Alternative story thread... - Page 27

Leah · 06 Aug 2006, 11:36

patient who only turned out to be Gaz, he ended up in hospital from spraining his ankle from all the dancing he was doing from wooing Julie and all her animal friends, but it had backfired, he just wasn't as nimble and flexible as he used to be. Brian was sooo estatic inside to know this and soon set about trying to win back Julie's love....

mszee · 06 Aug 2006, 22:11

by buying her yet another pet - this one an ugly but very rare bat...

Leah · 06 Aug 2006, 22:54

who went by the name of baterella-bopalula, Julie was instantly smitten with her new friend and took pity on Brian for jetting round the world (on his private jet) 3 times to seek the elusive Bat. So to show how thankful she was she gave Brian a...

mszee · 06 Aug 2006, 23:01

kiss on the cheek and her entire collection of comics books which she was going to dispose of the next day anyway...

L96 · 07 Aug 2006, 01:32

as they were still covered in strawberry jam from the incident. This had lead to a large number of

MeatGrl1 · 07 Aug 2006, 01:33

Flying bats

L96 · 07 Aug 2006, 01:43

being mildly startled, because

MeatGrl1 · 07 Aug 2006, 01:44

Of the light from

Hypnobabe · 07 Aug 2006, 02:38

Brian's smile, as while a lot of the other action had been occuring in the story earlier on, he'd had the opportunity to nip out to the dentist and get his teeth bleached. The dentist he'd used was a bit of a cowboy though, and had used Domestos instead of the proper teeth-bleaching bleach, and so Brian was starting to feel a bit queasy, having poured all that alcohol on top of it. Luckily, Julie had a pocket full of

L96 · 07 Aug 2006, 02:45

snails, which

Rockette · 07 Aug 2006, 02:58

left those dreadful trails all over his teeth. The kind of trails that are usually reserved for

L96 · 07 Aug 2006, 03:27

the floors of caves inhabited by Neanderthals, however in this case

Rockette · 07 Aug 2006, 03:33

it was Brian's teeth.

mszee · 07 Aug 2006, 07:19

But, of course, this story, dear reader is not about teeth...especially, Brian's...so as we move forward with our story...

L96 · 07 Aug 2006, 07:51

a long way forward, in fact, for our story now leaps to the year 3947, by which time

Rockette · 07 Aug 2006, 13:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Hypnobabe

Brian's smile, as while a lot of the other action had been occuring in the story earlier on, he'd had the opportunity to nip out to the dentist and get his teeth bleached. The dentist he'd used was a bit of a cowboy though, and had used Domestos instead of the proper teeth-bleaching bleach, and so Brian was starting to feel a bit queasy, having poured all that alcohol on top of it. Luckily, Julie had a pocket full of

Ahem! I beg to differ MsZee

Rockette · 07 Aug 2006, 13:06

it comes to light that a psychic is onboard.

Leah · 07 Aug 2006, 21:53

However the story continues about Brian and his Neanderthal looking teeth for the time being, Julie who by now was completely sloshed and sozzled and excited (from her new pet) found she was quite attracted to Brians teeth especially as her own were mere browny/yellowy stumps that resulted in a bizarre accident when...

Hypnobabe · 08 Aug 2006, 00:24

the resulting smell knocked out a

*AndyK* · 08 Aug 2006, 11:04

small South American country.

Leah · 08 Aug 2006, 11:19

But Julie had no idea. Instead she thought the knocking out of a whole entire country was due to...

mszee · 08 Aug 2006, 12:30

...to her eating cheese and marmite toast that very morning...

Hypnobabe · 08 Aug 2006, 17:06

a combination which, it was well known across the whole of South America, would

*AndyK* · 08 Aug 2006, 17:33

satisfy the hunger cravings of all people with culinary taste.

Hypnobabe · 08 Aug 2006, 17:43

The South Americans, however, had different tastes to the local Yorkshiremen, and were completely shocked at the effect Marmite had on their insides (after all, you either love it or you hate it) and when they tried the Marmite slammers as recommended by one of the aforementioned Yorkshiremen, they all fell down in a drunken stupor, probably from Marmite shock as much as anything else, hence why the whole country had been knocked out.

