What would you do if Meat Loaf knocked on your door?

JanT · 12 Oct 2006, 22:46

This afternoon someone came to my door, he looked official, had the uniform and the van etc. I asked him for his ID but he had none so I wouldn't let him in the house. He went away and a couple of hours later he returned with Identification. I let him in and within ten minutes he had fixed the sticking door.

My kids were in tucks. My 13 year old asked me what I'd do if Meat Loaf came knocking on our door. My 15 year old said "She'd stand there gawping at him for half an hour then ask him for his ID." My 17 year old said, "And if he didn't have any on him she'd send him away to go get some.", my 13 year old then said "and she'd keep the kettle topped up and on boil until he got back with it."

I didn't realize my kids thought I was so stupid!

MeatGrl1 · 12 Oct 2006, 22:53

If Meat knocked on my door??

Shocked and probably pass out!

!!!

Eddie's Teddy · 12 Oct 2006, 23:01

I'd invite him in of course

**Monstro** · 13 Oct 2006, 00:36

Nothing, my door bell doesn't work

MeatGrl1 · 13 Oct 2006, 01:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Loafer39

Nothing, my door bell doesn't work

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

duke knooby · 13 Oct 2006, 01:13

id be surprised to find any food knocking on my door

gotham_child · 13 Oct 2006, 23:26

wouldnt u like to know....hehehe

Alex · 14 Oct 2006, 01:24

If Meat knocked on my door I'd tell him off for ignoring my piggin' doorbell which took hours to setup and everyone simply ignores! Damn irritiating I'll tell you! Especially when they moan I don't hear them knock!

Rockette · 14 Oct 2006, 10:59

I'd look around for the candid camera

Eddie's Teddy · 14 Oct 2006, 11:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

If Meat knocked on my door I'd tell him off for ignoring my piggin' doorbell which took hours to setup and everyone simply ignores! Damn irritiating I'll tell you! Especially when they moan I don't hear them knock!

You should put a sign up up saying "please use my piggin' doorbell" next to it.

L96 · 14 Oct 2006, 12:20

I'd remove the guard cat wrapped around Meat's ankle.

**RadioMaster** · 14 Oct 2006, 12:42

I´d clear the problems I´ve got with all these ******* managers with him personally.

wenners · 14 Oct 2006, 12:58

I would make him sing for he's tea.

And if he was no good he would go hungry

Cathie · 15 Oct 2006, 20:54

Panic

needmoremeat · 15 Oct 2006, 21:23

Wonder what he's doing in my little corner of the world.
Then invite him in for a cuppa of course!

Emily · 15 Oct 2006, 21:40

hide behind the sofa........ lol!!!

clpmss · 15 Oct 2006, 22:12

scream then have a heart attack.

PanicLord · 15 Oct 2006, 22:24

I would demand that he does a live recording of IGLHFBOU - it's the best song in the whole damn world, why doesn't he do it live?

mszee · 15 Oct 2006, 22:57

I would be shocked...

Then look closer

and say...

NEIL, QUIT FOOLING AROUND, YOU DARN FLYING MOUSE!!!!

P.S. Oh yes...I am blind as a bat...I wouldn't know Meat Loaf from my mailman at first sight

Skeleton · 16 Oct 2006, 12:23

If Meat would come into my door, I would ask him to wait until I have cleand up my apartment.. There is horrible mess: loundry on the floor and I think I´d have to do the dishes..

But serious speaking I really would burst out crying or have a heartattack..

Hypnobabe · 16 Oct 2006, 14:15

I'd ask him what the hell he's doing in Cambridgeshire when he's got a gig on tonight!!!! Then I'd cadge a lift down in the tour bus....

