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Ben · 04 Jun 2006, 20:33

all to your self

Hypnobabe · 10 Jun 2006, 02:54

Julie had carefully prepared the evening's entertainment, straight after dinner she would be

L96 · 10 Jun 2006, 03:09

moving to Argentina with her surprise lover, a stripper who could

Hypnobabe · 10 Jun 2006, 19:12

remove his

heat · 10 Jun 2006, 23:34

big hairy

L96 · 11 Jun 2006, 01:45

badger from

Leah · 11 Jun 2006, 10:57

underneath his coat without

*AndyK* · 12 Jun 2006, 11:34

the need for a safety net

Hypnobabe · 12 Jun 2006, 13:44

No-one knew what a stripper was doing keeping a badger underneath his coat, or what he was doing wearing a coat in the first place, except Julie, as he'd told her (whilst drunk) that it was all in the name of

*AndyK* · 12 Jun 2006, 13:48

Basil Brush. Who as we all know is a Fox and not a Badger, and certainly not a stripper. Julie was, of course, as baffled by this as everyone else, but she was beginning to come to terms with the strange twists and turns that her life was experiencing. Outside the wind rustled in the trees and the birds twittered.

Hypnobabe · 12 Jun 2006, 15:02

As opposed to Brian, who was just a twit.

*AndyK* · 12 Jun 2006, 15:07

Anyway, Julie and her secret badger carrying, lover called

Hypnobabe · 12 Jun 2006, 15:22

Alonso Ferdinando Enrique Humberto Jones

*AndyK* · 12 Jun 2006, 15:27

or, Gaz for short,

Leah · 18 Jun 2006, 22:55

decided to have a slow dance in the kitchen though it was only a matter of time before Julie realised...

Hypnobabe · 19 Jun 2006, 00:05

that Gaz was dancing to an entirely different beat, a fact made all the more obvious by his obsession with

*AndyK* · 19 Jun 2006, 10:49

putting his left foot in, his left foot out, in, out, in, out and shaking it all about

Rockette · 21 Jun 2006, 07:46

until a news flash came on the radio. It announced loudly

Mick Loaf · 22 Jun 2006, 02:08

that a dangerous

Rockette · 22 Jun 2006, 05:55

comet was spiralling

*AndyK* · 23 Jun 2006, 10:40

anti-clockwise towards Bridlington.

Rockette · 23 Jun 2006, 14:08

Gaz decided to

Leah · 23 Jun 2006, 21:03

Jump out the window onto Julies already trampled flower bed (due to the toilet ice block accident earlier that day) however as he leapt through the window, his badger, that was beneath his coat somehow lodged onto the window lock causing Gaz....

Rockette · 24 Jun 2006, 10:04

recoil in total horror at the sight.

*AndyK* · 26 Jun 2006, 11:06

The breeze caused the tree's to rustle and kicked up small spirals of dust from the road, down which came a black stretch limo.

04 Jun 2006, 20:33	#476
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	all to your self

10 Jun 2006, 02:54	#477
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Julie had carefully prepared the evening's entertainment, straight after dinner she would be

10 Jun 2006, 03:09	#478
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	moving to Argentina with her surprise lover, a stripper who could

10 Jun 2006, 19:12	#479
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	remove his

10 Jun 2006, 23:34	#480
heat Rampant Loafer... Join Date: 29.07.2002 Location: welshy wales Posts: 5,706	big hairy

11 Jun 2006, 01:45	#481
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	badger from

11 Jun 2006, 10:57	#482
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	underneath his coat without

12 Jun 2006, 11:34	#483
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	the need for a safety net

12 Jun 2006, 13:44	#484
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	No-one knew what a stripper was doing keeping a badger underneath his coat, or what he was doing wearing a coat in the first place, except Julie, as he'd told her (whilst drunk) that it was all in the name of

12 Jun 2006, 13:48	#485
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Basil Brush. Who as we all know is a Fox and not a Badger, and certainly not a stripper. Julie was, of course, as baffled by this as everyone else, but she was beginning to come to terms with the strange twists and turns that her life was experiencing. Outside the wind rustled in the trees and the birds twittered.

12 Jun 2006, 15:02	#486
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	As opposed to Brian, who was just a twit.

12 Jun 2006, 15:07	#487
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Anyway, Julie and her secret badger carrying, lover called

12 Jun 2006, 15:22	#488
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Alonso Ferdinando Enrique Humberto Jones

12 Jun 2006, 15:27	#489
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	or, Gaz for short,

18 Jun 2006, 22:55	#490
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	decided to have a slow dance in the kitchen though it was only a matter of time before Julie realised...

19 Jun 2006, 00:05	#491
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	that Gaz was dancing to an entirely different beat, a fact made all the more obvious by his obsession with

19 Jun 2006, 10:49	#492
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	putting his left foot in, his left foot out, in, out, in, out and shaking it all about

21 Jun 2006, 07:46	#493
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	until a news flash came on the radio. It announced loudly

22 Jun 2006, 02:08	#494
Mick Loaf Thread Killer Join Date: 10.11.2005 Location: Livingston Posts: 1,140	that a dangerous

22 Jun 2006, 05:55	#495
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	comet was spiralling

23 Jun 2006, 10:40	#496
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	anti-clockwise towards Bridlington.

23 Jun 2006, 14:08	#497
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Gaz decided to

23 Jun 2006, 21:03	#498
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	Jump out the window onto Julies already trampled flower bed (due to the toilet ice block accident earlier that day) however as he leapt through the window, his badger, that was beneath his coat somehow lodged onto the window lock causing Gaz....

24 Jun 2006, 10:04	#499
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	recoil in total horror at the sight.

26 Jun 2006, 11:06	#500
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	The breeze caused the tree's to rustle and kicked up small spirals of dust from the road, down which came a black stretch limo.