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L96 · 31 May 2006, 10:12

and was actually the third cousin twice removed of Brian's rubber inflatable sheep. This lead to no end of confusion and amusement when the second guest arrived ...

*AndyK* · 31 May 2006, 10:59

in a cloud of dust, amidst a trumpet fanfare, carrying

Ross · 31 May 2006, 15:58

a large silver sword

*AndyK* · 31 May 2006, 16:01

with which the second guest was cleaning his nails

Hypnobabe · 31 May 2006, 16:20

which Julie thought was very clever, since he didn't actually have any, being a

*AndyK* · 31 May 2006, 16:23

flat pack wardrobe purchased from Ikea, with those little Allan Key thingies, for which you lose the key shortly before realising that you need to tighten a wobbly leg.

Hypnobabe · 31 May 2006, 16:26

The flat pack wardrobe (Wardy to his mates) wobbled precariously over the doorstep to make way for

*AndyK* · 31 May 2006, 16:29

a coffee table, a footstool and the chest of drawers which had all also been invited.

Hypnobabe · 31 May 2006, 16:33

Unbeknownst to Julie, there was a crack team of Psychiatrists hiding in the bushes underneath the kitchen window, as it had long been suspected that she had lost her marbles, and the spectacle of a suite of bedroom furniture crossing the doorstep was now causing them immense problems - perhaps she was potty, because, let's face it, only nutters would invite furniture for dinner. On the other hand, the furniture had accepted the invitation, and actually shown up... What to do...

*AndyK* · 31 May 2006, 16:36

It was at the point where the squirrels started washing up and the tortoise and baby deer began to prepare the main course (which the carrots weren't too happy about as they featured in it) that Julie decided that there was nothing for it but to accept her Disney-esque fate,

Hypnobabe · 31 May 2006, 16:37

and break into a quick rendition of

*AndyK* · 31 May 2006, 16:39

Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, sadly Julie couldn't hold a tune in a bucket, which was lucky really, since the bucket was busy peeling protesting carrots at that moment in time.

L96 · 31 May 2006, 17:25

Not to mention dealing with Dear Liza and trying to calm her down a bit, because....

*AndyK* · 31 May 2006, 17:26

there was a ...

Hypnobabe · 31 May 2006, 17:38

large spider crawling along the handle of the bucket, and unfortunately, Liza had lost the phone number of her friendly local Hypnotherapist who specialised in all sorts of things, not just relieving spider phobias.

*AndyK* · 31 May 2006, 18:15

but also fixing large

Hypnobabe · 31 May 2006, 22:54

stamps to even larger letters, which were usually addressed to

Leah · 31 May 2006, 23:37

Brian, Brian loved collecting letters and stamps so much so that instead of having wallpaper on the walls of his home, he had all the letters and stamps plastered from wall to ceiling and thus Brian was the final guest to arrive for the evening. Because he felt guiltly for dropping the toilet block onto Julie earlier in the day, Brian came round carrying....

Ben · 31 May 2006, 23:55

a huge urinal painted pink, the urinal looked heavy and brian looked as though he was struggling. sticking out of his pocket brian had...

*AndyK* · 01 Jun 2006, 10:27

his fate, which he'd rescued earlier before he left the pub, this had led to him attending the dinner party as originally he hadn't intended on going, but it transpired that the invite was written on the back of it, so he'd let fate intervene this time.

L96 · 02 Jun 2006, 20:30

Alas, he was no longer hungry, as he had eaten the donut he found and, let's face it, rocking up to a dinner party at the extraordinarily incompetent Julies house while not hungy is a really

Hypnobabe · 04 Jun 2006, 18:15

good method of self-preservation, as it ensured not having to eat any of Julie's cooking...

heat · 04 Jun 2006, 18:32

which is almost as bad as

Cathie · 04 Jun 2006, 19:11

eating mouse-traps with

heat · 04 Jun 2006, 19:11

mice in them.

31 May 2006, 10:12	#451
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	and was actually the third cousin twice removed of Brian's rubber inflatable sheep. This lead to no end of confusion and amusement when the second guest arrived ...

