Alternative story thread... - Page 22

mszee · 03 Jul 2006, 12:37

AND...apparently also neutered...

*AndyK* · 03 Jul 2006, 12:41

While all this was going on, Gaz,

Hypnobabe · 03 Jul 2006, 12:42

who by now was starting to get annoyed that no-one had noticed his predicament and come to offer him medical assistance,

*AndyK* · 03 Jul 2006, 12:44

decided to take matters into his own hands, administering the kiss of life to himself

mszee · 03 Jul 2006, 12:46

At which point he remembered that he was sick and hadn't had a chance to brush his teeth...as the memory flashed in his mind...he fainted dead away yet again...

Rockette · 03 Jul 2006, 12:46

seeing the plot alter so quickly

*AndyK* · 03 Jul 2006, 13:23

had come as no surprise to him, or the birds which were still twittering the gently swaying trees outside.

Hypnobabe · 03 Jul 2006, 18:27

Suddenly, from out of nowhere, there came a loud buzzing noise, and Gaz managed to come out of his stupor long enough to notive the workmen in fashionable yellow hardhats and flourescent vests cutting down the trees outside, due to large numbers of complaints about poo on cars, caused by the trees' twittering occupants.

*AndyK* · 03 Jul 2006, 18:50

The Trees swayed gently in the breeze one more time, before toppling to the ground with an almighty crash. The brids twittered and fright, and then twittered in flight as they moved in the general direction of away from the toppling trees to their second nests located in the old barn.

Rockette · 04 Jul 2006, 04:15

Unbeknown to the twittering birds, inside the barn there was

mszee · 04 Jul 2006, 07:41

simply a cat...BUT...it was not a simple cat at all...it was a Cheshire cat...

Cat smiled at the birds and...

Hypnobabe · 04 Jul 2006, 10:27

with one enormous chomp of it's extremely large, extremely sharp teeth,

*AndyK* · 04 Jul 2006, 10:28

licked it's lips as it prepared to pounce. However, at that moment a creature from a higher evolutionary plane bounded into the barn, ran round in circles wagging it's tail, which it then proceeded to chase, before settling down to stare playfully at the cat. Cat decided that perhaps there would be richer pickings meal-wise in a place that didn't potentially have cat on the menu for dog.

Rockette · 04 Jul 2006, 10:43

Having successfully chased off the cat, the dog thus made the barn safe once more for the twittering birds that had fluttered in there to take shelter.

*AndyK* · 04 Jul 2006, 10:57

peace and harmony once again descended on the storyline ... but for how long?

Rockette · 04 Jul 2006, 11:01

Until the dog managed to sneak off a foul

*AndyK* · 04 Jul 2006, 11:14

for which he was awarded a yellow card, and since this was his second of the tournament, he also received an automatic one match ban for the next game.

Rockette · 04 Jul 2006, 11:35

So he slunk off into his kennel downunder and stayed there for a day or two.

Hypnobabe · 04 Jul 2006, 18:41

Luckily Ronaldo had got lost on the way home from the match on Saturday, and was snoozing in the dog's kennel, so he had a good munch on his leg to make up for things.

Leah · 04 Jul 2006, 23:00

However the dog was still hungry due to ronaldo's leg being skimpy with not much meat on the bone, he soon turned his attention to Gaz who by now was....

L96 · 05 Jul 2006, 02:36

drunk and

mszee · 05 Jul 2006, 04:11

singing "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" on top of his lungs.

L96 · 05 Jul 2006, 09:36

Which was quite surprising for his lungs, as last time they had checked they were internal and functioning normally. Fortunately the incident that had removed them was rather blurred. All they knew was that the removal involved

*AndyK* · 05 Jul 2006, 10:35

a frying pan, a blunt removing a stone from a horses hoof attachment of a swiss army knife and a couple of lemon soaked paper napkins.

mszee · 05 Jul 2006, 11:53

This occurence completely removed from our reader's mind incident involving chandellier, monkey wrench and an inflatable dolphin.

