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L96 · 22 May 2006, 11:35

which neither Victoria, nor Berkshire, meaning it was in the state of

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 11:36

Fortunately she had adequate insurance coverage for the massive repair job, otherwise she would still be

*AndyK* · 22 May 2006, 11:41

sitting in a wreck on the highway. Brian meanwhile,

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 11:43

found himself unceremoniously drawn back into the storyline by a hairy

*AndyK* · 22 May 2006, 11:49

Australian

dottie · 22 May 2006, 12:24

"g'day cobber" he uttered, "hows the billabong today? Its fair dinkum I trust"

L96 · 22 May 2006, 12:30

"Carn, fair suck of the sav, that your best dinkum lingo, me fritz?" came th prompt response, thoroughly confusing Brian, who thought it might be best to emigrate to

*AndyK* · 22 May 2006, 12:38

Moldovia, but he didn't know where it was, nor had he found his jacket yet, so he figured it was best to resume his search.

dottie · 22 May 2006, 12:51

and thought he might find his jacket in the field of spuds over yonder..

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 12:59

but then he was minded that the jacket indeed had been left in the pub. He knew the item for which he so fervently searched was not in either of the outside pockets, so he began to inspect the items in the inside breast pockets. He was eventually rewarded for his eternal patience, which he only just acquired ten minutes earlier, when he joyfully removed the piece of paper that contained the meaning of life on it.

Remarkably it had the very faint smell of apricot jam and

*AndyK* · 22 May 2006, 12:59

of spuds. Wiping the mud off his hands and knees he

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 13:03

wondered how they actually had mud on them,seeing he was in the pub cadging drinks out of his dear old mum/dad. Perhaps there was a freaky pervert running around the pub smearing mud randomly on the patrons apparel. Brian really didn't care to think on it too long. Because now he really needed to

*AndyK* · 22 May 2006, 13:05

answer the call of nature

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 13:08

and then depart the pub to make his way to the railway station at

*AndyK* · 22 May 2006, 13:09

7.45, as he had to catch the 7.50 express to

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 13:14

Moldivia, way out west where the sun never sets. He was very excited by this prospect as he

dottie · 22 May 2006, 13:14

the fells in peterborough to buy the bulbs for next years tulips

L96 · 22 May 2006, 13:19

which lead to an interesting dilemma, not to mention an argument, as to which of his personalities was travelling to what destination. This was resolved by

*AndyK* · 22 May 2006, 13:20

one of the writers, who

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 13:21

is far better with words than Brian

L96 · 22 May 2006, 13:21

which isn't difficult

Rockette · 22 May 2006, 13:24

But Brian is a wiz with the dialect of mumble

*AndyK* · 22 May 2006, 13:25

the question remained though as to which writer would step into the breach? This particular one needed a comfort break so was stepping out for a moment,

L96 · 22 May 2006, 13:26

unfortunately forgetting he was on the 7th floor....

*AndyK* · 22 May 2006, 13:27

but, not forgetting that he didn't need to step out that far ...

22 May 2006, 11:35	#376
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	which neither Victoria, nor Berkshire, meaning it was in the state of

22 May 2006, 11:36	#377
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Fortunately she had adequate insurance coverage for the massive repair job, otherwise she would still be

22 May 2006, 11:41	#378
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	sitting in a wreck on the highway. Brian meanwhile,

22 May 2006, 11:43	#379
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	found himself unceremoniously drawn back into the storyline by a hairy

22 May 2006, 11:49	#380
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Australian

22 May 2006, 12:24	#381
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	"g'day cobber" he uttered, "hows the billabong today? Its fair dinkum I trust"

22 May 2006, 12:30	#382
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	"Carn, fair suck of the sav, that your best dinkum lingo, me fritz?" came th prompt response, thoroughly confusing Brian, who thought it might be best to emigrate to

22 May 2006, 12:38	#383
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Moldovia, but he didn't know where it was, nor had he found his jacket yet, so he figured it was best to resume his search.

22 May 2006, 12:51	#384
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	and thought he might find his jacket in the field of spuds over yonder..

22 May 2006, 12:59	#385
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	but then he was minded that the jacket indeed had been left in the pub. He knew the item for which he so fervently searched was not in either of the outside pockets, so he began to inspect the items in the inside breast pockets. He was eventually rewarded for his eternal patience, which he only just acquired ten minutes earlier, when he joyfully removed the piece of paper that contained the meaning of life on it. Remarkably it had the very faint smell of apricot jam and

22 May 2006, 12:59	#386
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	of spuds. Wiping the mud off his hands and knees he

22 May 2006, 13:03	#387
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	wondered how they actually had mud on them,seeing he was in the pub cadging drinks out of his dear old mum/dad. Perhaps there was a freaky pervert running around the pub smearing mud randomly on the patrons apparel. Brian really didn't care to think on it too long. Because now he really needed to

22 May 2006, 13:05	#388
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	answer the call of nature

22 May 2006, 13:08	#389
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	and then depart the pub to make his way to the railway station at

22 May 2006, 13:09	#390
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	7.45, as he had to catch the 7.50 express to

22 May 2006, 13:14	#391
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Moldivia, way out west where the sun never sets. He was very excited by this prospect as he

22 May 2006, 13:14	#392
dottie queen post- whore extraordinaire Join Date: 29.01.2003 Location: Still Rockin' at "72" Posts: 13,181	the fells in peterborough to buy the bulbs for next years tulips

22 May 2006, 13:19	#393
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	which lead to an interesting dilemma, not to mention an argument, as to which of his personalities was travelling to what destination. This was resolved by

22 May 2006, 13:20	#394
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	one of the writers, who

22 May 2006, 13:21	#395
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	is far better with words than Brian

22 May 2006, 13:21	#396
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	which isn't difficult

22 May 2006, 13:24	#397
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	But Brian is a wiz with the dialect of mumble

22 May 2006, 13:25	#398
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	the question remained though as to which writer would step into the breach? This particular one needed a comfort break so was stepping out for a moment,

22 May 2006, 13:26	#399
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	unfortunately forgetting he was on the 7th floor....

22 May 2006, 13:27	#400
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	but, not forgetting that he didn't need to step out that far ...