Brian, meanwhile,

06 Aug 2006, 11:36	#651
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	patient who only turned out to be Gaz, he ended up in hospital from spraining his ankle from all the dancing he was doing from wooing Julie and all her animal friends, but it had backfired, he just wasn't as nimble and flexible as he used to be. Brian was sooo estatic inside to know this and soon set about trying to win back Julie's love....

06 Aug 2006, 22:11	#652
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	by buying her yet another pet - this one an ugly but very rare bat...

06 Aug 2006, 22:54	#653
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	who went by the name of baterella-bopalula, Julie was instantly smitten with her new friend and took pity on Brian for jetting round the world (on his private jet) 3 times to seek the elusive Bat. So to show how thankful she was she gave Brian a...

06 Aug 2006, 23:01	#654
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	kiss on the cheek and her entire collection of comics books which she was going to dispose of the next day anyway...

07 Aug 2006, 01:32	#655
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	as they were still covered in strawberry jam from the incident. This had lead to a large number of

07 Aug 2006, 01:33	#656
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	Flying bats

07 Aug 2006, 01:43	#657
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	being mildly startled, because

07 Aug 2006, 01:44	#658
MeatGrl1 No Day But Today Join Date: 29.05.2006 Location: Sitting on the steps outside looking so restless and reckless and lost! Posts: 9,089	Of the light from

07 Aug 2006, 02:38	#659
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Brian's smile, as while a lot of the other action had been occuring in the story earlier on, he'd had the opportunity to nip out to the dentist and get his teeth bleached. The dentist he'd used was a bit of a cowboy though, and had used Domestos instead of the proper teeth-bleaching bleach, and so Brian was starting to feel a bit queasy, having poured all that alcohol on top of it. Luckily, Julie had a pocket full of

07 Aug 2006, 02:45	#660
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	snails, which

07 Aug 2006, 02:58	#661
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	left those dreadful trails all over his teeth. The kind of trails that are usually reserved for

07 Aug 2006, 03:27	#662
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	the floors of caves inhabited by Neanderthals, however in this case

07 Aug 2006, 03:33	#663
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	it was Brian's teeth.

07 Aug 2006, 07:19	#664
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	But, of course, this story, dear reader is not about teeth...especially, Brian's...so as we move forward with our story...

07 Aug 2006, 07:51	#665
L96 Inaugural goldfish winner Join Date: 04.07.2005 Location: In a handbasket. Believe me, for someone my height, it's hell... Posts: 2,373	a long way forward, in fact, for our story now leaps to the year 3947, by which time

07 Aug 2006, 13:06	#667
Rockette Mega Loafer Join Date: 10.06.2005 Location: I think! Posts: 4,805	it comes to light that a psychic is onboard.

07 Aug 2006, 21:53	#668
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	However the story continues about Brian and his Neanderthal looking teeth for the time being, Julie who by now was completely sloshed and sozzled and excited (from her new pet) found she was quite attracted to Brians teeth especially as her own were mere browny/yellowy stumps that resulted in a bizarre accident when...

08 Aug 2006, 00:24	#669
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	the resulting smell knocked out a

08 Aug 2006, 11:04	#670
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	small South American country.

08 Aug 2006, 11:19	#671
Leah Mega Loafer Join Date: 03.04.2005 Location: Cleethorpes, North East coast of England Posts: 1,510	But Julie had no idea. Instead she thought the knocking out of a whole entire country was due to...

08 Aug 2006, 12:30	#672
mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	...to her eating cheese and marmite toast that very morning...

08 Aug 2006, 17:06	#673
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	a combination which, it was well known across the whole of South America, would

08 Aug 2006, 17:33	#674
AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	satisfy the hunger cravings of all people with culinary taste.

08 Aug 2006, 17:43	#675
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	The South Americans, however, had different tastes to the local Yorkshiremen, and were completely shocked at the effect Marmite had on their insides (after all, you either love it or you hate it) and when they tried the Marmite slammers as recommended by one of the aforementioned Yorkshiremen, they all fell down in a drunken stupor, probably from Marmite shock as much as anything else, hence why the whole country had been knocked out. Brian, meanwhile,