Alternative story thread... - Page 26

Rockette · 15 Jul 2006, 09:41

Damn! You heard me mutter that did you?

Lord Kagan · 15 Jul 2006, 14:46

just then a pig walked up to an old lady

Hypnobabe · 02 Aug 2006, 18:10

who happened to be standing nearby, watching

L96 · 02 Aug 2006, 23:43

the Madras annual guinea pig race, held in honour of masking tape companies worldwide...

*AndyK* · 03 Aug 2006, 09:25

which this year was won by

L96 · 03 Aug 2006, 09:39

an aardvark masquerading as

*AndyK* · 03 Aug 2006, 10:34

beleive it or not a guinea pig

L96 · 03 Aug 2006, 10:40

although sheer size advantage required drug tests, which revealed

*AndyK* · 03 Aug 2006, 10:44

anadin

L96 · 03 Aug 2006, 10:47

and believe me, anadin was rather startled by this development.

Hypnobabe · 03 Aug 2006, 16:09

The resulting scandal meant the annual guinea pig race was replaced with something completely unexpected:

L96 · 03 Aug 2006, 21:25

giraffe knotting. The first event of the day

*AndyK* · 04 Aug 2006, 12:50

was delayed because the wind was rustling the trees and the birds in the barn were making too much noise.

Hypnobabe · 04 Aug 2006, 21:03

Luckily the noise made by the giraffes when things eventually got underway more than drowned out those pesky birds.

Leah · 04 Aug 2006, 21:11

And they were off, the race was on to see who was the quickest at tying a knot in the giraffes neck however this wasn't the easiest of things to do...

Hypnobabe · 04 Aug 2006, 21:39

due to the need to catch them first. Brian had the advantage, however, as he'd

mszee · 05 Aug 2006, 01:54

drunk too much the previous night, he was quite pished...

L96 · 05 Aug 2006, 02:03

And on rollerskates... so off he set

mszee · 05 Aug 2006, 02:17

BUT...you can't even go up and down the stairs when drunk...so...

Hypnobabe · 05 Aug 2006, 17:30

he set about installing a ramp.

mszee · 05 Aug 2006, 17:34

But, of course...drunk people shouldn't be installing anything, much less ramps and so...

Hypnobabe · 05 Aug 2006, 18:11

it was a total disaster, resulting in a trip to the hospital as Brian had managed to insert a

mszee · 05 Aug 2006, 18:57

rather large screwdriver into his left nostril...

Rockette · 06 Aug 2006, 09:18

instead of buying one of those little hair removal gadgets like everyone else, which could have done the two jobs instead of just one, which resulted in such a calamitous outcome

L96 · 06 Aug 2006, 10:08

his glass eye shot out, and bounced neatly off the head of a nearby

15 Jul 2006, 09:41	#626
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	Damn! You heard me mutter that did you?

15 Jul 2006, 14:46	#627
Lord Kagan On the other hand, You have different fingers Join Date: 17.05.2006 Location: Belfast Posts: 8,833	just then a pig walked up to an old lady

02 Aug 2006, 18:10	#628
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	who happened to be standing nearby, watching

02 Aug 2006, 23:43	#629
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	the Madras annual guinea pig race, held in honour of masking tape companies worldwide...

03 Aug 2006, 09:25	#630
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	which this year was won by

03 Aug 2006, 09:39	#631
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	an aardvark masquerading as

03 Aug 2006, 10:34	#632
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	beleive it or not a guinea pig

03 Aug 2006, 10:40	#633
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	although sheer size advantage required drug tests, which revealed

03 Aug 2006, 10:44	#634
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	anadin

03 Aug 2006, 10:47	#635
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	and believe me, anadin was rather startled by this development.

03 Aug 2006, 16:09	#636
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The resulting scandal meant the annual guinea pig race was replaced with something completely unexpected:

03 Aug 2006, 21:25	#637
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	giraffe knotting. The first event of the day

04 Aug 2006, 12:50	#638
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	was delayed because the wind was rustling the trees and the birds in the barn were making too much noise.

04 Aug 2006, 21:03	#639
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Luckily the noise made by the giraffes when things eventually got underway more than drowned out those pesky birds.

04 Aug 2006, 21:11	#640
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	And they were off, the race was on to see who was the quickest at tying a knot in the giraffes neck however this wasn't the easiest of things to do...

04 Aug 2006, 21:39	#641
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	due to the need to catch them first. Brian had the advantage, however, as he'd

05 Aug 2006, 01:54	#642
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	drunk too much the previous night, he was quite pished...

05 Aug 2006, 02:03	#643
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	And on rollerskates... so off he set

05 Aug 2006, 02:17	#644
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	BUT...you can't even go up and down the stairs when drunk...so...

05 Aug 2006, 17:30	#645
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	he set about installing a ramp.

05 Aug 2006, 17:34	#646
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	But, of course...drunk people shouldn't be installing anything, much less ramps and so...

05 Aug 2006, 18:11	#647
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	it was a total disaster, resulting in a trip to the hospital as Brian had managed to insert a

05 Aug 2006, 18:57	#648
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 28.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	rather large screwdriver into his left nostril...

06 Aug 2006, 09:18	#649
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	instead of buying one of those little hair removal gadgets like everyone else, which could have done the two jobs instead of just one, which resulted in such a calamitous outcome

06 Aug 2006, 10:08	#650
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	his glass eye shot out, and bounced neatly off the head of a nearby