12 Oct 2006, 22:46	#1
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	What would you do if Meat Loaf knocked on your door? This afternoon someone came to my door, he looked official, had the uniform and the van etc. I asked him for his ID but he had none so I wouldn't let him in the house. He went away and a couple of hours later he returned with Identification. I let him in and within ten minutes he had fixed the sticking door. My kids were in tucks. My 13 year old asked me what I'd do if Meat Loaf came knocking on our door. My 15 year old said "She'd stand there gawping at him for half an hour then ask him for his ID." My 17 year old said, "And if he didn't have any on him she'd send him away to go get some.", my 13 year old then said "and she'd keep the kettle topped up and on boil until he got back with it." I didn't realize my kids thought I was so stupid!

12 Oct 2006, 22:53	#2
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	If Meat knocked on my door?? Shocked and probably pass out! !!!

12 Oct 2006, 23:01	#3
Eddie's Teddy Super Loafer Join Date: 17.08.2006 Location: scotland Posts: 235	I'd invite him in of course

13 Oct 2006, 00:36	#4
Monstro Promoted to Wario's spellchecker Join Date: 17.09.2005 Location: London Posts: 12,947	Nothing, my door bell doesn't work

13 Oct 2006, 01:13	#6
duke knooby Mega Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Location: belfast Posts: 17,888	id be surprised to find any food knocking on my door

13 Oct 2006, 23:26	#7
gotham_child Super Loafer Join Date: 21.07.2006 Location: Midlands UK Posts: 233	wouldnt u like to know....hehehe

14 Oct 2006, 01:24	#8
Alex Ooh weee ooOOoh! Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: In the Land of the Manc's Posts: 445	If Meat knocked on my door I'd tell him off for ignoring my piggin' doorbell which took hours to setup and everyone simply ignores! Damn irritiating I'll tell you! Especially when they moan I don't hear them knock!

14 Oct 2006, 10:59	#9
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	I'd look around for the candid camera

14 Oct 2006, 12:20	#11
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	I'd remove the guard cat wrapped around Meat's ankle.

14 Oct 2006, 12:42	#12
RadioMaster The German Join Date: 11.03.2006 Location: some kind of hunting lodge for rich weirdos... Posts: 15,778	I´d clear the problems I´ve got with all these ******* managers with him personally.

14 Oct 2006, 12:58	#13
wenners Senior Loafer Join Date: 24.06.2005 Posts: 182	I would make him sing for he's tea. And if he was no good he would go hungry

15 Oct 2006, 20:54	#14
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	Panic

15 Oct 2006, 21:23	#15
needmoremeat Mega Loafer Join Date: 23.11.2003 Location: Sunderland, UK Posts: 1,416	Wonder what he's doing in my little corner of the world. Then invite him in for a cuppa of course!

15 Oct 2006, 21:40	#16
Emily Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.12.2003 Location: N.I Posts: 1,085	hide behind the sofa........ lol!!!

15 Oct 2006, 22:12	#17
clpmss Anything for Sir Meat Loaf Join Date: 24.09.2005 Location: New Jersey Posts: 644	scream then have a heart attack.

15 Oct 2006, 22:24	#18
PanicLord Mega Loafer Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: At The End Of The Line Posts: 2,651	I would demand that he does a live recording of IGLHFBOU - it's the best song in the whole damn world, why doesn't he do it live?

15 Oct 2006, 22:57	#19
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	I would be shocked... Then look closer and say... NEIL, QUIT FOOLING AROUND, YOU DARN FLYING MOUSE!!!! P.S. Oh yes...I am blind as a bat...I wouldn't know Meat Loaf from my mailman at first sight

16 Oct 2006, 12:23	#20
Skeleton Mega Loafer Join Date: 13.10.2003 Location: Grinning, Ducking & Running Posts: 3,668	If Meat would come into my door, I would ask him to wait until I have cleand up my apartment.. There is horrible mess: loundry on the floor and I think I´d have to do the dishes.. But serious speaking I really would burst out crying or have a heartattack..

16 Oct 2006, 14:15	#21
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	I'd ask him what the hell he's doing in Cambridgeshire when he's got a gig on tonight!!!! Then I'd cadge a lift down in the tour bus....