03 Jul 2006, 12:37	#526
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	AND...apparently also neutered...

03 Jul 2006, 12:41	#527
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	While all this was going on, Gaz,

03 Jul 2006, 12:42	#528
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	who by now was starting to get annoyed that no-one had noticed his predicament and come to offer him medical assistance,

03 Jul 2006, 12:44	#529
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	decided to take matters into his own hands, administering the kiss of life to himself

03 Jul 2006, 12:46	#530
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	At which point he remembered that he was sick and hadn't had a chance to brush his teeth...as the memory flashed in his mind...he fainted dead away yet again...

03 Jul 2006, 12:46	#531
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	seeing the plot alter so quickly

03 Jul 2006, 13:23	#532
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	had come as no surprise to him, or the birds which were still twittering the gently swaying trees outside.

03 Jul 2006, 18:27	#533
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Suddenly, from out of nowhere, there came a loud buzzing noise, and Gaz managed to come out of his stupor long enough to notive the workmen in fashionable yellow hardhats and flourescent vests cutting down the trees outside, due to large numbers of complaints about poo on cars, caused by the trees' twittering occupants.

03 Jul 2006, 18:50	#534
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	The Trees swayed gently in the breeze one more time, before toppling to the ground with an almighty crash. The brids twittered and fright, and then twittered in flight as they moved in the general direction of away from the toppling trees to their second nests located in the old barn.

04 Jul 2006, 04:15	#535
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Unbeknown to the twittering birds, inside the barn there was

04 Jul 2006, 07:41	#536
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	simply a cat...BUT...it was not a simple cat at all...it was a Cheshire cat... Cat smiled at the birds and...

04 Jul 2006, 10:27	#537
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	with one enormous chomp of it's extremely large, extremely sharp teeth,

04 Jul 2006, 10:28	#538
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	licked it's lips as it prepared to pounce. However, at that moment a creature from a higher evolutionary plane bounded into the barn, ran round in circles wagging it's tail, which it then proceeded to chase, before settling down to stare playfully at the cat. Cat decided that perhaps there would be richer pickings meal-wise in a place that didn't potentially have cat on the menu for dog.

04 Jul 2006, 10:43	#539
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Having successfully chased off the cat, the dog thus made the barn safe once more for the twittering birds that had fluttered in there to take shelter.

04 Jul 2006, 10:57	#540
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	peace and harmony once again descended on the storyline ... but for how long?

04 Jul 2006, 11:01	#541
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Until the dog managed to sneak off a foul

04 Jul 2006, 11:14	#542
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	for which he was awarded a yellow card, and since this was his second of the tournament, he also received an automatic one match ban for the next game.

04 Jul 2006, 11:35	#543
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	So he slunk off into his kennel downunder and stayed there for a day or two.

04 Jul 2006, 18:41	#544
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Luckily Ronaldo had got lost on the way home from the match on Saturday, and was snoozing in the dog's kennel, so he had a good munch on his leg to make up for things.

04 Jul 2006, 23:00	#545
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	However the dog was still hungry due to ronaldo's leg being skimpy with not much meat on the bone, he soon turned his attention to Gaz who by now was....

05 Jul 2006, 02:36	#546
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	drunk and

05 Jul 2006, 04:11	#547
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	singing "Two Out Of Three Ain't Bad" on top of his lungs.

05 Jul 2006, 09:36	#548
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Which was quite surprising for his lungs, as last time they had checked they were internal and functioning normally. Fortunately the incident that had removed them was rather blurred. All they knew was that the removal involved

05 Jul 2006, 10:35	#549
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	a frying pan, a blunt removing a stone from a horses hoof attachment of a swiss army knife and a couple of lemon soaked paper napkins.

05 Jul 2006, 11:53	#550
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	This occurence completely removed from our reader's mind incident involving chandellier, monkey wrench and an inflatable dolphin.