31 May 2006, 10:59	#452
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	in a cloud of dust, amidst a trumpet fanfare, carrying

31 May 2006, 15:58	#453
Ross Best Sig and Avatar 2006!!! (shared) Join Date: 25.11.2003 Location: Coatbridge near Glasgow. Scotland Posts: 3,446	a large silver sword

31 May 2006, 16:01	#454
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	with which the second guest was cleaning his nails

31 May 2006, 16:20	#455
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	which Julie thought was very clever, since he didn't actually have any, being a

31 May 2006, 16:23	#456
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	flat pack wardrobe purchased from Ikea, with those little Allan Key thingies, for which you lose the key shortly before realising that you need to tighten a wobbly leg.

31 May 2006, 16:26	#457
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The flat pack wardrobe (Wardy to his mates) wobbled precariously over the doorstep to make way for

31 May 2006, 16:29	#458
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	a coffee table, a footstool and the chest of drawers which had all also been invited.

31 May 2006, 16:33	#459
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Unbeknownst to Julie, there was a crack team of Psychiatrists hiding in the bushes underneath the kitchen window, as it had long been suspected that she had lost her marbles, and the spectacle of a suite of bedroom furniture crossing the doorstep was now causing them immense problems - perhaps she was potty, because, let's face it, only nutters would invite furniture for dinner. On the other hand, the furniture had accepted the invitation, and actually shown up... What to do...

31 May 2006, 16:36	#460
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	It was at the point where the squirrels started washing up and the tortoise and baby deer began to prepare the main course (which the carrots weren't too happy about as they featured in it) that Julie decided that there was nothing for it but to accept her Disney-esque fate,

31 May 2006, 16:37	#461
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	and break into a quick rendition of

31 May 2006, 16:39	#462
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Zip-A-Dee-Doo-Dah, sadly Julie couldn't hold a tune in a bucket, which was lucky really, since the bucket was busy peeling protesting carrots at that moment in time.

31 May 2006, 17:25	#463
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Not to mention dealing with Dear Liza and trying to calm her down a bit, because....

31 May 2006, 17:26	#464
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	there was a ...

31 May 2006, 17:38	#465
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	large spider crawling along the handle of the bucket, and unfortunately, Liza had lost the phone number of her friendly local Hypnotherapist who specialised in all sorts of things, not just relieving spider phobias.

31 May 2006, 18:15	#466
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	but also fixing large

31 May 2006, 22:54	#467
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	stamps to even larger letters, which were usually addressed to

31 May 2006, 23:37	#468
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	Brian, Brian loved collecting letters and stamps so much so that instead of having wallpaper on the walls of his home, he had all the letters and stamps plastered from wall to ceiling and thus Brian was the final guest to arrive for the evening. Because he felt guiltly for dropping the toilet block onto Julie earlier in the day, Brian came round carrying....

31 May 2006, 23:55	#469
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	a huge urinal painted pink, the urinal looked heavy and brian looked as though he was struggling. sticking out of his pocket brian had...

01 Jun 2006, 10:27	#470
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	his fate, which he'd rescued earlier before he left the pub, this had led to him attending the dinner party as originally he hadn't intended on going, but it transpired that the invite was written on the back of it, so he'd let fate intervene this time.

02 Jun 2006, 20:30	#471
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Alas, he was no longer hungry, as he had eaten the donut he found and, let's face it, rocking up to a dinner party at the extraordinarily incompetent Julies house while not hungy is a really

04 Jun 2006, 18:15	#472
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	good method of self-preservation, as it ensured not having to eat any of Julie's cooking...

04 Jun 2006, 18:32	#473
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	which is almost as bad as

04 Jun 2006, 19:11	#474
Cathie Sweet But Sadistic Join Date: 18.06.2003 Location: Lincolnshire/Essex depending on the time of year! Posts: 4,098	eating mouse-traps with

04 Jun 2006, 19:11	#475
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	mice in them.