Alternative story thread... - Page 23

*AndyK* · 05 Jul 2006, 11:58

Gaz finished his song, with his eyes shut imagining the tumultuous applause he was receiving, the dog looked at him with one lazy eye and dozed off.

mszee · 05 Jul 2006, 12:05

"Finally" - thought the dog to himself - "I can get a shut eye - that howling kept reminding me of me mum nagging the heck out of me"

Leah · 05 Jul 2006, 13:55

Gaz however had other ideas, whilst in his drunken stupor he staggered back to Julie's house to profess his undying love for Orange tango but there was one man that stood in his way; Brian...

*AndyK* · 05 Jul 2006, 14:05

had decided the only way to stop Brian was to literally stand in his way holding a

Leah · 05 Jul 2006, 14:08

pitchfork with Julies messy food splattered cooking apron hung off his shoulders (like a cape), the inflatable sheep thought he looked quite attractive and thus started to chat him up...

Hypnobabe · 05 Jul 2006, 14:27

Fluttering it's eyelashes seductively, or as seductively as an inflatable sheep can, in a husky voice, the sheep said, "Baaaaaaaaaaaah!" Which rougly translated, meant

*AndyK* · 05 Jul 2006, 14:28

"Baaaaaaaaaaaah!" because we all know that sheep (inflatable or otherwise) do not communicate vocally, or in any other way for that matter.

Rockette · 05 Jul 2006, 14:29

which is why it took him totally by surprise because

Hypnobabe · 05 Jul 2006, 14:30

he wasn't expecting it.

Rockette · 05 Jul 2006, 14:31

Only as late as yesterday...

*AndyK* · 05 Jul 2006, 14:31

he'd been expecting it to happen, bit after todays events it all came as a shocking bolt out of the blue.

Hypnobabe · 05 Jul 2006, 14:33

It took a minute or two for the knowledge to sink in, but suddenly, both Gaz and Brian realised that the shocking bolt out of the blue had actually been a lightening strike, and a very accurate one at that, hitting precisely

Rockette · 05 Jul 2006, 14:33

where it hurt him most

Hypnobabe · 05 Jul 2006, 14:35

on the end of his

Rockette · 05 Jul 2006, 14:36

hernia scar

Hypnobabe · 05 Jul 2006, 14:37

from the hernia operation made necessary due to his tendency to

*AndyK* · 05 Jul 2006, 14:39

suffer from hernias.

Rockette · 05 Jul 2006, 14:44

These being caused by his continual straining to reach things that were taller than him.

Hypnobabe · 05 Jul 2006, 14:45

like daisies, Jack Russell terriers and carpets.

Rockette · 05 Jul 2006, 14:50

and even snake's bellies

*AndyK* · 05 Jul 2006, 14:59

As you've probably guessed dear reader, he was shorter than a very short man who lived in shortsville.

Rockette · 05 Jul 2006, 15:42

However, his hernias gave him some height from time to time.

Hypnobabe · 05 Jul 2006, 15:55

Especially when one of the 'tall people' accidentally stood on it and he shot through the roof.

*AndyK* · 05 Jul 2006, 15:59

Brian and Gaz stared at each other incredulously. There was a frisson of excitement in the air as the birds twittered from their new homes in the barn, suddenly Gaz said:

Rockette · 05 Jul 2006, 16:10

****** me! the birds are twittering!

05 Jul 2006, 11:58	#551
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Gaz finished his song, with his eyes shut imagining the tumultuous applause he was receiving, the dog looked at him with one lazy eye and dozed off.

05 Jul 2006, 12:05	#552
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	"Finally" - thought the dog to himself - "I can get a shut eye - that howling kept reminding me of me mum nagging the heck out of me"

05 Jul 2006, 13:55	#553
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	Gaz however had other ideas, whilst in his drunken stupor he staggered back to Julie's house to profess his undying love for Orange tango but there was one man that stood in his way; Brian...

05 Jul 2006, 14:05	#554
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	had decided the only way to stop Brian was to literally stand in his way holding a

05 Jul 2006, 14:08	#555
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	pitchfork with Julies messy food splattered cooking apron hung off his shoulders (like a cape), the inflatable sheep thought he looked quite attractive and thus started to chat him up...

05 Jul 2006, 14:27	#556
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Fluttering it's eyelashes seductively, or as seductively as an inflatable sheep can, in a husky voice, the sheep said, "Baaaaaaaaaaaah!" Which rougly translated, meant

05 Jul 2006, 14:28	#557
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	"Baaaaaaaaaaaah!" because we all know that sheep (inflatable or otherwise) do not communicate vocally, or in any other way for that matter.

05 Jul 2006, 14:29	#558
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	which is why it took him totally by surprise because

05 Jul 2006, 14:30	#559
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	he wasn't expecting it.

05 Jul 2006, 14:31	#560
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Only as late as yesterday...

05 Jul 2006, 14:31	#561
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	he'd been expecting it to happen, bit after todays events it all came as a shocking bolt out of the blue.

05 Jul 2006, 14:33	#562
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	It took a minute or two for the knowledge to sink in, but suddenly, both Gaz and Brian realised that the shocking bolt out of the blue had actually been a lightening strike, and a very accurate one at that, hitting precisely

05 Jul 2006, 14:33	#563
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	where it hurt him most

05 Jul 2006, 14:35	#564
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	on the end of his

05 Jul 2006, 14:36	#565
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	hernia scar

05 Jul 2006, 14:37	#566
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	from the hernia operation made necessary due to his tendency to

05 Jul 2006, 14:39	#567
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	suffer from hernias.

05 Jul 2006, 14:44	#568
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	These being caused by his continual straining to reach things that were taller than him.

05 Jul 2006, 14:45	#569
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	like daisies, Jack Russell terriers and carpets.

05 Jul 2006, 14:50	#570
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	and even snake's bellies

05 Jul 2006, 14:59	#571
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	As you've probably guessed dear reader, he was shorter than a very short man who lived in shortsville.

05 Jul 2006, 15:42	#572
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	However, his hernias gave him some height from time to time.

05 Jul 2006, 15:55	#573
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Especially when one of the 'tall people' accidentally stood on it and he shot through the roof.

05 Jul 2006, 15:59	#574
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Brian and Gaz stared at each other incredulously. There was a frisson of excitement in the air as the birds twittered from their new homes in the barn, suddenly Gaz said:

05 Jul 2006, 16:10	#575
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	****** me! the birds are twittering!