Alternative story thread... - Page 38

Hypnobabe · 03 Oct 2006, 15:37

Brian.

*AndyK* · 03 Oct 2006, 15:39

It transpired that,

**allrevvedup** · 03 Oct 2006, 15:40

the sea parted to reveal a lost city filled with people no bigger then 3ft

Hypnobabe · 03 Oct 2006, 15:40

while the careless writers had left this thread unattended, Brian had managed to

*AndyK* · 03 Oct 2006, 15:41

draft in a set of parallel writers who would spend their time writing two lines at exactly the same time, which only served to

**allrevvedup** · 03 Oct 2006, 15:41

leave the entire world stunned and aghast that a story so well written could not win anything in the oscars

mszee · 04 Oct 2006, 06:05

But wait...aren't we ahead of ourselves???

*AndyK* · 04 Oct 2006, 10:52

No.

Hypnobabe · 04 Oct 2006, 12:08

Meanwhile, the 3ft tall people had overrun Slough, leading to

*AndyK* · 04 Oct 2006, 12:19

A thrid series of The Office being commissioned.

**allrevvedup** · 04 Oct 2006, 12:41

which wasn't what the 3ft people wanted to hear, seeing as they were paid up members of the Will & Grace Fanclub

Hypnobabe · 04 Oct 2006, 12:43

They protested long and hard about this, and eventually absolutely nothing was done about it.

SW31 · 04 Oct 2006, 12:47

so the 3ft tall people joined the lost tv wannabe cast

Hypnobabe · 04 Oct 2006, 12:48

Which was much easier than it sounded, as being only 3ft tall they had a tendency to get misplaced anyway, but this way they were being paid shedloads of money for doing what they normally did.

batcity · 04 Oct 2006, 12:51

And it was a better part because the director wanted them to be Christmas Elves for the Christmas special.

**allrevvedup** · 04 Oct 2006, 12:53

however one of the 3ft tall people, who at 3ft 1in was considered the leader,sold his story to the Tabloids causing friction amongst the rest.

His book 'It's a small world after all' went on to sell a grand total of 4 copies...as not many people could find it in big bookstores, only small ones

SW31 · 04 Oct 2006, 12:55

which was going out at easter instead because someone had misplaced it on the csi pile

**allrevvedup** · 04 Oct 2006, 13:14

To which a film was made from the book 'it's a small world after all'

with the main song off the soundtrack 'It's small coming back to me now'!

mszee · 04 Oct 2006, 15:03

But, of course, dear read, we all know THAT was not THAT small...

**allrevvedup** · 04 Oct 2006, 15:09

The 3ft people denied accusations that they were carrying mini weapons of mass destruction

Hypnobabe · 04 Oct 2006, 16:37

and hoped the UN inspectors might overlook the extremely big weapons of mass distraction they had in the back of the van.

mszee · 04 Oct 2006, 16:46

as well as stuck in their pants...

**allrevvedup** · 04 Oct 2006, 17:10

those tight fitting pants stored pocket rockets for which the male 3ft people told all females that they were genuinely pleased to see them

mszee · 04 Oct 2006, 17:24

Being very wise females, of course, and isn't it always the case, dear reader, they have never believed the males...however...

SW31 · 04 Oct 2006, 17:40

then the giant awoke with a funny head thinking what a nightmeare i've just had

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allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	the sea parted to reveal a lost city filled with people no bigger then 3ft

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Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	while the careless writers had left this thread unattended, Brian had managed to

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AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	draft in a set of parallel writers who would spend their time writing two lines at exactly the same time, which only served to

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allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	leave the entire world stunned and aghast that a story so well written could not win anything in the oscars

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mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	But wait...aren't we ahead of ourselves???

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Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Meanwhile, the 3ft tall people had overrun Slough, leading to

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AndyK Relentless Join Date: 21.11.2003 Location: Over the top..... seeing what's on the other side Posts: 18,694	A thrid series of The Office being commissioned.

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allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	which wasn't what the 3ft people wanted to hear, seeing as they were paid up members of the Will & Grace Fanclub

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Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	They protested long and hard about this, and eventually absolutely nothing was done about it.

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SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	so the 3ft tall people joined the lost tv wannabe cast

04 Oct 2006, 12:48	#939
Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	Which was much easier than it sounded, as being only 3ft tall they had a tendency to get misplaced anyway, but this way they were being paid shedloads of money for doing what they normally did.

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batcity Guest Join Date: 14.04.2002 Location: Posts: 751	And it was a better part because the director wanted them to be Christmas Elves for the Christmas special.

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allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	however one of the 3ft tall people, who at 3ft 1in was considered the leader,sold his story to the Tabloids causing friction amongst the rest. His book 'It's a small world after all' went on to sell a grand total of 4 copies...as not many people could find it in big bookstores, only small ones

04 Oct 2006, 12:55	#942
SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	which was going out at easter instead because someone had misplaced it on the csi pile

04 Oct 2006, 13:14	#943
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	To which a film was made from the book 'it's a small world after all' with the main song off the soundtrack 'It's small coming back to me now'!

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mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	But, of course, dear read, we all know THAT was not THAT small...

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allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	The 3ft people denied accusations that they were carrying mini weapons of mass destruction

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Hypnobabe mszee's Mistress with sexy goddess boots Join Date: 13.07.2005 Location: Hitting the highway like a battering ram... Posts: 7,686	and hoped the UN inspectors might overlook the extremely big weapons of mass distraction they had in the back of the van.

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mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	as well as stuck in their pants...

04 Oct 2006, 17:10	#948
allrevvedup "Most things that i worry about, never happen anyway" Join Date: 29.11.2003 Location: Liverpool Posts: 5,351	those tight fitting pants stored pocket rockets for which the male 3ft people told all females that they were genuinely pleased to see them

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mszee Mega Loafer Join Date: 29.03.2006 Location: And you think you're down under??? Posts: 26,252	Being very wise females, of course, and isn't it always the case, dear reader, they have never believed the males...however...

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SW31 in my coup de vil waiting for pardise by the dashboard light Join Date: 24.11.2003 Location: middlesbrough smoggy rules Posts: 8,137	then the giant awoke with a funny head thinking what a nightmeare i've just had