tis nearly over, then lo, twill begin anew, and thine suffering shall grow greater for each trial, for thee shalt have more nerves and more pain in every regrowth, though the Pheonix may rise from the ashes, the blasphemous are fated to never rise, but to spend all eternity in the agonies of damnation.

10 Jun 2006, 12:31	#162
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Pah.

11 Jun 2006, 19:00	#169
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Right...uh uh... I don't detect a note of sinacism do I my sweet? Why would you insult our unborn children so??? But yeah...our children probably would scare even us...ponders Yeah, scary thought isn't it? Ahem...that's for me to know and for you to find out... I look forward to it Even our love is a fat rotten *****, eh? No dear, that's not our love, that's the groom

11 Jun 2006, 19:03	#170
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	http://www.mlukfc.com/forums/showpos...91&postcount=1

11 Jun 2006, 19:04	#171
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Eh?

11 Jun 2006, 19:11	#174
The Flying Mouse Armed ba$tard and Jo's other half. Join Date: 06.08.2002 Location: In the middle of nowhere near the end of the line. Posts: 16,104	Sarcasm??? Moi??? No dear, never YOU now THAT'S sarcasm Scary isn't a word... Well you must be pretty fearless to go with the wedding. Should I mention here that objects in the rearview mirror may appear closer than they are??? Where? Heck...with me sitting here all day on my butt I will join the army of fat rotten b-----s soon Don't worry dear.I'm sure you'll get the hang of it