Alternative story thread... - Page 25

L96 · 10 Jul 2006, 16:43

Still, the lunacy always liked going on the bus, so Brian

Hypnobabe · 10 Jul 2006, 16:56

pulled himself together, (it was an impressive feat to watch) and bought him a ticket.

Ben · 10 Jul 2006, 23:36

to watch the final of

JanT · 11 Jul 2006, 00:04

custard poker.

Hypnobabe · 11 Jul 2006, 13:10

The rules to custard poker were quite simple, all you had to do was

Ben · 11 Jul 2006, 14:11

play poker with custard

Hypnobabe · 11 Jul 2006, 14:29

(Brian had to confess that he was a little confused as to how the custard came into it, were you supposed to bet with it instead of chips? Did you see one bowl, raise a packet? He hoped some kind writer would explain it all to him...)

Rockette · 13 Jul 2006, 12:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

(Brian had to confess that he was a little confused as to how the custard came into it, were you supposed to bet with it instead of chips? Did you see one bowl, raise a packet? He hoped some kind writer would explain it all to him...)

Is that the same as raisin the packet?

*AndyK* · 13 Jul 2006, 15:52

Of course Brian had been fully expecting that bad pun ...

Hypnobabe · 13 Jul 2006, 17:57

...and being Brian, thought it was the absolute pinnacle of humour.

Ben · 13 Jul 2006, 19:47

meanwhile, back at the ranch

Caelan · 13 Jul 2006, 19:48

there was something really strange happening with the family dog

Ben · 14 Jul 2006, 02:53

rover kept singing out of tune which was unusual

Rockette · 14 Jul 2006, 07:25

seeing how as his particular breed wasn't noted for singing at all.

*AndyK* · 14 Jul 2006, 10:16

Over in the barn as the wind flicked up dust clouds at the entrance the birds twittered,

Hypnobabe · 14 Jul 2006, 12:00

until a volley of gunshots rang out, and all that was left of the twittering birds was a mass of feathers flying in the breeze.

*AndyK* · 14 Jul 2006, 12:05

The wind continued to flick up little dust clouds as the feathers floated around, in the distance more birds could be heard to be twittering.

Hypnobabe · 14 Jul 2006, 12:28

More volleys of gunshots could be heard, hundreds upon hundreds of them, followed by the sound of someone with very heavy hobnailed boots stamping on every bird egg in the world with a large splattering noise, until finally, there was ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE of any birds doing any twittering at any point in the future.

L96 · 14 Jul 2006, 12:35

At which point, the cicadas began to chirp....

*AndyK* · 14 Jul 2006, 12:40

In the distance a loan surviving bird twittered, as it very quickly evolved into an animal that could self replicate, in seconds there were four twittering birds, then 8, 16, 32 64, 128, 256 512, 1024, 2048 ...

Hypnobabe · 14 Jul 2006, 13:03

*mutter mutter grumble moan*

L96 · 14 Jul 2006, 13:28

Chirp

Hypnobabe · 14 Jul 2006, 13:33

Brian, meanwhile, was patiently waiting for the bus to move off, as the final of custard poker was creeping closer and closer, and he was really looking forward to finding out once and for all what the heck it was all about.

Hypnobabe · 14 Jul 2006, 13:36

"I wonder whether I'm destined to be a major figure in this story, or if I'm one of those people they introduce just so they can be the first victim of the grisly serial killer?!"

*AndyK* · 14 Jul 2006, 13:38

Said a passing old lady.

10 Jul 2006, 16:43	#601
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Still, the lunacy always liked going on the bus, so Brian

10 Jul 2006, 16:56	#602
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	pulled himself together, (it was an impressive feat to watch) and bought him a ticket.

10 Jul 2006, 23:36	#603
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	to watch the final of

11 Jul 2006, 00:04	#604
JanT Mega Loafer Join Date: 22.06.2006 Location: Blackpool Posts: 2,232	custard poker.

11 Jul 2006, 13:10	#605
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The rules to custard poker were quite simple, all you had to do was

11 Jul 2006, 14:11	#606
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	play poker with custard

11 Jul 2006, 14:29	#607
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	(Brian had to confess that he was a little confused as to how the custard came into it, were you supposed to bet with it instead of chips? Did you see one bowl, raise a packet? He hoped some kind writer would explain it all to him...)

13 Jul 2006, 15:52	#609
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Of course Brian had been fully expecting that bad pun ...

13 Jul 2006, 17:57	#610
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	...and being Brian, thought it was the absolute pinnacle of humour.

13 Jul 2006, 19:47	#611
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	meanwhile, back at the ranch

13 Jul 2006, 19:48	#612
Caelan life is one big adventure Join Date: 23.06.2005 Location: some town in Alberta called Leduc Posts: 5,550	there was something really strange happening with the family dog

14 Jul 2006, 02:53	#613
Ben Mega Loafer Join Date: 19.03.2003 Location: Kent, England Posts: 4,163	rover kept singing out of tune which was unusual

14 Jul 2006, 07:25	#614
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	seeing how as his particular breed wasn't noted for singing at all.

14 Jul 2006, 10:16	#615
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Over in the barn as the wind flicked up dust clouds at the entrance the birds twittered,

14 Jul 2006, 12:00	#616
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	until a volley of gunshots rang out, and all that was left of the twittering birds was a mass of feathers flying in the breeze.

14 Jul 2006, 12:05	#617
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	The wind continued to flick up little dust clouds as the feathers floated around, in the distance more birds could be heard to be twittering.

14 Jul 2006, 12:28	#618
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	More volleys of gunshots could be heard, hundreds upon hundreds of them, followed by the sound of someone with very heavy hobnailed boots stamping on every bird egg in the world with a large splattering noise, until finally, there was ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE of any birds doing any twittering at any point in the future.

14 Jul 2006, 12:35	#619
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	At which point, the cicadas began to chirp....

14 Jul 2006, 12:40	#620
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	In the distance a loan surviving bird twittered, as it very quickly evolved into an animal that could self replicate, in seconds there were four twittering birds, then 8, 16, 32 64, 128, 256 512, 1024, 2048 ...

14 Jul 2006, 13:03	#621
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	mutter mutter grumble moan

14 Jul 2006, 13:28	#622
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	Chirp

14 Jul 2006, 13:33	#623
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Brian, meanwhile, was patiently waiting for the bus to move off, as the final of custard poker was creeping closer and closer, and he was really looking forward to finding out once and for all what the heck it was all about.

14 Jul 2006, 13:36	#624
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	"I wonder whether I'm destined to be a major figure in this story, or if I'm one of those people they introduce just so they can be the first victim of the grisly serial killer?!"

14 Jul 2006, 13:38	#625
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	Said a passing old lady.