Alternative story thread... - Page 12

Ben · 13 May 2006, 21:36

but couldnt remember where he had parked it

Ross · 14 May 2006, 15:25

so the hunt was on to find the smartcar before the papperazzi got back....

Ben · 14 May 2006, 15:27

from the jungle where they had been sleeping

Leah · 14 May 2006, 16:47

However as it turned out..

Ben · 14 May 2006, 17:55

they didnt get any sleep at all because..

Rockette · 15 May 2006, 07:35

a pack of marauding wild dogs suddenly appeared from the now soggy fields of wheat and chased them into the jungle. There they huddled for what seemed hours trying to

*AndyK* · 15 May 2006, 11:03

work out what had happened, it had started off as such a nice day,

Rockette · 15 May 2006, 12:37

but that was long ago, and it was far away

*AndyK* · 15 May 2006, 12:41

and since things had gone from bad to worse a small number of the paparazzi were seriously thinking of a career change;

Rockette · 15 May 2006, 12:42

perhaps weather reporting. Maybe even dog obedience training seeing that so many of them

Hypnobabe · 15 May 2006, 12:43

the idea of a job which meant staying safely indoors away from jungles, dogs, rain and especially jam was incredibly appealing. The smart car mystery was solved when

Rockette · 15 May 2006, 12:47

the smart car came rumbling down the road all by itself. It shuddered to a stop at the sight of

*AndyK* · 15 May 2006, 12:50

a small speed bump, which scared the life out of it's non-existant suspension and plastic panels.

Rockette · 15 May 2006, 12:52

which was pretty hard to do seeing it had no suspension to be scared out of in the first place. Still the plastic parts were definitely showing signs of

*AndyK* · 15 May 2006, 12:54

melting in the hot sunshine which had suddenly broken through the incessant rain.

Rockette · 15 May 2006, 12:56

But then, the rain in Spain does fall mainly in the plain. However, the progressively uglier Brian, was now becoming quite

*AndyK* · 15 May 2006, 13:01

hungry

Rockette · 15 May 2006, 13:07

because the last of the jam was now all gone. Julia had taken an enormous picnic basket to the beach with her in the smart car (which was buckling) and fuel prices continued to be worrisome.

It was now well and truly time for Brian to remove the samurai sword from the loungeroom wall and

*AndyK* · 15 May 2006, 13:08

use it to clean his fingernails, which had got very grubby in all the excitement. He did consider committing Hari-Kari, but to be honest, that would be an unfortunate and premature end to the hero of this Alternative Story wouldn't it?

Rockette · 15 May 2006, 13:11

But then again, as Brian skillflully cleaned his nails, he mused that

*AndyK* · 15 May 2006, 13:31

, as the birds had stopped twittering in the trees outside and the corn wasn't swaying in the breeze anymore, his writers had seriously lost the plot, if (he thought) they ever had it in the first place anyway.

Hypnobabe · 15 May 2006, 15:38

Having been made aware of Brian's feelings in this matter, the writers pulled their pants on outside their tights, (some with better results than others, it must be said - you know who you are!) fished out the shiny spandex catsuits, wet-look leather superhero costumes and assorted capes, and got down to business. In no time at all, Brian found himself

*AndyK* · 15 May 2006, 15:40

wondering what the hell he'd let himself in for, one minute he's being written for by a bunch of almost respectable people, the next it's a bunch of psychadelically cross dressed loonies with their pants on outside their clothes,

Hypnobabe · 15 May 2006, 15:56

not to mention the delusions of grandeur! Julie, in the meantime, was

*AndyK* · 15 May 2006, 15:59

starting to dry out, after the episode in the dishwasher and the subsequent deluge of rainfall, as she towelled her hair dry she hoped that the writers woiuld finally see fit to involve her in the bodice ripping beautiful heroine part she'd been promised by her agent.

13 May 2006, 21:36	#276
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	but couldnt remember where he had parked it

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Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	so the hunt was on to find the smartcar before the papperazzi got back....

14 May 2006, 15:27	#278
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	from the jungle where they had been sleeping

14 May 2006, 16:47	#279
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	However as it turned out..

14 May 2006, 17:55	#280
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	they didnt get any sleep at all because..

15 May 2006, 07:35	#281
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	a pack of marauding wild dogs suddenly appeared from the now soggy fields of wheat and chased them into the jungle. There they huddled for what seemed hours trying to

15 May 2006, 11:03	#282
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	work out what had happened, it had started off as such a nice day,

15 May 2006, 12:37	#283
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	but that was long ago, and it was far away

15 May 2006, 12:41	#284
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	and since things had gone from bad to worse a small number of the paparazzi were seriously thinking of a career change;

15 May 2006, 12:42	#285
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	perhaps weather reporting. Maybe even dog obedience training seeing that so many of them

15 May 2006, 12:43	#286
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	the idea of a job which meant staying safely indoors away from jungles, dogs, rain and especially jam was incredibly appealing. The smart car mystery was solved when

15 May 2006, 12:47	#287
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	the smart car came rumbling down the road all by itself. It shuddered to a stop at the sight of

15 May 2006, 12:50	#288
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	a small speed bump, which scared the life out of it's non-existant suspension and plastic panels.

15 May 2006, 12:52	#289
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	which was pretty hard to do seeing it had no suspension to be scared out of in the first place. Still the plastic parts were definitely showing signs of

15 May 2006, 12:54	#290
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	melting in the hot sunshine which had suddenly broken through the incessant rain.

15 May 2006, 12:56	#291
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	But then, the rain in Spain does fall mainly in the plain. However, the progressively uglier Brian, was now becoming quite

15 May 2006, 13:01	#292
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	hungry

15 May 2006, 13:07	#293
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	because the last of the jam was now all gone. Julia had taken an enormous picnic basket to the beach with her in the smart car (which was buckling) and fuel prices continued to be worrisome. It was now well and truly time for Brian to remove the samurai sword from the loungeroom wall and

15 May 2006, 13:08	#294
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	use it to clean his fingernails, which had got very grubby in all the excitement. He did consider committing Hari-Kari, but to be honest, that would be an unfortunate and premature end to the hero of this Alternative Story wouldn't it?

15 May 2006, 13:11	#295
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	But then again, as Brian skillflully cleaned his nails, he mused that

15 May 2006, 13:31	#296
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	, as the birds had stopped twittering in the trees outside and the corn wasn't swaying in the breeze anymore, his writers had seriously lost the plot, if (he thought) they ever had it in the first place anyway.

15 May 2006, 15:38	#297
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Having been made aware of Brian's feelings in this matter, the writers pulled their pants on outside their tights, (some with better results than others, it must be said - you know who you are!) fished out the shiny spandex catsuits, wet-look leather superhero costumes and assorted capes, and got down to business. In no time at all, Brian found himself

15 May 2006, 15:40	#298
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	wondering what the hell he'd let himself in for, one minute he's being written for by a bunch of almost respectable people, the next it's a bunch of psychadelically cross dressed loonies with their pants on outside their clothes,

15 May 2006, 15:56	#299
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	not to mention the delusions of grandeur! Julie, in the meantime, was

15 May 2006, 15:59	#300
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	starting to dry out, after the episode in the dishwasher and the subsequent deluge of rainfall, as she towelled her hair dry she hoped that the writers woiuld finally see fit to involve her in the bodice ripping beautiful heroine part she'd been promised by her agent.